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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6397) - you deserved it (16070)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

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Plus, your dad is a cat person, right?

What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.

#11 - On 01/01/2010 at 9:10am by perdix

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doggy's beast. when my gma walked in I was riding my bf. I thought shed have a heart attack

#5 - On 01/01/2010 at 6:30am by fatalkiss

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