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Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49220) - you deserved it (18203)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)

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OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an orgasm?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

#3 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:30am by MaxOfMetal

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You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

#5 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:31am by drakerd

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