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Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19925) - you deserved it (9109)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

#20 - On 01/26/2010 at 8:34am by fishyfingaz

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your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

#13 - On 01/26/2010 at 7:46am by hcube

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