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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51752) - you deserved it (3077)

On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

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