Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
thats not cool "/
that sounded like it would be a lot of fun!! EXPECIALLY with the erection!!
we should chill! :D
#3 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:06pm by caitlinmarie
If she wasn't joking, sounds more like a knock on her part. Not your fault she doesn't know how to handle your tool.
anyone know the difference between "noname" and "anonymous" on this site?
#7 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:09pm by tehhotness
that's one of those jokes your girlfriend makes where she thinks she is funny and then goes on with I'm sorry I'm sorry while laughing
sorry that sucks but at least you can always guilt trip her with it later ;)
#8 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:11pm by thatoneguyyoumet
exactly, she might not even have said it if you hadnt used that word lol you triggered it dude
#103 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:36pm by goingdownhill
If you have erectile dysfunction its a FML,
if not it's just funny and she meant it as a joke...
If i was you i'd have just laughed. haha
Your response: "You try maintaining one while poking a girl like you."
#18 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:35pm by Captainsnarky
haha, #13 hit it on the head. Who uses a phrase like "this is hard to maintain"??
#19 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:37pm by tehhotness
Alex_vik - They probably thought it was cute or something. People do that sort of stuff.
#18 - That's kind of funny. haha. But I'm sure the girl wouldn't like it at all.
Next time your together pop an "Enhancement" pill.
See who's complaining then! FHV: F*** Her Vagina
#22 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:38pm by andydawg8891
She was kidding. You were supposed to go, "Oh, is that true?" then carried her to the bedroom and had your way with her.
#25 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:54pm by Alisonwonderland
haha! She was totally kidding, i hope you know that! u guys sound like a cute couple so dont start a fight over something lame
#29 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:01pm by Madworldafterall
hahahahhahahahahahah. i would high five her. im sure she was joking, get over it and get a sense of humor, please
ahahh FTW some how i need to shake ur girlfriends hand.......at least she has a sense of humor
#32 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:05pm by njwrestler171
hahaha i actually thought that was really cute.
i mean, if she meant it light heartedly - which im sure she did.
hope you two had a little laugh about it.
she didn't say anything like his penis is small..
if we, WOMEN, are cold-hearted bitches, because we make jokes like that...
then i have to say MEN are insensitive and assholes!
cuz they're allowed to make any jokes and expect US not to be mad about it
and take the fucken joke...!! not to mention, they are allowed to look at
other women...for the reason that.... they are MEN! what's so special
about them? ...
equality!
p.s. take the fucken joke! why so serious!
#35: While your comment is a little emo-sounding, it's actually kind of true in my opinion. Girls can say whatever they want about their guy but if the guy even says something the girl takes the wrong way, all hell breaks loose!
see you have to be careful before you spill what you're about to say...
making fun of body parts (like #35 was saying) --- NOT a cool joke..
but if they were just talking about erection.. good grief! it's not even that bad!
the girl was totally joking!
okay, #37, im gonna have to agree with you 100%
im a GIRL and i think that GIRLS are cold-hearted, indecisive bitches! they, we, are cruel and frankly stupid.
even if she was kidding, wtf would you joke about something like that? thats just mean.
gahh, girls read too much into everything. thats why guys have so much trouble understanding us!
fuck hormones!
#41 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:02pm by caitlinmarie
reminds me of my boyfriend, he always gets a boner when we hug. it's cute in my opinion
#46 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:21pm by Tuxedo_Mask
what's with all of the FMLs like this, they're just joking...
#47 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:29pm by thebeefytaco
a lot of people are taking this so seriously.
and to #41 --- those are facts about us (women) .. and yes, it has to do with our hormones!..
yet again, i find this FML funny..and that this couple are cute...
it's NOT worse than your boyfriend telling you that you should get you boobs done. a little bit. and then when he saw my upset face, he followed just kidding. he's kidding or not, that hurt -- cuz that was a body part that he was talking about...and he got mad at me for not taking the joke. BS. so # 35, there's my experience! it's better than this FML erection thing!
so y don't you just get rid of her? are you that pathetic? if a girl says something like, why not come back with 'wonder why' as in your girlfriend is ugly? have some balls, guy.
#50 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:05pm by urallosers
You should have said "only because of you baby!" and then patted her on the back with a big smile on your face.
#51 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:17pm by paramite12
LMAO that was really mean but i'm sure she was just taking advantage of an amazing opportunity. best comeback ever!
#52 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:02pm by howmanybeestings
49 how the hell is saying something bad about a bodypart worse than saying shit about the guys erection? thats way worse dicks are no good if you can't even keep a hard on then all they are good for is peeing standing up. That being said i still think this is a joke as i said before
That's her fault for not being able to turn you on. Tell she needs to be more sexy or you'll dump her.
#49, u are the biggest hypocrite EVER.
"cuz that was a body part that he was talking about...and he got mad at me for not taking the joke. BS."
that is the EXACT same situation as OP was in, except hes a guy. how is a penis not a body part? and why should you be allowed to get mad for your boo-hoo experience and he cant? just because hes a guy hes not allowed to be sensitive about his privates?
EQUALITY!
wow guys chill u r taken this a little TOO seriously, dude who wrote this FML:
she was joking, she didnt mean it, dont take it too seriously
and women are not cold hearted, just becasue we overthink things ALOT and freak out in awkward situations does not mean we're cold hearted bitches (....most of us...)
wow don't hate! as ive said, they were talking about the erection --- and the ''joke'' was not directly pointed to the guy's penis!
--- in comparison to a guy telling a girl to get a fucken boob job cuz your boobs are small!?!?
gah.
people are so serious in here! wtf
see a DIRECT comment could hurt..
but i dont need to argue to anyone...for me, the girl was just kidding when she said
that...
some guys say that girls over-react too much! but HERE are SOME of THEM, over-reacting too :)
#61 "they were talking about the erection --- and the ''joke'' was not directly pointed to the guy's penis!"
do u read wut ur typing? a "joke" about an ERECTION is not related to the guys PENIS? where the hell else wud he be erect? his left nut?!
"in comparison to a guy telling a girl to get a fucken boob job cuz your boobs are small!?!?"
lemme turn that right around.
-- in comparision to a girl telling a guy tht he cant keep up a fuckin erection?
yea. its just as bad. u screamed equality earlier but u clearly dont kno what that means. and yes, we say that women overreact, but u do it anyway. so if ur gunna do it, why cant we?
fucking hypocrite.
OKIE!! u win GUY... guy rules again.. don't call me a fucken hypocrite! im entitled to voice out my opinion!
i don't need to argue with you..
you're so serious! suck your own dick you fag! :DDD
other than everything, i still think they're a cute couple ... and i think they should keep the jokin around and sex in their relationship :) and just laugh and not take things seriously. key.
What is wrong with you? OBVIOUSLY she wanted you to go "oh yea?" and then demonstratively try and prove her wrong
JEEZ! You made a perfectly good sex-starter sound like an insult!
#68 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:31pm by Flying_Pink_Lulz
OMG thank HEAVENS! somebody understands what some of us were trying to explain!!!
thanks # 68 for making that clear.. i can't believe somebody really wants to argue and go emo drama ! =D
@ #66 - nobody said u cant voice out ur opinion. i took it as a joke too until you started sayin "equality". calling you a fuckin hypocrite is the truth. dont like it? well im entitled to my own opinion too, so dont tell me what i can or cannot call you, especially when its the truth.
TRUE equality means the SAME RULES FOR EVERYONE, not "i can complain cuz im a woman and you cant cuz ur a guy". and i deeply resent the "guy wins again" comment.. yea make me out to sound like a sexist why dont you, just cuz ur probably a fuckin highschool dropout who cant even pick up a goddamn dictionary. FUCK YOU.
#71 - she probably was, but some people get every chance to be a feminist asshole when they get it. goddamn hypocrites.
im starting to believe that you're a woman - you talk like whiny woman. i don't want to argue with you...
so you can say whatever you want!
peace out! =)
wow lots of hate.
let's clear this up - if she was serious: saying a guy can't keep his erection is about the same thing as saying to a girl her boobs are too small.
on the other hand, i agree with #68. she was totally kidding and was trying to get him to have sex with her (as they were fooling around just before then)
jesus..
Haha It sounds like something I would have thought and laughed at and then shook mt head and not said because I would be afraid it would be an eff my life moment for him. Funny tho she prolly should have kept it at a sly grin. No need to put his self esteem in jeopardy. Apparently its easy to do like your mom.
To the OP, I can't say I know what your reaction was, but I'm betting you laughed?
You can't have taken something like that seriously :P It sounds like she was joking, or just teasing.
And to the people who are telling him to get some humour, maybe he has some and that's why he posted a FML? Because he thought it would be funny?
And to unfixie... what you've mentioned isn't equality :S
Because then guys would have the right to tease girls about their body just like we do to guys. And we SHOULDN'T get all uppity about it.
Females do tend to take things too seriously or read too much into it, but seriously if your boyfriend mentions your boobs are too small then laugh it off because he's the one who's got to deal with it. Same to guys.
We all just got to relax about these things and let them slide sometimes.
#77 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:56am by youreawhore
I completely understand why she said that and why I know she wasn't joking.
You sort of called her fat in an indirect way.
"This is hard to maintain" basically translates to "your pretty heavy"
you shouldn't of said that you probably made her self conscious about herself now.
#78 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:36am by ilovefmlife
Hhahah she burned you good. I would have burst out laughing if that were me, then bang her harder than ever before.
#79 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:42am by convict617
intresting how this guys fml moment is turning into a sexist debate...
#80 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:47am by caitlinmarie
shes basically saying shes not good enough to hold your erection, so shes dissing her self
#82 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:54pm by shadow_moses
If your erection is hard to maintain then that's her fault.
#83 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:30pm by AliciaContreras
That's really more of a 'that's what she said'/'so's your face'. If it starts with "so's your" it's generally not to be taken seriously, nor is it usually a particularly good joke. You totally walked into it.
#84 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:42am by iamsansname
You should have replied with, "And who's fault is that?"
#86 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:41pm by thelastnerd
Reading over this and other related FMLs...there are some MEAN women out there! WTF??? There are some lines you don't cross--even if it happens to be true, for god's sake, give the guy a break!
#90 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:55am by persephone13
Obviously, she didn't realize how overly sensitive her boyfriend is. Unless you're just posting a funny anecdote from your life, in which case, go you for laughing.
#92 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:13pm by MozillaFirefox
clearly she was joking but it was totally inappropriate. just because you're joking doesn't make any subject matter completely okay.
first of all, his erection was not even an issue. the two were having a fun moment, and she brings his friggin dick into it. ridiculous.
what if they were walking and saw a squirrel, she says "wow thats really small", and he says, "so are your tits"? equally inappropriate, not funny, and hurtful.
and I love how people think she's 'witty'. thats seriously a really bad joke. and for those calling it a 'comeback', comebacks are used in response to insults, not innocent comments. jesus.
#93 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:31pm by toaster135
Very off topic from all the other comments I've seen but I don't think what you were doing was very hard to do at all. But yeah on topic now that was very rude of her.
#94 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:29pm by normandin131
lmfao, uhmm, if ur girlfriend cant keep u hard thats cuz of her not u =S unless ur like 32 and shes like a porn-star,
#95 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:33am by Aleister_Grey
Tell her she should try being hotter next time... Then an erection wouldn't be a problem.
#97 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:53am by MajorTom85
#95...you are a huge idiot. Some guys just have a hard time maintaining their erection no matter how hot the girl is. It's not always the girl's fault.
When a girl is a bitch like that you tell her to stop having a butter face
#99 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:53pm by Mattsayshola
She commented on your penis size... saying it was big because it was hard to maintain... how is that a FML moment?
#101 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:42pm by kittycatsmack
This is really coincidental. On this same day, I started going out with my current girlfriend. THe way it happened? We were outside and she was cold. So I hugged her to keep her warm. And she said, too bad we can't walk home like this. But I said, maybe we can, just put your feet on top of mine. So we walked like that for a little while. And then I walked over to this rock, sat her down on it, and asked her out. :) Sorry for the long story. I just got excited.
#105 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:34pm by yahtrick37
This is me having no life, but I only made an account because I saw your comment, and I think that's adorable. =)
#106 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:35pm by willowcatherine
touche.
you should come back with something like: "Well, i didn't have that problems with my ex"
totally a joke
