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Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111064) - you deserved it (3437)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

#3 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:04am by LOLPWNTHAHA

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i feel horrible for you

#5 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:09am by yeamovelikethat

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