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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47558) - you deserved it (6521)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by kneesarethenewdesk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

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Eh, at least she had good intentions. :\ lol

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:11pm by xiambam

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apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...

#13 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:27pm by marinja

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