By Anonymous / Sunday 5 January 2014 01:08 / United States - Chicago
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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

And a cockblock too.

  buttcramp  |  21

#38, that's a good one!

  Sports_guy3  |  28

Best. FML. Ever. (in a 'FYL' kinda way)

  kjack49044  |  18

Yes, she's got her priorities straight.

  Rulerray97  |  25

A period never stopped anything but a sentence.

  hansam  |  12

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

  little_one1  |  14

Oh HELL no, 54! I'mjustkiddingmyboyfriendandiareexperienceddirtroadtravelers.

  boating_guy  |  33

if they really want it, just ride the crimson ride. alternatively, if the river runs red, take the dirt road home.

By  loganHchrist  |  9

Doesn't matter will get laid

  loganHchrist  |  9

** eventually

  davidislost  |  11

That would have been more humorous if you used a pop cultural reference like 'doesn't matter, had sex'

By  Rxted  |  8

Nothing's wrong with birthday blowjobs.

  ElricMustang  |  23

I mean, some girls enjoy it, too, so it really isn't something selfish for OP if she wants to do it.


#26 considering it's her birthday not OP'S yes it is not to mention since she just started her period her emotions are probably a bit high right now so if he brought it up to her it would make her even more upset.

By  LadyDelphinea  |  4

Dude that sucks...

By  deepvira  |  16

Tell her that you are gonna get sex,just not from her! It's your birthday after all!

  fullalove  |  23

1.it clearly says he takes his girlfriend out for HER birthday. 2. even if it was his birthday, what the hell kind of advice is it to tell him to cheat?

  TheNewGuy03  |  26

116 -- Whenever I've had sex with a girl on her period, I've always laid out a convenient red towel. Banging while on her period isn't preferable to me, but I'd rather please her. Not really too worried about myself, as long as she's satisfied.

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