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Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each others company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14174) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

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The man spoke the truth.

#2 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:52am by lphchld

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fyl? no, not really.

#4 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:10am by moriah

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