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Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17323) - you deserved it (3843)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all

#11 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:34am by Lv2drum930

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Well, at least if you suspect she's cheating on you, you'll know who to interrogate first!

#3 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:39am by sonicmega

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