Weird, Awkward and Intimacy: Roommates from hell, part 350125 - FML

Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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You deserved it 7 060

By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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You deserved it 7 167

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 499

Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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You deserved it 163

By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 880

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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You deserved it 482

Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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You deserved it 390

By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 245

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Top comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

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b023d 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 19:57

you're life is really f*cked if you accepted his offer :(

dagrathe 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:33

you are life?

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

twitteraddict 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:44

hes a tad creepy if he gets off watching gynie exam pervert

1wrd_Fuck 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:13

I do believe the question here is did you agree?

ufail 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:00

try to watch a urologist exam

idc_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:38

your roomate is weird. really weird.

Henrius_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:24

awkward

hoch449 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:18

im sure it will be a great bonding moment lol

Sarasa01 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:31

My oh my, look at that sexy pink cervix! Come quick dude, I think I can see her ovaries!

jbakse 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:48

that was funny!!!!!! you're funny

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

skullbashd 3

Saturday 19 June 2010 8:45

it's a Porno retard which means he has a fetish which they set a gyno scenario it's no real

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 9 February 2018 17:07

It could've been a medical training video.

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages, she said, "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said, "But it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

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Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

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Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML

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Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

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Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML

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Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

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