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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's unfortunate.
Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:26pm by andyourpointis

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Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

#3 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:36pm by thinmint

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