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Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people.
fuck her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.
sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015