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Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him 20$. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50871) - you deserved it (3154)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

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