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#1 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:01pm by mubaki

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A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off.

Shame.

:-(

#13 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:13pm by drybamboo

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