Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML

by Merdoc / 02/03/2009 at 12:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

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  • All you people making fun of the OP for not kissing this girl despite having dated for 3're really the most immature ones here. If you think the physical stuff is what matters in a relationship, I'd love to see how your marriages work out. You want to know why so many marriages fail these days? Because so many people try to build them on a foundation of superficial infatuation and physical "intimacy," rather than a deeper emotional and psychological connection. Seriously, quit acting like hormone-flooded 15-year-olds and grow up.

    That being exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.

    #23 - On 03/05/2009 at 4:20pm by l33tm0nk3y

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  • Really? Are you jealous of a creature with a 3-5 year life span that eats it's young? Really dude if you want to kiss her then kiss her, start with her cheek if you're that nervous.

    #19 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:00am by Chaos Child

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