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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

#5772637 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (11389) - you totally deserved it (1940)

On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

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screwed.over's life also sucks

Anonymous also deserved it

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(+2)

It could that it's because you fuck like a porn star.

#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:21am by Helldozer

(+2)

Most guys pick their porn stars that look like their girlfriends, so at least your guy is interesting.

#10 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:44am by White667

(0)

hahaha so Ive had guys only date my for my boobs i'm not complaining

#61 - On 06/05/2010 at 1:37am by victoria4161993

(-2)

dump him. he's a low life. no joke.

#2 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:25am by matthew91

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hahahahaha what's the porn stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

#3 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:35am by blackicysheep

(+3)

why dump him? its a compliment

#4 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:36am by Jizzylol

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I'm sure this comment will be removed but it's true and should be said anyway: no matter how much we say otherwise, we (guys) are with you (ladies) for your looks. so be flattered! that's a lofty compliment.

#5 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:49am by dmmd8686

(0)

No not always...

#57 - On 04/03/2010 at 2:08am by ryguy1997

(+1)

I really don't know what are you complaining about ...

#6 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:58am by mycintosh

(0)

figgle bop giggity goo u r my favorite porn star oh sweet honey dew you

#7 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:07am by scateice

(0)

that means you're hot. get over it!

#8 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:12am by flyboy57

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Porn stars are hot, take it for the compliment is.

#9 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:39am by burnquist764

(+2)

Unless of course her boyfriend is into overweight midget porn...

#14 - On 10/11/2009 at 12:45pm by gameoverman

(+1)

Game Over..

#31 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:01pm by mercyFML

(0)

Oh snaps!! (>^.^<)

#59 - On 04/05/2010 at 10:13pm by mknewt95

(+3)

Dont ruin his dreams. Thats a dream that all of us men hold dearly and few ever accomplish.

#11 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:51am by Bunny702

(+2)

thats a great thing!

#12 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:54am by romanalcocer

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it's a good reason.

#13 - On 10/11/2009 at 12:33pm by chris_the_G

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I understand your pain i mean, pornstar are good looking,nice body,got a lot of money and they fuck the stars out of you ummmmyeaaa FYL indeed...

#15 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:09pm by Njtorres

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I like savannah gold

#16 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:29pm by playfuldesk

(+2)

oh wow o_o


#17 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:51pm by fringle

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I'm failing to see the problem. how is this a fml?

#18 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:33pm by Mzzangel

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rofl i have done the same thing with the last 8 girls ive dated. i love girls who look like porn stars minus the warts and cold sores on the lips. thays how you tell if a girl is over 26, no hpv shot = warts. almost every guy i know has dated someone for this reason.

#19 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:43pm by ladiesman14

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Every relationship starts somewhere. Now, is it really the "only" reason?

#20 - On 10/11/2009 at 4:41pm by FoundManyLemons

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not an fml...why are people so fucking sensitive!?!

#21 - On 10/11/2009 at 4:59pm by kaykay007

(0)

this is bad???

#22 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:33pm by mark11

(+1)

2,000 voter of I agree your life is fucked

#23 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:28pm by Fuk_My_Life

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#24 - On 10/12/2009 at 12:15am by I_GET_ASS

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If that's the only reason, then you have some issues to work out. Like getting a personality and not sucking in bed. Just don't dump your boyfriend over this, because contrary to popular belief it will be quite hard to find another guy shallow enough to date you.

#26 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:52am by Ninjaface

(+1)

hahaha that's awesome guys are shallow
trust me I know my gf looks like Megan Fox!!! i love it, fuck I'm going back to bed I think some mornin nookie is in order
peace

#27 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:27am by BigD3452

(+1)

*wakes up*

*Norbit lady rolls over*

NOOOOOOOOOO!

#32 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:04pm by mercyFML

(+1)

lmfao norbit

#43 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm by brendalovee_

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This is bad because...?
Take it as a compliment. Most porn stars are HOT.
At least he wasn't dating you because you look like his mother. O_O

#28 - On 10/12/2009 at 12:10pm by Grangoire

(+1)

Megan Fox < My ass crack

true statement.

#29 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:44pm by sovereign

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Do you take shots on the face like a pornstar?

#30 - On 10/12/2009 at 4:59pm by donkey_hang_down

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Maybe he likes the porn star because she looks like you.

#33 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:48pm by survivalratezero

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Kill him and eat his brain! He deserves it for fucking your life up!

Not.

Why do you think your life sucks? Go make porn and get rich!

#34 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:05pm by Clitastrophe

(+1)

some pornstars aren't that appealing.
it depends which pornstar. haha

#35 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:15pm by brendalovee_

(+1)

If you look like Annette Dawn, you can't blame him...

#36 - On 10/12/2009 at 11:10pm by ycw97

(+1)

Ya your life is sooo fucked god we date you for your looks.... Your lucky!!!

#37 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:01am by Bruce222

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wow ur life sux, im sure glad Im not good looking, sux to be you

#38 - On 10/13/2009 at 5:39am by spyderman2190

(0)

you also can't spell, so double for him.

#39 - On 10/16/2009 at 12:41am by christdwp

in the UK people spell some words w/ "our"
favourite and colour are just some examples
i read a lot of harry potter

#44 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:23pm by Family_Sux

(+1)

I bet you'd have no problem if he looked like your favorite actor.

#40 - On 10/17/2009 at 12:30am by Dynoblaze

(+2)

Exactly. But you have to remember its a woman so that means its a double standard.

#42 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:47pm by banger12

(+1)

Porn stars are usually hot, so if i were you i'd take it as a compliment :)

#45 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:01am by Destinyx

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Yeah FYL... I'd be upset too if I looked like Ron Jeremy. Look on the bright side honey, at least you still have a boyfriend.

#46 - On 10/29/2009 at 1:12pm by BlackScorpionAng

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then make him want you more and then dump him ! hahah

#47 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:40am by emilialoriana

(-1)

learn to spell. its F A V O R I T E .

#48 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:16pm by jordynf10

(0)

The spelling of favorite is different in England, they just put a U after the o. It's just how it is.

#49 - On 12/18/2009 at 4:46pm by Alexis_fails_lol

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Considering we invented the language, I'm pretty sure you can fuck right off, #48.

#50 - On 12/31/2009 at 10:45am by flying_vegan

(0)

why is this a fml?
#50 I could not said it better.

#51 - On 01/01/2010 at 10:01am by ms_not_so_happy

(0)

hey #43,

both of way spelling is correct. dont be an ignorant jack ass!!

THANKS!!!

And this isnt much of an FML. most girls freaking wish us guys would look like one of their fantasies or rather.

#52 - On 01/16/2010 at 9:15am by wasabiGT

(0)

so I won't mind lol

#53 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:05pm by anyapersad

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#54 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:02pm by micaellozano

(0)

what pornstar?

#55 - On 03/21/2010 at 11:30am by ifmlftw

(0)

wow fyl I nevr told my bf but I was named after my dads fav porn star

#58 - On 04/03/2010 at 4:19pm by campbellshayla73

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i didnt knw u were a porn star!! i dont think he knew u were like that. fiesty!XD

#60 - On 05/13/2010 at 9:32pm by maddiesonnn

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