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Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16293) - you deserved it (6486)

On 10/21/2009 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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I laughed so fucking hard.

MERGE MY CELLS, BABY! OH YEAH! WRAP THAT TEXT! GIVE ME A HEADING FORMAT!

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:48am by Altrown

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You can be aroused by things other than sexual thoughts. Pretty much anything that's present and strong in your mind can get you going.

#1 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:24am by cracktus

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