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Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86419) - you deserved it (18830)

On 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by caughtontape - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:06pm by Thomas_S

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That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

#8 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:04pm by Guiseppi

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