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Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19518) - you deserved it (4690)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by ohnoooooo (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly)

next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then

#12 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:55pm by greenltrn2003

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Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.

#8 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:43pm by geppy

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