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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61910) - you deserved it (4405)

On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

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That is disgusting! Scarred for life!

#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:07pm by Lindsay46789

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That's when you jump out from the floor and scream "blaaaarrg!!!"
or something...
At least you know they love each other?

#4 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:12pm by CFR

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