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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by kelscait (woman) - United States

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that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:55am by lazychilo

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"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:57am by jewelzgalore

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