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Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I think she said it to make you uncomfortable... Yeah, she may want to have a threesome, but the purpose of the comment was to tell you to not be so loud....

I must say though, if you were loud enough for her to hear you at night, without her hearing aids, you're either really pleasing your girlfriend or she's faking it in a big way. Hopefully, you're just really good in bed.

#7 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:10pm by 56578

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That's uhhh.......kind of disturbing

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:03pm by cucumberfabulous

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