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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by sore - Sent from mobile version

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wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

#7 - On 01/04/2010 at 10:16am by NeonWar__

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YDI for having nipples

#5 - On 01/04/2010 at 10:10am by lucifer69

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