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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by awskme - Sent from mobile version

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How is this an fml? At least they didn't care. Just making sure you were safe.

#3 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:27am by VonHoolio

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why the h*** do you read texts while having sex ?

#9 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:48am by simawesome_FYL

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