Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

by firsttimer69 / 03/20/2009 at 2:11am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

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  • are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too

    #3 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:03am by jam26

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  • Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT

    This really never happens you can take my word
    I want to apologize that's just absurd
    Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
    Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
    Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
    I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
    Now I'll go home and change

    I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
    And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
    You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
    I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity
    Cause I jizz in my pants

    #9 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:10am by amirn86

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