Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh, look at the time, I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

by crap / 03/26/2009 at 4:37am / Thailand (Krung Thep) / Intimacy

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  • You may need to work on your technique a little.

    #1 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:51am by Tucatz

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  • She MUST have meant her biological clock, right? Women don't need watches for those kinds of things. Come on buddy, think on the bright side.

    #3 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:53am by Bassorandy

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