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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53627) - you deserved it (3266)

On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

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That is disgusting! Scarred for life!

#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:07pm by Lindsay46789

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Ewwwww.. you shoulda jumped up like "PEEKABOOOO!!" I bet they'd be more weirded out than you..
...And then pour some alcohol in your eyes to try to get that picture out of your head. XD
But really, that sucks for you. FYL.

#10 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:24pm by Whoa_YouSuckk

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