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Today, for my boyfriends 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20198) - you deserved it (4611)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:56am - intimacy - by Nosexytime - United States

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Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

#8 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:21pm by AliceC

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umm... fuck him then.. learn to appreciate

#5 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:19pm by cremesar

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