Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12698) - you totally deserved it (973)
On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)
(0)she's a hore good riddance still my favorite fml ever
#43 - On 04/08/2010 at 10:16pm by number1dukie
(+2)That's unfortunate.
Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...
#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:26pm by andyourpointis
(0)coming from a guy that has terrible luck with women....hahaha that blows. I have no quarrels being single compared to a story like this.
#11 - On 12/17/2009 at 4:01pm by elparto
(0)LOL, nice. Wouldn't that just be the icing on the cake...
#16 - On 12/17/2009 at 8:34pm by picturescrazy
(0)I'll bet she was get'n it on with another girl, probably planning on having a threesome with you and the other girl. You, my friend are a lucky guy. Quit whining and and go get your birthday-3way!!!
(0)Was it spontaneous or was that part of your birthday present?
In either case, didja make the girl a sammich?
(0)Public bathroom sex is great!! Too bad it wasn't you. I think it's time to re-evaluate your relationship. Or maybe it was the wrong couple?? Wait...you only mentioned her being escorted out. Hmmm... the plot thickens.
(0)My guess is that she was trying to skip the check by jumping out of the bathroom window. However, she got stuck Winnie-the-Pooh-style and while she was in that vulnerable position, someone pulled down her drawers and rammed her from behind.
It's just a theory. . .
(0)hehehe, plausible theory. Oh then, the relationship can possibly be salvaged because she didn't have sex intentionally, :) right?
I have to ask: Was she doing the deed with another female, or a guy?
#20 - On 12/18/2009 at 12:29am by saculmot
Damn. That sucks. Now you got something to hold over her head if you stay with her. Bdays are supposed to be special.
#21 - On 12/18/2009 at 4:54pm by FYLbecauseYDI
(0)dude....wow FYL cuz your gf (hopefully now ex gf) is a total slut for having sex with a stranger and FYL again because it was your BIRTHDAY...im praying that this is a BS fml
(0)shit, and i thought i had relationship problems. FYL i hope you dumped her ass in the most cold heart way possible, dont hold back
#31 - On 12/21/2009 at 8:18pm by darrenm813
(0)im sensing a lesbo lol
#22 that is the first time ive ever heard of the phrase 'winnie the pooh style' oddly enough..that explains a few things lol.
#33 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:49am by queenconeja
(0)lol why is every 1 asking if its a guy are a girl who she fucked? she just fucked some 1 on his bday who givs a shit if its a guy or girl o_0 loool
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#34, if she cheats with a dude, she is a lying cheating whore.
If its a chick, its hot, & obviously, they just started the 3-some early without him, so that every thing is perfect for when he joins in. Because, you know, the world was created for men, by a male god, & god only made women so that men would not be lonely & turn gay. Women are just like animals or a tool that for some reason are allowed to talk back.
#35 - On 12/26/2009 at 1:38am by COBRAMORPH
(0)Something tells me you're one of those guys who still lives with his parents at the age of 38 and is a permanent virgin. Can't imagine which girl will go for someone who actually agrees with that pile of shit you just spewed out.
Either that or GTFO troll.
(0)#35; wow. your a dousche bag!
i am VERY offended.
your never gonna get a girl if you think that.
#42 - On 02/11/2010 at 10:56pm by anonymous112295
(0)t all the people who said that this man deserved it, i hope you all have terrible relationships that never work out and i hope you all get shot when you're running after the one you love!! grrrrrr... fyl man, my sympathies...
#36 - On 12/28/2009 at 12:24pm by Spac3Ghost
(+1)Yo, Cobramorph? wtf is your issue? You have serious problems dude. First of all, God is a being, not male, not female. also, women are not some tool for your freaking pleasure. We need to be respected. Just because some girls are sluts and are horrible people, doesn't make us all that way. So yeah, your love life will simply be this: a ton a sluts who will never leave you happy, while you'll be all lonely and have no one to really connect with. Get a life dude. seriously. go to church, cause you might learn something about life, love, and God.
#37 - On 12/31/2009 at 12:36am by smart_chick390
