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Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43825) - you deserved it (21017)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
YDI for even looking at that beaver face.

#1 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:04am by Lisimal

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Who would want to get off to Miley? :)

#3 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:09am by snowflake19

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