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Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18998) - you deserved it (8280)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

#3 - On 11/24/2009 at 10:31am by DarkKnyte

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You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

#4 - On 11/24/2009 at 10:33am by jonnymohio

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