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By Anonymous / Thursday 29 January 2015 19:18 / United States - Dearborn
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By  homesuckfucker  |  28

To me, this FML translates to, "Today, I found out I've been having sex with my mom's doctor." The things a gynecologists do with patients are strictly professional. He and your mother are not having sexual relations, OP. You are an adult, (I hope, since you're having sex with a man old enough to carry a medical licence), and I really don't see why this is bothering you. But if the thought does make you uncomfortable, by all means, break off your relationship.

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By  thee_most_dope  |  30

At least he's not your gynecologist?

By  Econforthwin  |  15

It's almost an Eskimo sisters type thing.

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  milehigh52  |  22

To explain #5s comment when two friends sleep with the same girl (not at the same time) they become Eskimo brothers. So he said this situation almost makes them Eskimo sisters.

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  Welshite  |  39

Boy, that would be awkward. Try telling a man he has a uterus and a vagina, and things are gonna go downhill fast Then you'll have to give yet another sex talk and explain the glories of blood pouring out on a monthly basis, and to carry extra tampons.

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  feven  |  32

Holy shit. I feel like an idiot. *urologist

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  feven  |  32

Just kidding. That was part of my joke.

By  Jasim  |  17

Don't get me wrong but.. Ew.

By  homesuckfucker  |  28

To me, this FML translates to, "Today, I found out I've been having sex with my mom's doctor." The things a gynecologists do with patients are strictly professional. He and your mother are not having sexual relations, OP. You are an adult, (I hope, since you're having sex with a man old enough to carry a medical licence), and I really don't see why this is bothering you. But if the thought does make you uncomfortable, by all means, break off your relationship.

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  homesuckfucker  |  28

I don't, but I suppose that it's because I see the human body as a normal thing, and medical exams as a necessity that shouldn't cause tension between the patient and the doctor, or the doctor and the patient's family members. Also, OP didn't say that she was in a committed relationship with her mum's gyno. She said they were sleeping around, and most people tend not to introduce fuckbuddies to their parents.

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  homesuckfucker  |  28

[shrug.] I just don't see the vagina as anything other than a body part. I'm actually interested in practicing gynecology- perhaps that's why I have that attitude toward genitalia?

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  Izabushel  |  65

I agree. It's a bit different because I am female, but I have delivered and supported quite a few of my family and friends when they have had their babies. At family gatherings I don't start thinking "I've seen your vagina, I've done vaginal examinations on you, you and you, and I have grabbed your boobs more times than I can count when teaching you how to breastfeed". Actually I had never really thought about it until this FML came up. And I think my friends and family forget the intimate stuff I have done to them. Recently with my Mum, and I asked her to help me dress when I had hurt my back. She felt a bit akward, and I reminded her that I helped shower and dress her a few years go for several days after she had major surgery. She had completely forgotten. I'm sure it's the same with the boyfriend. Next time the mother has a Pap test it might be a bit different, and she may want to see another Dr if she feels akward.

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

If you're female (which I'm assuming) 66, then I think it's a little bit different. A female seeing/helping another female in that area is a bit different in my opinion than this FML, although I completely see what you're saying. Either way, the doctor won't be thinking about the fact that he sees op's mom's vagina. It shouldn't be weird, but I understand how it could be.

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