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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8746) - you deserved it (26230)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

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Plus, your dad is a cat person, right?

What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.

#11 - On 01/01/2010 at 9:10am by perdix

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If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even fucking
Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL

#9 - On 01/01/2010 at 8:08am by v1kt4r

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