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Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Owned.

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:04pm by Travel

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That's actually really cute. 'Cept for the erection bit. Maybe she was joking? I hope?

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:06pm by FunnyFace

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