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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh, look at the time, I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72959) - you deserved it (11900)

On 03/26/2009 at 4:37am - intimacy - by crap (man) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

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