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Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39778) - you deserved it (3951)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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