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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

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dang!

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:45pm by dg72592

did she draw you with a boner?

#199 - On 01/24/2010 at 12:08am by BlueJeans2626

did she draw it hard?

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:46pm by O

Stupid horniness.

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:46pm by alex_vik

Hahaha. That made my day.

#4 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:48pm by HeyyyBrahhh

See, that's why it sucks to be a guy sometimes.

#5 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:48pm by Miller_Time

After the class you should have told that girl that hardon was for her...haha...

#6 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:48pm by Ender_

id would be like domt mind that jk but that sucks

#7 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:49pm by Will09

Ummm tell them you wanted to do something different for the class!

#8 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:49pm by llSgtScopell

Did you get her number?

#9 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:50pm by ElleEnvy

next time try famous old method: before sitting do masturbate yourself. one liter is enough, i think.

#10 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:51pm by UlmarBroemel

hahaha #9

#11 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:51pm by Miller_Time

omg that is great

#12 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:51pm by nightmaregolem1

easy up SHAM WOW!

hope she kept you up for the whole time coz it would be a disappointment to let your self down XD

#13 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:52pm by TEAZO

oh that's so sad......



She must have been pretty hot to make you hard when she had all her clothes on and wasn't doing anything sexual. I wonder if that happens to her a lot. I think it would be really creepy to be SO HOT just like walking down the street, random guys get boners when they look at you.

#14 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:52pm by gabbyh

Dude, what the Hell were they expecting when they heard they were gonna have a naked guy stand in the middle of the room? "Gee, I hope this won't be weird!" It's a "Life Art" class, thats part of life.

#15 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:53pm by HeadShots4Hope

HAHAH.
That's hilarious.

#16 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:53pm by Brittanyy

Bahahahahahaha, best fml ever!

#17 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:53pm by fourwheelsoffury

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

#18 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:53pm by khold

ahahahaha lmfao

#201 - On 02/12/2010 at 4:04am by DllnBro

There was a skit about this on SNL about ten years ago, starring Will Ferrell. If your story is true, TC, then that's hilarious. Like someone else said, it would be great if that girl drew your penis erect.

#19 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:55pm by wildstar

hahaha 18

#20 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:56pm by dwights

@18, you're my hero. hahahahaha!

#21 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:57pm by thatshot

ROFL @ 18

#22 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:58pm by Four

You have a hair trigger, there, pally.

#23 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:02pm by artykat

was she oblivious and just like "NO I TOLD YOU NOT TO MOVE!" lol

#24 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:04pm by fmlisamazing

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#25 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:05pm by kinkysexx

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#26 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:06pm by Komatose

well since you had an hard on they just had to change something fast on the picture before it went away, now that once in a lifetime opportunity :D

#27 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:07pm by Kassad

PELVIC THRUST!

#28 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:07pm by lolol182

Haha, that's funny...poor baby:P

#29 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:09pm by RikaCarbon

thats when you wink ;)

#30 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:11pm by funkbasschild

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#31 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:12pm by Pokerdance

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#32 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:13pm by kk

Damn man. I hope your junk is above the scientifically studied average. (5 1/2 Inches) Or like at least six and a half if she's a size queen.

#33 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:15pm by Pachenko

#32 did you ever stop and think that maybe things don't always happen the same as where you live ?

#34 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:16pm by Frans (FML Staff)

Dude you should have taken advantage of that. I'll bet if you would have been able to hold a hardon the entire time you could have had any chick in that class

#35 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:18pm by trucanadian

#18 - I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking that! HA!

#36 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:20pm by autumnshivaree

HAHA, dude that sucks.

#37 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:26pm by frondew

well, I hope you got canned from that job.

#38 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:26pm by neonoodle

just pretend like you weren't looking at her and it was a random erection

#39 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:35pm by dg72592

haha the same thing would totally happen to me. my advice, never go out with a loaded gun

#40 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:35pm by captainfailure

#2
ahahahaha

#41 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:36pm by fivealive143

#13 Are you a guy? If so are you gay? I don't think you understand that it doesn't take much for a NAKED guy to get a boner looking at a girl.

#42 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:36pm by TurtleLG

haha this was hilarious #14 youre a punk though.

#43 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:38pm by christoefur

ohhhhhh no!

#44 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:40pm by rachelsantixo

#33: He was posing nude for an art class. Who cares what size he was. Weirdo.

#45 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:42pm by Bubs

That must have been so embarrassing. Did your face turn bright red? Mine would have.

#46 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:43pm by YerPal

This is probably the reason most guys wouldn't do nude modeling

#47 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:46pm by Moomoomoo

the same thing would have happened to me hahahaha

#47: most guys with little penises, yeah lol

#48 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:52pm by mrcarmine

As a girl who was required to take one of these classes for my major, I just hope you were attractive. If you're ugly like 95.9% of the people who do figure modeling, then the entire class will be talking about (and joking about) you for the rest of the semester. If you have a small penis, you're screwed regardless of how good you look.

#49 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:54pm by mylifesucks_alot

I think that pretty often happens in a life art class.
Don't be embarrassed, maybe the girl would think you're hot! =p

#51 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:55pm by cherl

haha nice

#53 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:00pm by jbucklez

Thats why you get super drunk before you go to the class, whiskey dick and your drunk so its funnier.

#54 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:01pm by jagg3d3d93

ehehe imagine if she drew your item real small

#55 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:06pm by zahmuy

ahahah... what did they do?

#56 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:07pm by Greenie735

What kind of class requires you to be naked?

#57 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:09pm by MakinBacon

Should have said "Would you like to come to the pants party later?"

#58 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:12pm by Leviathan

lmao you had to have know that might have happened. deserved.

#59 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:12pm by dang

#5. what the fuck kind of man are you?? it never sucks to be a guy, man up pussaayy

#60 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:13pm by ewah

#57:

a life drawing class you dumbass. learn to read.

#61 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:16pm by fuck_my_knife

After a few seconds you noticed a hot girl...? Seems like you just entered the class for the first time.

#62 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:20pm by Eternity

#60.....the fml didn't make me laugh but that did.Kudos

#63 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:20pm by willxbexfam00sx3

Let me get this straight: your class required nude modelling? Jesus Christ...thats wrong. Classes like that should be banned as perverse and obscene.

#64 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:21pm by NavSpecWarDevGru

#18 made me LOL

#65 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:23pm by CaptainObvious

I'm not really sure how many of you have actually taken a life-drawing class, but here's how it goes. The model usually maintains some position for 20 minutes (if it's a long-term drawing) and then takes a 5-10 minute break. Keeping a boner for 20 minutes isn't that impressive, for those of you who mentioned that. Also, if you see some hot chick staring intently at your naked body, that's gotta be hot. I don't blame the guy for getting a hardon. Hell, if I were to draw my bf while he was nude I'd probably last maybe 15 minutes tops before I did something else with him that had nothing to do with paper and charcoal XD

Anyway, it musta been quite...odd...to get a boner while modeling, but it could have been way worse. I once had to draw a fat old man whose junk would slowly slither back inside his body as he sat, and it was dripping this strange translucent substance the whole time. Very disturbing XD

#66 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:24pm by hehpoof

Was this at GWU? My girlfriend said some creep they were drawing kept getting a hard on and got fired.

#67 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:26pm by hipprep83

um 61 its actually life art class. now who's the dumbass that needs to learn to read? and 18 mad funny

#68 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:30pm by bucket85

Hahaha I'm an art student and I've always wondered if that ever happens with the models.

#69 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:33pm by whatwhat

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#70 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:33pm by nafiul93

I LOL'd at #18.

This is why I'm glad I'm a girl. We get no boners.

#71 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:35pm by Sakeyaki

#68

life art, life drawing, same thing. pedantic fucker.

#72 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:36pm by fuck_my_knife

LOL @ #18 and #60

#73 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:37pm by foolishwolf

#14

You must not be very attractive to be so dumbstruck by the fact guys get boners by looking at women, huh?

#74 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:40pm by Fadakar

#42 do i look like a guy to you?!

and my comment had nothing to do with him getting hard
there jokes man hate when people take these things so seriously

#75 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:45pm by TEAZO

LMAAAO!!

#76 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:50pm by xij3ss

#18 just made my day. lmfao !

#77 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:50pm by ninjalife

You, sir, are a disgrace.

You should have, at that very moment, smiled, winked, and said "One day, this will all be yours".

Or

"Breathtaking, isn't it?"

#78 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:51pm by Riceman80

#18 best comment ever

#79 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:53pm by InsaneOblongata

I'm sure that happens all the time. I'd say next time masturbate a few times right beforehand and maybe then you'd be less likely to get a hard on. I don't really know, though, since I have no penis.

#64 nude models are usually from outside of the class and they get paid good money, like $15 an hour.

#80 - On 03/18/2009 at 8:56pm by squeaky

that sucks so hard

#81 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:10pm by Shadesthebird

Since i have had this art class before not knowing I showed up to the first day of class and an old lady came out and got naked and we had to draw her. I was alright with it but really not the class i was looking to take. Advanced drawing doesn't mean naked drawing to me but anyways she was on her period and i asked if i was to draw the string. No one laughed so I left at the break and dropped the class. Oh but you don't draw the penis just make them look like the ken doll.

#82 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:11pm by faygo19

Wait--so no one laughed at your tasteless joke about her tampon string, which made you sad enough to drop the class? Or just too embarrassed to go back? Just make your own decision about whether or not to draw the string.

And why wouldn't you draw their penis? It's part of a guy's body, isn't it?

#195 - On 10/02/2009 at 1:06am by Laterose

LOL

something similar happened to my friend [thats a guy] and he said that he had to imagine Brian [this fat, annoying unattractive guy at my school] in a bikini xD
he said it workss great for hiding boners....you should try it! lol

#83 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:13pm by sucks000iloveyou

#64, just for clarification, the students in this type of class are not required to be nude. In fact, that would be awkward and I highly doubt any college would promote a "lets all get naked and sit in a big circle" class. The students ARE however, required to draw a nude model. That's why the OP was naked in a classroom. He was paid to be there and pose nude. I don't know why this concept is so perplexing to non-art/design students.

#84 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:13pm by mylifesucks_alot

#32 YOU'RE YELLOW!

#85 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:21pm by EffYourLyf

Omg. I take art classes and I was a student who had to draw a nude man and he also got hard. This was like a month ago.

#86 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:24pm by Ughnotagain

you definately should have looked at one of the guys in the class and winked at him haha that would freak him out so bad

#87 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:33pm by dcfcfreak

Aww.... that sucks dude lol

I have life drawing classes every friday, haven't seen that happen yet... and I don't look forward to it lol

#88 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:40pm by log1k

that would happen to any of us. be happy, she now knows how long your dick is and she just might want to see it in person again.

#89 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:44pm by jpgenius123

omg #18 i love you so much. #66 that's terrible i'm so, so sorry.

#91 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:45pm by aishiteiruyo

Oh man... how unprofessional.

#92 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:45pm by Silhouette

HAHA you should have looked at her and then started licking your lips

#93 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:52pm by dcfcfreak

#66 AND #71,

have you drawn a nude girl that started getting wet??? or inverted nipples suddenly popping out? i know getting excited for guy models is more obvious but it can be just as bad for girls. and regarding the disturbing translucent fluid out of the guy's penis, i think it's precum. if that was coming out in spite of no erection, the guy has... what's that called... argh i forgot the term...

#94 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:52pm by pudgypaw

bhahahaahaa

#95 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:04pm by yeayeaboyyyy

it would be hard to to get hard


when ur naked

#96 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:07pm by never_accepted

you should of been like you know you like this, how bout we go back to my place for some more "modeling"

#97 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:11pm by goldfish69

# 18 beats everyone elses comments/concerns/questions
hilarrrrrious

#98 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:18pm by cherrybollosm04

thankfully, art students are usually pretty chill about that. odds are, if you're average looking, they've seen much worse. (like old gross men or really creepy dudes in the same...predicament)
they'll probably joke about you for a while though :P

best case scenario, they were all so intent on drawing your arm or your face or w/e they didnt even notice
(best case of course)

#99 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:31pm by greenrapsody

don't act like your not impressed

#100 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:44pm by bullseye3535

#68

you're obviously not an art student-- i've never heard of a "life art" class.

I am however currently enrolled in "life drawing"

when in doubt, listen to the guys who take the class, not the guy who models for them

#101 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:49pm by aFro

I had to draw a nude guy yesterday in my art class. He faced me and watched me draw him for our 20 minute sketch and it was kinda awkward. My boyfriend asked if he got hard watching me draw him, haha. I couldn't even see from the way he was sitting though. I have to do the same thing again tomorrow...

#102 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:49pm by dino_rawr

legendary.... it's awkward but if she blushed then u're in buddy!!

#103 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:56pm by Mikeymikey

although it may seem really embarrassing it happens a lot...so it seems. a couple weeks ago a nude model came into my drawing class for us and he got hard too...you never know maybe she was impressed.

#104 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:57pm by xoxowhatever

i'm sure there are more pornos than i can count that start this way

#105 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:08pm by giganoodle

WELL WAY TO EFFING GO MAN!!!!! YOU COULDVE RUINED PEOPLES PICTURES, I HOPE THEY KICKED YOU OUT OF THE CLASS FOR DOING THAT!!! JEEZ LOIZ!!!!

but seriously, did u get her number like #9 asked, or just get absolutely embarrassed??

#106 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:18pm by weewoo12

NICE!!!!! I gotta think what your face would look like with that slow slight movement

#107 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:20pm by lahrok

woah dude reading this just made my day but seriously you should talk to her i mean then she will only know you as the dude who got hard while she was drawing you

#108 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:22pm by whoAMi8P

hahaha that is so funny!

#109 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:23pm by rachelagon

#82: "you don't draw the penis just make them look like the ken doll."

Actually, you can draw the penis. People just usually don't because they think it's awkward or not as important.


#94: "have you drawn a nude girl that started getting wet??? or inverted nipples suddenly popping out? i know getting excited for guy models is more obvious but it can be just as bad for girls. and regarding the disturbing translucent fluid out of the guy's penis, i think it's precum. if that was coming out in spite of no erection, the guy has... what's that called... argh i forgot the term..."

I thought this was a discussion about a guy that got hard while modeling o_O But if you want to bring girls into this, honestly, it -is- probably worse for a guy. Erect nipples can simply mean the model's cold, and girls are leaking fluids all the time--arousal just makes it flow a little faster. So while the signs of arousal in women are fairly easy to conceal or justify with a reason other than arousal, for a guy, a boner usually only means one thing, which is why it's embarrassing.
As for the old man's leaking junk... yeah... it was leaking the -whole- time. It also appeared to have a sort of stringy, elastic quality to it. That, plus the absence of a hardon, makes me think there was something wrong with this man XD

#111 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:26pm by hehpoof

lol i hope she took it as a compliment

#112 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:43pm by shehzeenahmed

Unless you have a really small dick, that's not actually a bad thing. It just means you don't like cock.

#113 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm by Ethan205

not as bad as being a model and seeing 3 of the 4 drawing foundation professors drawing you that teach your friends, at your college, that you see weekly.

#114 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:49pm by jackofhearts46

#6 hahah

#115 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:59pm by xx_hayleyy

Some day when you are an old man, you will look back at these days and wish you could stand at attention with that little effort.

For now, try counting by 7s or 12s. That's how I made it through an hour long message from a hot Mayan woman without embarrassing myself.

#116 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:34am by Ole_Stinker

hahahahhaah omgg thats funnyy!! but sad..ha i dunno

#117 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:51am by bbananass

HAHAHA! Congrats, you just made a whole classroom of art students REALLY uncomfortable! I've taken a couple of art classes with live models, and they're never very attractive...

#118 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:58am by fmlbaby

We need to know how this played out.
OP, please post a comment with the whole story! What did she do? Did the class laugh?

#119 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:06am by fmlbaby

If there's one thing that I've noticed on this site with guys, it's that too many idiots get boners too easily. What the hell...? Not like she was the one naked.

#120 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am by Elusive

aaaaaaahahahahahha. but right, I didn't have time or patience to read all the comments, but I must say I love the Anchorman references. and yes, I will agree that #18 is very smart.

#121 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:10am by short1

I kinda wish I was that artist :P

#122 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am by Kellayy

Oh the pains of being a guy...haha.

#123 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:18am by VooDooXII

hahaha sounds like a good time for some: http://www.hulu.com/watch/62445/saturday-night-live-suppressex#s-p1-st-i3

#124 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:00am by lolatfml

lol. damn how embarassing. i kinda know the feeling though not as bad, once got a semi just before doing jumping jacks in gym class.

#125 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:24am by chuteboxe39

and then when she 'spoke,' it was a guy's voice...

#126 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:27am by Assmilk

I always wondered if this ever happened! Thanks for satiating my curiosity!

#127 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:55am by rpsls

omg 126!

#128 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:04am by silversar59

#18 best comment and #126 HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

#129 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:10am by Kyzomo

hmmm.. with the growing popularity of this site I'm not sure but.. umm Alex, is that you? Because you told me this story and I'm 99% sure this is you and you told it identically.

#130 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:36am by scoutflyer

Hm...does anyone else think this guys needs some Suppressex?

#131 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:47am by Myrra

Nothing to be ashamed of- I wouldn't be. Being a guy and getting a big, hard dick that the women can see is a sign that you are powerful, you are potent, and you have a great big pork sword for them to ride on. I agree totally with Evan's sentiment in 'Superbad': "Imagine a world where chicks actually wanted to see our penises, like it was something they wanted to see. That's a world I'd like to live in!"

#132 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:08am by Bennyboy1985

so yuh wouldnt be embarrased ...................lol how big r u

#187 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:18am by LaaDimplez

GG
hope she liked it

#133 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:23am by xjeff99

got to control that shit

#134 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:25am by SimpleIdiot

how does one control that kinda shit? it's a nature and can happen to anyone. I wonder what would've had happened if he was a she? she would probably be dripping down her thighs!!! ;-))

#135 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:02am by KPACOTKA

#18 u rock my face off.
untimely erection....no big deal
that sucks bro. hope ur stacked

#136 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:39am by bernie1985

LMAO 18

and #30 that would have been the best of all reactions. just wink. it would have made it a lot less awkward and more of a laugh.

#137 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:55am by latuka

Same thing'd happen to me, I reckon.

#138 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:09am by jnef02

Loving 18! I'm a female life model and the thoughts I've had while I'm up there... funnily enough, it's the #1 reason every bloke gives me for not wanting to do the job... not such an uncommon occurrence...

#139 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:37am by nasjin

#18 is brilliant! Lol. This is the perfect time to say FML. Getting a hardon right in front of an art class. Wow.

#140 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:31am by CodyGuitarist

You need to masturbate more.

#141 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:05am by kevind23

Jerk and jerk until you work yourself into a stupor?

There's far worse things out there. Hell, I wander around in a kilt most of the time, and I tell ya, its MORE obvious you've got a stiffy in one of those than when you're naked. At least when you're naked you can glance past it, when you're in a kilt, it looks like someone's hanging a flag out and off the willy.

#142 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:11am by kiltedwolf

@19, I wonder if he was 'grading on a curve today' lol, i love that skit.

#143 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:56am by glberns

Well? Did they giggle? Did she throw up? What, are you just that embarrassed?

#144 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:17pm by HomeBurger

That sucks, but then again that's what guys get for constantly thinking about sex!! lol if you're naked in a room full of people staring at you, I'd advise to not look at anyof them just in case ;)

#145 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:01pm by olivejuice

#78 - way to jack dane cook's joke.. ass hole
n u suck for not saying anything funny when u got hard..

#146 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:33pm by pgray18

if you're sexy.
then that's so hott .. LOL.

#147 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:34pm by Xkwizit

It happens.

#148 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:38pm by Prisoner_24601

My friends in art school like to nickname the models; for instance, this one woman with a botched boob job is fondly known as 'square boobs'. Perhaps you will be 'stands at attention' =)

#149 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:44pm by nuga

HAHHA 28 made me LOL

#150 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:48pm by naty

Hahaha, awesome!

#151 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:53pm by Nilorac

I've never understood how guys could model like that without getting a hard-on. I mean, It doesn't take much sometimes, especially when you are naked.

#152 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:01pm by VieDeMerde

That isn't bad at all
unless u're lacking down there...
She went to that class expecting to see you naked, so i doubt she is going to be immature about it or think that you're a disgusting person because you got an boner...
If anything, your chances at getting with her are better than before.
Go for it man! while you're still on her mind

how many people were drawing you?

#153 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:16pm by omgnooo

Dude that must have sucked. But just play off of it. I mean my last name is Hardon. It works out in the long run trust me.

#154 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:49pm by foehawk

I take a life drawing class, and I've seen that happen before, and it was probably one of the most awkward situations I've ever experienced. Like, everyone in the class just sort of looked at eachother.. and the model sort of tried to act like nothing happened.. and the teacher disappeared into the back room for a couple minutes, which is what she does when she needs a drink.

#155 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:12pm by life_my_fuck

LMFAO 18!

#156 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:32pm by eeee93757

hahahha #18, yourrr awesome.

#157 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:17pm by moron

haa, haa! woulda loved to be in that class! i only ever got fat old guys to draw...but i have to agree with #40...shoulda fired off some knuckle children ahead of time ;)

#158 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:58pm by some_chic

Lol! Simple: "Baby, you are hot, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"

#159 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:15pm by YouGotJizzed

Dude. Perfect set-up situation. You now have a perfect topic to go and approach her with. Lawl.

#160 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:25pm by GRPHC

lmao. 154 rly?

#161 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:01pm by magicalunicorns7

yes rly 161 but it makes for kick ass pick up lines!!

#162 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:39pm by foehawk

#111: The fluid was pre-cum. A male doesn't have to have an erection in order to release pre-cum because it happens in both stages - flaccid and erect. It's about the equivalent of the female's getting wet; just prepares the body and general area for what the body more or less "expects" to happen - sex. Pre-cum also does have a strange viscosity, so although it can be clear and stretchy, it can also kind of flow easily.

Maybe there was something else wrong with the guy, but I don't think the pre-cum was part of it. I'm still sorry you had to experience that.
And so many thanks to #18 for making my day.

#163 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:32am by marsh

# 163:

Precum is the body's way of clearing out any lingering urine from the urethra. Normally, only a couple drops of it is produced. The fact that this was a free-flowing string of a texture I've never seen before with precum for a full 3 1/2 hours tells me something was wrong.

#164 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:56pm by hehpoof

hahaha dude u made my day man, us dudes cant help that the girlies are too hot to handle

#165 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:56pm by darkstar007

If you suddenly went hard in the middle of the drawing session, all the artists would have to make changes? LOL

#166 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:15am by louyfi85

The nightmare of every nude model! I hope you played it off well. Clearly you have no self-esteem issues.

#167 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:44am by libertyprime

LMAO @ 18 and 35

#168 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:12pm by HOLLAcaust

18 wins the topic

#169 - On 03/22/2009 at 7:42pm by Aquaslash

LMAO at # 18. xD
awesome fml btw :D

#170 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:56am by Marysenjo

I was photographing a young female nude model, I belonged to a coop art gallery and borrowed the apt of a female friend. She left us alone and I had her lie down on a bed and bend her head back as far as it would go (I was just experimenting with poses as I was not experienced at nude models) I was taking a close up of her head and breasts and her nipples sprang to erect as soon as she bent her head back. It was very warm so I realized then that I have seen women have orgasms and many times they bend their head back, so I figured I had triggered erotic memories and or feelings in the model.

I have never modeled nude but I was getting deep tissue massage from a San Francisco new age masseuse. She touched me on my belly next to my pubic hair, inside my thighs etc and when I got a hard on shes just said your penis says hello that it was perfectly normal that men get erections. At first when it started to come up I was mortified then excited when she said it was ok. After repeated erections I started dripping good amounts of pre-cum now THAT got embarrassing but she ignored it.

She had me doing primal grunts and pelvic thrusts into the mat etc during these sessions so its no surprise about the erections.

Wish she was still around or I could find another masseuse like that. Aside from the new age stuff she was very good at the bodywork.

#171 - On 03/27/2009 at 8:01pm by ABCD66

this was in a commercial...whatever most of the stuff on here is fake anyway

#172 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:58pm by mother_green7

#14:
the fact that youre naked sometimes does things.

#173 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:10pm by musicguyguy

Nope it was real, by the way you look hot!

#174 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:09am by ABCD66

OK, modelling nude. I've been doing it on & off for years. A few yrs back in a class of all female college girls, I was in a sitting pose, relaxed, sitting back relaxing. I could not help but notice actually two very attractive young ladies drawing me. At this point, I felt my cock stasrting to "get life". It gradually filled up and was soon rising majestically on its unalterable course (now it was too late!) to a full hard erection !

At first, I heard nothing, then as it reached its apex, pointing straight up, I could hear muffled giggles from the girls! I noticed 2 or 3 of the girls stopped drawing, while others continued. One of the sexy girls was smiling, the other one was looking at her, her mouth open in shock!

The female monitor said nothing, as the giggles continued & i could see a few girls blushing.

Finally, after about 3 or 4 mins of a rock hard erection, it slowly started to deflate!

During the 'break', I noticed a few girls had drawn the full erection.,..while one very "creative" artist, had drawn my penis in "time frame" mode, starting with it flaccid, then, about 5 or 6 different "frames" of my cock, on it's northward.."journey"! During the "break" I went to the men's room & got myself off to prevent a re-occurence! I did NOT wanna jeaopardize my job. I guess no student said anything, I was asked back.

Defintely exhilarating & an "adreniline rush"!

I'd like to know, from females on here, do you ladies "check out" the guy's "package" when he drops the robe? Do you comment on it among yourselves?

Anyway- funny thing, my next session with that same class I had 1 or 2 girls (not the cute ones) seem to me to be trying to get me hard, looking at me, licking their lips, smiling, one girl in the front was moving her legs while drawing, showing her pink panties!

I don't care what most women say, I really feel the majority of them really enjoyed the "show"!

Ladies, (Questions)- do you really "check out" the guys penis & balls? Do you mention sizes among yourselves. When you see the model before he drops his robe, do you give your opinions on how you think he's hung? Kinda an "informal bet"-- Get back-- Steve

#175 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:35am by Heysteve

@175, I imagined you orating that whole passage with gratuitous "air quotes" and it completely overshadowed your topic of penises; I'm sorry.

#176 - On 05/06/2009 at 3:03pm by themasshysteria

Ahaha. #176, me too =P

#177 - On 05/06/2009 at 3:49pm by dino_rawr

#176 and 177--I do hear you. However, my main question, which i guess got lost in my lomg winded passage-is, "how do women art students react seeing a nude guy?"

Basically, do they check out the penis? (size, shape, etc)?

Do they discuss that among themselves?

And this one has been the subject of debate between me & friends..Since i often model for college freshmen (18-19 yrs old) are they many, (if any) who may be seeing their first live naked guy and hence, their first penis!

I say, there are more than a few who may have never seen a naked adult male & his penis!

My friends (both male & female) say this is rare today! One girl did say, she agrees with me & that more girls than you would think, have never seen a penis (& nude guy) before!

That is the one area I'd like to get some feedback, esp. from women.

Sooo, there are TWO main questions i put to the women artists (or non artists)
1) You feel there are many girls who have not seen a naked male, by age 18?

2) Do ANY women, get turned on, by a nice shaped & size penis. btw--I'm totally shaved in my pubic area! I feel cleaner & I feel it's more aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

I do NOT get 'hard' often, simply 'cause it's not really 'professional'. I use all kinds of 'mental excercises' to keep my mind off of anything sexual....(difficult while being nude in front ot 20-25 young ladies 18-21). I meditate, think of some chess openings, what i'm having for dinner, etc-

If i did not, & just looked at some of these young ladies as they draw me with such "rapt attention", i'd be erect more often. Once it starts, tho, it's very difficult to put the penis erection, in reverse! Right guys? Thanks-hoping i made myself clearer-this time- Steve

#178 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:44pm by Heysteve

Heysteve-
I took art classes all through high school, but seeing as my mom put me through a very conservative baptist school, I was caught off guard in my first college drawing class with nude models. No, it wasn't my first time seeing a nude guy, but it caught me off guard when it was a requirement to observe and draw. It was awkward as he was facing me and watching me draw for the first hour long session and I felt like I should have been looking away, giving him his privacy. And yes, when he was not around, we did tend to talk about him, but not particularly about his size or anything like that. Rather, it was about how it was uncomfortable having him watch us draw him. Of course, our model was rather overweight(not trying to be rude) so he wasn't the most pleasant person to look at anyway. Plus, many of the girls(myself included) are in relationships and didn't want to participate. So maybe it's different with other classes, but in mine, no one was concerned with his package.

#179 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:02pm by dino_rawr

Thanks dino-rawr- Interesting insight. I want to make one thing clear, i do not get erections while modelling nude, but, it does take a lot of 'self control' to keep it in check.

Sometimes , even a certain eye to eye glance from a cute female can be a 'turn on'.

Quick question, (for women), in a collge freshman class of young ladies (18-19 yrs old) about what percentage have never seen a nude male? I'd think about 35-35%. Is that too high? Or too low?

Just curious. And, I still maintain, there is that very rare girl in class, ONCE i've already had an erection, who does her best to try & get a rise outta me again with subtle smiles, lip licking or if sitting in the front, uncrossing legs. Trust me, though they are very rare, these "teasers" do exist!



Any male models ever come across them in class? Thanks for any feedeback.

btw--I'm shaved totally clean? Do the students ever mention that? Aside from feeling cleaner & more comfortable for the artists, it gives them a "better view" of the guy's package.

#180 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:15am by Heysteve

I just hope you started smiling. But, like, REAL slowly. A grin slowly spreading across your face. That's when you wink. ;)

#181 - On 05/27/2009 at 4:59pm by AngryScotsman

One question, why would degrade yourself and get naked so someone could draw you?

#182 - On 06/12/2009 at 3:48pm by jcdubs24

Some guys really find it "hot" degrading themselves in front of females!

Do you consider posing nude...in front of a class of all females.."degrading"?

I'd like to hear a woman's view on this.

Do any woman look at a nude guy in front of an "all female" class degrading in any way?

Curious-

#184 - On 06/16/2009 at 11:38pm by Heysteve

How is exposing yourself to someone degrading? Shouldn't we have pride in our bodies? ^^ (Plus, the models at my university make $12 an hour, which is one hell of an incentive to get nude.)

#193 - On 10/02/2009 at 12:44am by Laterose

next time close your eyes.

#183 - On 06/16/2009 at 5:58pm by Taolan

Hey #182- Could you expand on the question ? By that i mean, HOW am i .."degrading" myself by modelling nude in front of female art students? I mean, I'm modelling & helping to contribute to their art education! By me standing nude if front of these young ladies I feel I am doing them a service. Are you a man or woman? Curious if the perspective if different- Hope I get a response esp from art students (females perspective on nude male models! Do you girls ever feel or think we guys are .."degrading" ourselves?

1) Who feels I AM .."degrading" myself? (IF so, why?)

2) Who feels i am NOT "degrading" myself? (If not, why not?) Thanks-

#185 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:45pm by Heysteve

Heysteve-

I'm a woman taking life drawing classes at my university, and I don't see that it's degrading in any way. The ration of male models to female is here is around 2 to 5. I'm very impressed by the bravery of those who do choose to model! An erection is of course a hazard, but it's a natural function of the male human body (obviously comes with the territory). Usually the models will stare at a point on a far wall or the floor, and RARELY look at the students drawing them. I think this is a very good deterrence to arousal, as well as concentrating on something completely unrelated to the class (i.e. your physics homework).

Normally I find it in bad taste to discuss the models, because everyone's body is different. There are indeed some women who had never seen a naked male until their life drawing class, but I wouldn't know as to whether they were excited or reviled by it or not. I would hope that at college age they're mature enough to handle it, though. I personally find the variance in bodies fascinating. It can honestly occasionally be distracting, and these thoughts are also natural, but the point of being there is to draw and that's what the student has to concentrate on. ^^

#194 - On 10/02/2009 at 1:00am by Laterose

lmfao, idiot.

#186 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:19pm by wth_seriously

lol

#188 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:20am by LaaDimplez

I probably wouldve gotten hard as soon as I got up there. lol

#189 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:18am by Jarlais

I'd like to tit fuck her in the ass!

#190 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:23pm by TNT123

Happens to me all the time but I'm not old enuff to even model

#191 - On 07/10/2009 at 12:23am by harmonb

haha that's emBarassing, I'm glad that I'm not a guy.

#192 - On 07/31/2009 at 2:10pm by blackberry1993

hey steve and in general, i have always wondered about stuff like this and i love posts like steves that have acutally conversations in stead of the same thing being repeated constantly
and obviously your not shy but was it ever awkward at all like on your first day or something

p.s. we actually love it when the op talks back to us people

#196 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:17pm by HarperGirl

what an interesting conversation. I am a male life model and 'sit" about twice a week in Art Societies and colleges. Quite often I get an erection but not a full one. Its quite pleasurable and I do not feel embarrassed. Sometimes after the drawing class, people talk to me about it.

#197 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:59am by gregoryh

hilariouus ! ;)

#198 - On 01/16/2010 at 11:16pm by hatemylife6

u should have said hey..come closer, get a better look, maybe u should een try feeling what u draw lmfao.

#200 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:26pm by beastlydevon

18 hahahaha!!

#202 - On 02/15/2010 at 12:43pm by goatboy197

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