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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (5600)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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aw it sucks but you're doing him a great deed. My brother is a 31 year old virgin (I am 85% sure of this). SOMEONE has to help those poor guys out!

#5 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:10am by epoh

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which hole? this guy hasn't seen any porn?

#8 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:21am by jf7609

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