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Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12691) - you deserved it (30690)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

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A decent vacuum cleaner has no problem cleaning them up. And really, there's a whole boatload of plausible excuses you could use to cover this one up.

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 4:26pm by l33tm0nk3y

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why not just say you were fucking and it broke?

#8 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:03pm by Eladar

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