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Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, doesn't mean your mom won't walk in your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Alwayshappens2me (woman) - United States (California)

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And a sock on the door would help... how?

#1 - On 07/18/2009 at 3:18am by dannydawriter

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#1, a sock is sort of the universal collegiate symbol not to enter because someone is getting laid.
however, it is more than likely your parents are not going to assume that off the bat...i would suggest locking the door in the future.

#5 - On 07/18/2009 at 3:22am by aqua

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