Weird, Awkward and Intimacy: Roommates from hell, part 350125 - FML

Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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Top comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

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juliahockey 0

Monday 18 April 2011 23:00

baby you and me aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. :)

theDRAGONking 0

Monday 22 August 2011 21:47

what a sick bastard

Elijah69 0

Friday 27 January 2012 6:31

A gyno procedure is what I consider modern art. Beautiful, beautiful art.

bre_the_boss 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:23

I feel sorry for you. Ur roomate is a creep .-.

ccubsfan94 1

Saturday 5 May 2012 6:36

At least it's not as bad as watching some guy shove a louisville slugger up a girls ass in anal **** that your sisters boyfriend is making you watch with your mom and sister. Or your sister and her boyfriend explaining all the places they had sex to you and your mom.

DaggersEdge 6

Monday 25 June 2012 3:47

this is the part where you walk away real slowly

wRIPPERw 23

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:09

Who else but Quagmire?

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Tuesday 19 August 2014 3:34

His fetishes are weird as shit

Duriexp 20

Wednesday 10 December 2014 1:14

Well, did you do it?

TheBestAround23 13

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

well did you?

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Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

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Today, thanks to a side effect from my medication, I'm suffering the longest mild panic attack I've ever had. I'm on day two and it shows no sign of letting up. FML

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Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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