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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5574) - you deserved it (13503)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by awskme - Sent from mobile version

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