Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
I agree, your life sucks (1000) - you totally deserved it (4257)
On 11/03/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by HadToApologize (woman) - United States (California)
oh. just got what it was saying. but still you were only half naked. how is this an fml?
#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:20am by shakenbake93
wow, I feel so bad for you. that must have really scarred your soul, I suggest counselling for douchebaggery you douchebag.
I guess its ok because you didnt mean any harm if no one saw u dont worry about it but apologize if they did. Kiss ur girlfriend and say ur sorry!! keep the relationship that you have!
How is this an FML? I put down YDI but seriously there should be a third option for posts likes this; something like "you're a f***ing idiot".
#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:50am by Mortanious
Today, I I realized that I have a vagina and it's bleeding. FML dude your an idiot.
#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:12am by Crazyemt5150
It's good to know that if you go over to your girlfriend's apartment, and she's not there, there's a pretty good look-alike who can sub in in a pinch.
When your rubbing Velcro, does it really matter whose face is way over there? Or who is operating the strap-on?
Objectively, I should be offended, but I'm very, very amused. :)
#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:28pm by Lonely_Lez
Dear mercy,
On behalf of all iPhone users everywhere, I thank you. This FML now makes sense, as we can't see gender. (We're like the colorblind, but for sexism.)
Sincerely,
TheIrishJaneDoe
#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:34am by TheIrishJaneDoe
Dearest TheIrishJaneDoe,
No problem. Yes, FML should fix that iApp esp because some people need to know the sex of the OP before they can say "slut" or "way to go, dude". Oh, brother! :o
In Friendship, Mercy :]
I wish they'd let us see gender on the iPhone app. :/
#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:37pm by SrsBusinesss
at least she gets some carpet...
(i think you'll find that was a BURN :D)
#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:56pm by jadetothes
Talk about the best of both worlds! you ought to take showers there more often it sounds adventurious
#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:27pm by ClownSmilely
Isn't this called FML...not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i saw another chick naked.....DOUCHE!!!
#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:39pm by Fuck_your_face
that would only suck if you have a small package. otherwise, let it hang out
#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:59pm by sauce_boss
ok a lot of u guys r being rlly stupid
mayb it's an FML to him b/c he is one-girl kind of guy ok not all guys r pigs ik its hard ot thinkk about but it is possible so stop bothering him about how you don't think it's an FML
#33 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:59am by hebahpotamus88
