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Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63051) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people.
fuck her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.

#3 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:01am by BrEnNo1023

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sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month

#4 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:03am by curryndricegirll

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