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are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too

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Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT

This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize that's just absurd
Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity
Cause I jizz in my pants

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