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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31177) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

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I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously fucked up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.

#10 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:47am by tightshirtman

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uhmmmmm ..... isn't that how Jeffery Dahmer got his start.... with small animal stabbings!!

#7 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:31am by dimebag4510

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