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Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6578) - you deserved it (16414)

On 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by nickyy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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