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Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9066) - you deserved it (4566)

On 10/21/2009 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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I laughed so fucking hard.

MERGE MY CELLS, BABY! OH YEAH! WRAP THAT TEXT! GIVE ME A HEADING FORMAT!

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:48am by Altrown

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When you've got you legs spread on your sheets, I can see how spreadsheets can come to mind.

Make sure you pay careful attention to that spot in Column G. And don't forget to use the Solver. It keeps trying, again and again, plugging in numbers, pulling them out, in and out, until it reaches your goal to your satisfaction.

Are you sure you're not really hot for your boss?

#9 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:03am by perdix

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