Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
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Comments (255)
danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
nnnihad 6
scary
Andrew1122 0
that's very scary
CRlovers123 0
I think you should get him some SERIOUS help.
Mesocoollike 8
Who the hell has sex during their period if your not trying to get pregnant?!?! It has to look horrible! And the smell... oh god... blood coming out of a ****** does NOT smell good...
ajoilysos 3
it is better for cramps and the ****** is way more intense.
maxschagerstrom 0
retarded much?
n_epic_fail 14
why the hell are u having sex during Ur period?
taekwondogirl987 0
That's creepy
528Alice491 3
...that's really effing creepy. Who the hell wants to stab a small animal to death with there penis?!
ActionFearo 39
Next time, take the blood and make lines under your eyes, telling him it makes you feel like an Apache warrior.
infantry831 0
that's funny
Fmypanda 0
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YDI for letting him.
mortegataco 2
Gross!!
Shmeaty 0
classy
fuzz97 23
That's delightful. (sarcasm)
romain1975 0
uhmmmmm ..... isn't that how Jeffery Dahmer got his start.... with small animal stabbings!!
jello4672 1
That's how most killers start
darkmis1 17
Eww!!! That's nasty! No offense OP, but your boyfriend has serious issues.
abbttmc 12
My response after someone says no offense: I'm offended
KeyshaxMarie 0
very disturbing.
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
littlegolferboy 4
This.
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
Might be too late.
PerditaDessa 38
If he was serious, he needs help not a trigger.