Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9060) - you totally deserved it (3964)
On 11/12/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)
ha ha ha thats all i gotta say....things like this always seem to happen
#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:54am by reecescuphoe
It could be incest if in fact they never had a DNA test and her real father is the manager of the store.
Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
#4 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:59am by jonnymohio
ewe, could he be your dad? when did they sleep together? u need a dna test and need to go on the maury talk show
#5 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:05am by mandacakes
Meh. Your fault for sleeping with him. I hope he turns out to be your father, just so you're scarred for life.
#6 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:19am by XaosZaleski
The ho doesn't fall far from the ho-bush.
Like mother, like ho.
He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.
Cool! You could have a kid and a sibling at the same time!
And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!
ewwwwww!!!! so I wonder if he compares the two of you or if it's a " apple doesn't fall far from the tree" thing
#9 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:48am by Starfire22
Wow, that guy is my new hero. MILF and daughter? I'm hoping for my sake they're both hot. That is unbelieveably awesome. I wonder if he has done this before, it's like his awesomely sick goal. SWEET.
#14 - On 11/12/2009 at 11:59am by ninjobliveus13
wow so your mom sleeps around. now i see where u get it from
#18 - On 11/12/2009 at 1:02pm by bobnama
I hope he ends up being the OP's dad. That ought to make a great story for her friends.
#21 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:07pm by MiniatureMayhem
I want to work for that manager. I must know his secret to being able to bag both a MILF and daughter.
Sick manager!! Very sick! I guess he can't keep his penis in his pants! Did you confront him and your mom about it? That would be an interesting conversation. Gross, I'm disgusted!!
you're a fool. geez, what a horrible choice in men u have.
#36 - On 11/13/2009 at 12:14am by Thecommish
Is anyone else here disgusted by the probably age difference here?
OP's mom already got with the manager BEFORE conceiving her, and now, she's hooking up with him too.
This FML is all loose skin and loose morals.
#38 - On 11/13/2009 at 4:05am by allmidnighteyes
Sounds like a desperate family trying to make a little love money here and there. No shame in a mother and her daughter separately sleeping with some restaurant manager, right? Oh, wait. All's fair in intimacy on FML.
#40 - On 11/13/2009 at 11:16am by bgpink
Well Apparently, Both You &' Your Mother Are Whores. So, You Need To Tell Your Father That she Been Slept Or Still Is Sleeping With The Manager. And You Need To Go Somewhere Esle To Find WHOLESOME Men. Please &' Thank You. :]
That sucks. Does your mom know you both have been sleeping with the same guy? Your parents owning the place should fire him. Shame on your mother for cheating, I'd love to know how you found out about it though.
#44 - On 11/13/2009 at 9:49pm by Spitfire86
wow that's gross! even though u didn't know, it's still incest providing he is in fact ur "dad"...blame ur mom, she was the one who cheated on ur dad! oh & u better pray ur not prego!!!
#46 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:04am by TriNiBaByDoLL
this is a fake!! omg your that girl who posted that your boyfrend kissed your "double chin as a reply" omg either your cheating on your good accepting boyfriend or this is a fake. ppl don't fall for her story. if you don't believe me ppl here look this up on the sex catagory:
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OP stupidity is a choice, choose WISELY.
#49 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:37pm by moonlit_manga
It doesn't necessarily mean incest. The mother could of done it at any time. It could just gross her out that she slept with the same man as her mom.
Ewww! HOPEFULLY yur mom didnt cheat on yur dad around the time of yur conception...cus tht would be akward if yu have been banging yur would be father
#57 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:48am by JessBoi305
You know OP it isn't too often in life you can actually use the phrase "That isn't how your mother does it" in reference to the 'reverse cowgirl position', and there isn't incest involved.
I'm just saying...
#59 - On 11/29/2009 at 1:51am by Brandosyn
