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Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

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hahahaah oh god. i took my friend's out from her hiding spot under her bed, turned it on, and threw it at another friend of mine. She caught it, stared at it vibrating in her hands for a second, and then started screaming :D hahaha

#10 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:01am by krovek42

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I agree with#4 & #6 - at least you didn't get the typical parent "Masturbations healthy, even I do it too...." lecture you've probably read about on here.... LOL!

#5 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:47am by prophetsam

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