Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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andybme 0
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Ouch FYL man... Edit: First
Grndslmhttr3 0
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YDI for not satisfying your wife.
Stupidpoorpeople 0
YDI for not knowing what a ******** does.
lmmmr 0
YDI for assuming that because she had one intense ****** all the others must have been fake. Quit being such a baby.
The_Chuck_Norris 0
maybe a threesome is what she needed...try it more often?
birds_fml 7
YDI for sucking in bed.
jasmine1259 2
your wife WANTED to have a threesome you should be feeling pretty lucky stop complaining
youreanidiot 0
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suaveneanderthal 0
haha so you're wife actually wanted to have a threesome with you and another woman and you have the nerve to come on this site? i understand that you wanna be the one to give her the big O but damn just pound em both.
lmmmr 0
"Just pounding" is probably what caused the issue in the first place.
USMC_Marine 0
Your wife just wants a excuse to have sex with others.
yayhesdead165 1
ok dude first of all if you cant satisfy your wife after 5 years to figure out what she likes you fail at life. on the other hand not all orgasms are allike, all this could mean is that in a treesome she is terned on enough to have a very intense one. and even if that isent the case YOU WERE IN A ******* THREESOME STOP COMPLAINING!
clarkson_fml 0
how can u possibly think this is a bad thing? i mean i got every man's dream ... two women.. and ur wife came for the first time... maybe ur past sex sucked... but this deff. didnt.
nam3 0
so you got a threesome quit being a bitch
paul2k9 0
uhhhhh man this fml is messed up. imagined bein this guys kid and knowing ur mum and dad are havin a threesome. is that normal in america?
0neiric 0
What is normal? And how is it messed up to know your parents had a 3some(other than the whole thinking of ur parents doing it...*cringe*)
MadVlrus 1
That was just so she could finally be satisfied... :P
capgray 0
dude screw you this is no where near an fml if ur having a treesome when you have two kids. your the most pussy getting dad on the block. go you. go america.
linamerri 0
that's just sad.. yeah sadly this is how it has become in America.. men treat women like things to hump and dump instead of people
LK4D4 0
agreed. who cares so long as u keep getting 3ways.
HockeyDude15 0
no
wideasleep 14
#205, Never in this fml was it mentioned that any women were 'humped and dumped' and it was his wife's idea to have a threesome.
silverwolfe2121 0
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2nd! xD
MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
elara15 0
Haha, it's very true.
yoboo310 0
actuallyyy many girls are good at giving orgasms...
mezeek 1
you need a sarcasm radar, yoboo
Princesschronic 0
Um girls know what girls want dumb ass. And as for u mister u really need to learn how to please a woman
jenjess 1
always
jcalibri 0
I YDI because honestly if you can't tell the difference What have you been doing all these years? Also, just be glad she brought someone else to play with. maybe you cna practice with her?
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
turtlellama 0
LOLLLLL
spamky 7
No shit, at least you got a threesome out of it, and from the way it sounds it won't be your last
xianwei 0
yeah i don't see how this is a fml.
f_my_life88 0
You'd be surprise by how many times women fake orgasms
Rathmec 0
Sad but true.
wideasleep 14
You'd be surprised at how terrible men are at giving them.
Jenn22NY 0
wow!!!! that's really sad....
willyrob 0
atlease you got the threesome
shaZamy 0
on the plus side, you had a threesome
Annakee 0
maybe you should invite her back to learn some pointers...