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Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 10:56am - intimacy - by bjfail (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

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since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

#13 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:44pm by UnicornsDoExist

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If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

#12 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:43pm by amberbby69

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