Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

by dfkjhregoiuberiug / 12/09/2009 at 4:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

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  • You really should take it as a compliment.
    He obviously finds you sexy. FML? Don't think so.

    If you are comfortable enough with your "best guy friend" to sleep in the same bed with him, why not just bang him?

    #3 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:23am by KingHumanity

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  • Nasty. Maybe he's into you? No pun intended.

    #2 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:21am by tflnfml

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