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Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11539) - you deserved it (6254)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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