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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17990) - you deserved it (3636)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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