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Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70332) - you deserved it (3240)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ouch (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

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Oh dude :(

#1 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:06am by markh110

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im sorry dude this is fucked. i have a brother in iraq. his gf cheated in him. i wanted to kill her. thats messed up. u dont do shit like that. dump her sorry ass and make her move out. find urself someone worth ur time. u go to seas and she fucks another guy. tell her a girl said to go rot in hell for me. thanks.

#10 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:47am by fucked_up_4life

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