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Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9129) - you deserved it (15197)

On 12/21/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!

#4 - On 12/21/2009 at 10:09am by DataWhore

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what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?

#10 - On 12/21/2009 at 1:59pm by spitfire35

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