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Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9277) - you deserved it (26473)

On 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by nickyy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab.

YDI for being computer illiterate

#1 - On 11/29/2009 at 3:08am by pizz0wn3d

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there should be a porn watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch porn parents home :p

#4 - On 11/29/2009 at 3:16am by lonewolf2701

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