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Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9201) - you deserved it (46110)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

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Your laptop finished before you did, lol.

#9 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:12pm by Nemephosis

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just use ur imagination

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 2:03am by WhatThePhuc

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