Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46648) - you totally deserved it (6593)
On 06/24/2009 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by toomuchmetal (woman) - United States (Virginia)
no it still would have been disgusting.. how is that hot? especially since the poster is a woman. Just saying
#37 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:35pm by lilcuti3pi389
The OP was describing a situation that disgusted her. OP mentioned weight: "very heavy." OP -didn't- mention age, race, etc.
Care to speculate why?
Well, yeah. Thinking about a random fat person's jibbly bits is disgusting. I'm sorry if I offend you, but really, would YOU be aroused if some fat chick started telling you about her intimate piercings?
not to sound shallow, but yeah, obviously. if i put rosie o'donnell next to gisele bundgen who would you think is better looking?
don't be the pc police, nobody likes it.
#90 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:49pm by kb26hockey
Honestly, I would be disgusted if ANY woman just randomly tells me she has orgasms just because I had some facial percings.
Correction. It would be hot for a GUY. If OP is a straight woman, and I'm guessing she is (duh), then it bothers her.
# 37, I'm pretty sure women are the only ones with clitoris'. Are you fucking retarded?
#218 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:00am by phoebatron_
HEY GUYS I ARGUE ON TEH INTERWEBZ I IZ KEWL NAO?!?!?! YESNO?!?!?!?!?! Shut the fuck up, seriously.
#255 - On 10/10/2009 at 8:29pm by retardedfaggot
You're very cool, yes.
Also by the way, I had to use FF to see the picture :c
And, I wouldn't find it hot if someone told me this kind of shit out of the blue, no matter who they are or what they looked like. That's... slightly creepy. Not disgusting, but certainly not something that would make me think "DAMN THAT'S FINE ASS SHIT YO"
TMI is a good way to label this. Not horrible, but certainly uncomfortable.
#257 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:56pm by DameGreyWulf
"yeah i would have been like so totally like 'TMI' because i'm so cool."
#286 - On 10/12/2009 at 4:55pm by metalmusic99
Lol. I would have hit her in the dome.
"FOREHEAD TO DOME BITCH!"
#6 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:05pm by MeganH0LLYW00D
There's a difference with cute chicks. Call me shallow, but yeah. Lol
#112 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:37pm by Redneck325Ci
He clearly just called you cute. I concur, but I won't call you smart.
By the way, I have my penis pierced, but it doesn't give me orgasms unless somebody helps.
#169 - On 06/25/2009 at 11:24am by christopherlove
Uh, so do most people. I've just finished high school and I am going to college next year (I'm 16 too) then to University...so yeah, you're not that smart...
you know... bragging about your brain doesn't make you sound that smart... just pretty shallow and self-absorbed. Lots of people are smart but you don't hear them going on and on about it.
#264 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:48pm by lonely_wife
In the U.S. College and University are the same thing. Most people stay in highschool until they're 18, though to graduate at 16 really isn't that hard. =/. Credits are ridiculously easy to accumulate, and depending on the time of year you were born its really not that special if you graduate that young.
But hey, the reply feature isn't really for debating stupid comments, now is it? *shames self*
OP- Thats quite the story to tell! I'd be freaked out if anyone told me the state of their clitoris, pierced or not. I especially don't want to know if you're climaxing while working. TMI. I can't say FML, because you got one hell of a funny story to tell people, so no vote either way here.
#314 - On 10/17/2009 at 2:59am by moonfiresfury
If you were a man and she were attractive, it wouldn't be as much of an FML, but under these circumstances, thats just ewy. FYL
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YDI for having your ears gauged. :D
#12 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:12pm by may_cause_fail
I do think gauges are pretty weird and unattractive, but seriously, no one deserves to hear about a gross person's private piercings and self-made orgasms.
#84 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:34pm by anonymous2323
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off.
Shame.
:-(
This is a myth, actually, assuming the cashier really got her clitoral HOOD pierced, not her clitoris, and that her piercer wasn't a total idiot. After a few years, her clit may get used to the piercing so it will be less sensitive, but taking the jewelry out will solve that.
#233 - On 10/10/2009 at 11:43am by fifteensmiles
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Yep, those are the kinds of douches that get multiple piercings. And you're one of em.
#15 kukopia, just because someone has multiple piercings, does not make them a douche, you're ignorant. go die.
also, if that woman had her actual clitoris pierced, she wouldn't be having random orgasms. she'd have lost all sensation. she's an idiot for not knowing the difference between a clitoris and a clitoral hood.
#96 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:22pm by Gillypants
Actually that is completely incorrect, in some cases clitoral piercings kill all sensation, but in other cases they can cause the woman to have an orgasm at the slightest movement down there. It all dempends on the person and the placement of their nerve endings. Before insulting other peoples' intellegence, try to actually know what you're talking about.
#15 kukopia - reply: takes one to know one... you are just jealous that you aren't cool enough to have any yourself
#18 missterii - reply: you tell him!
"you're ignorant. go die." HA! I love you #96 Gillypants. But not quite as much as I like to say the word Gillypants. "Why hello, have you failed to notice my fashionable Gillypants today?!?!"
#145 Gingerly - reply: Before berating someone else for insulting someone's intelligence, it is good to not retort with spelling mistakes. This is especially important, when most websites and browsers have built in spell check, underlining the aforementioned misspellings in red. Right click, choose correct spelling, left click, done. See it, use it, love it.
#180 - On 06/26/2009 at 7:26am by harlequintempest
@180: You suck for assuming the guy's using that gay-ass Fail Fux.
#227 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:45am by aaaaa2p
When you have to pick at someone for their spelling, you know you lost the argument.
#261 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am by vetter
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YDI for not walking away
I would've walked away
YDI for piercing yourself
FYL for listening to that though...
Ok, so, she was going to leave the products she had already rung in to avoid a possible nasty conversation? Then what? Go back into the store and shop again?
Or, hey, lets say you were playing basketball or whatever. Some gay guy comes up and says how he met his boyfriend playing basketball, and goes into intimate detail over what they do together. Do you deserve it for playing basketball?
Tits off, the op's life is fucked.
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YDI for trying to hide your ugliness with piercings.
they are just close-minded/afraid of whats diffrent (Although peircing has beomce so mainsteam i dont understand the aversion to it)
basically, douchebags :)
#139 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:44pm by waxstigmata
I guess some people don't find a face that looks like a tacklebox to be very attractive.
#318 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:13pm by rightsaidred
HAHAHAHAHA
that's hilarious!!!
but still very nasty. Let me take a shower brb.
#22 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:22pm by stereopump
because its descriptive and gives us more info about the FML, unlike the FMLs that are not specific enough, and are wack.
#39 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:39pm by lilcuti3pi389
because that makes it more gross.. not trying to be mean, but that was kinda obvious.
#51 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:02pm by greenmonxster
Because if she was skinny and attractive it would be sort of sexy and not an FML. The fact she's a fatty makes it nasty.
Well, looks at it this way - would that piercing between toned thighs be as gross as a genital piercing between fat thighs that create a sweaty environment....?
That's a TMI explanation for you. But seriously, we don't need fat wank.
Dude that's freaking awesome. If I got my clit pierced, I would sure as hell have orgasms behind the counter!
Idk if I'd tell a bunch of people though - she was probably hitting on you. And fat girls need lovin' too.
I'd hit that.
...if I was a dude. Lol.
This isn't an FML. It's a "Who cares? Embrace life."
the op was a girl. so unless the "heavy cashier" was a lesbian, i dont think she was hitting on the op.
#232 - On 10/10/2009 at 11:40am by dancin303
If she was attractive and single, i woulda gotten her number. Cause if that isnt a hint, i dont know what is.
wow. @OP, I'm really sorry. ... but it will make a great story to tell at parties... :D
and at all of you who are saying "YDI" just because she wants to have piercings, she is not covering up her "ugliness", she's not wearing layers and layers of makeup or a mask, she's just accessorizing.
you can't hide ugliness with piercings...makeup, yes. piercings are accessories they do not cover up anything at all. personally, i don't have a problem with piercings...i don't think a huge amount of them are attractive (nor are huge gauges) but it's really mainstream now.
FYL to the OP. you didn't deserve that just for having piercings.
#270 - On 10/11/2009 at 8:32pm by LeCielNousAide
Ok that should definitely be filed under 'Did Not Need To Know.'
#31 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:29pm by EJade
Ohhhhh...I missed the "very heavy" part. I was wondering why it was so terrible (thinking most guys would be stoked if some hot cashier told them she was orgasming while working) but yeah, FYL.
#34 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:30pm by nviedemerde
erm, if she was fit, that would be incredibly hot. as it stands it's a little awkward. still kinda hot though.
#40 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:43pm by podrummer9209
under no circumstances should the cashier have said that, its extremely inappropriate to say something like that at your job to a customer... seriously.
FYL cuz thats disturbing regardless.
btw the OP is a woman for those who didnt notice.
#41 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:43pm by lilcuti3pi389
Agreed. Because it was from an employee of an establishment, to a customer, regardless of how sexy she was or was not, it was unprofessional and inappropriate.
#182 - On 06/26/2009 at 7:32am by harlequintempest
lol thats just way to much info!
fyl cuz ur a woman and she was heavy.
#43 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:46pm by mexicansweetie48
I've never heard of that happening. It's probably not an actual "clit" piercing, which is incredibly rare as few piercers will do it, it's dangerous, and extremely painful. Likely it's a clitoral hood piercing, which is actually one of the simplest piercings you can do, and heals quickly since you're just piercing a thin membrane of tissue. There's virtually no scarring at all, not even a visible mark left behind when/if it's taken out.
But anything in your underwear should be kept private while you're in public, particularly when you're working.
That's a TOTAL myth. I've had my clitoral hood piercing for going on a year now. Yeah, it was SUPER sensitive while it was new and still healing. Now I forget it's there sometimes. But it's given me MORE feeling rather than 'losing sensation.'
It's a stupid myth.
#189 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:10am by bubblebeez
She was probably just confiding in you, because some piercings can be pretty impressive, and people sometimes like to discuss these things, but anything below the waist in piercings is TMI.
To everyone knocking on piercings, it's a personal decision. Just like dying your hair, cutting it a certain way, and how you dress. Get over yourself and realize not everyone has your values and opinions. People express themselves differently. The OP wasn't asking for it.
You should have left OP.
And you can feel before six months, since it heals quite quick. But it's not surprising at all it would happen.
#49 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:00pm by redbluegreen
(In a very black girl voice) why don't you smack yourself *does the snap snap thing and walks away
that's right I went all snap snap y'all
HAHAHAHAHAHA wow. that is awesome. good for her. big girls need love too.
#54 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:13pm by yesmy_love
What the hell is with everyone hating on piercings? It isn't like their choices are affecting your life.
@OP - FYL
It's TMI, but she was probably feeling like she had the greatest idea in the world (probably from orgasmic highs) and decided to share it with everyone.
When my best friend got her nipples and tongue pierced, she wouldn't shut up about how good they felt.
That is disgusting! I'm all for piercings, but clitoral piercings are a bit blech. And it HAS to be in Virginia! *is now afraid of overweight cashiers*
#61 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:21pm by Albino_Mag
You probably don't tip your waitresses when they deign to attempt to talk to you, either.
#68 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:41pm by mad_masquerade
um. I work at Target and we were TOLD to talk to the customers. it's people like you that make us get bad reviews; and cashiers are people too...having a conversation with the customers breaks up the monotony and the occasional bad customer (like you) who probably doesn't like anything we do.
#271 - On 10/11/2009 at 8:39pm by LeCielNousAide
Aww, yea, i get what u mean. I don't actually work anywhere, but i totally freak out when i have go to the cashier because i get really nervous around people i haven't met before, and i think it's really nice when the cashier smiles or starts a conversation to loosen up the tension a bit, so good on you! =]
#275 - On 10/12/2009 at 12:49am by SiLvEr_070
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I'm sorry you had to imagine that heifer's aroused genitals. When will fat people learn that their place is working in call centers, or internet jobs, or working from home where we don't have to see or smell them? And please, don't listen to all the people who said you deserve it. No one deserves what you went through. I hope you talked to her boss and got her ass fired. Maybe with less money to spend on food she'll lose some god damned weight. Probably not though.
#70 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:52pm by Roofus
you are a useless waste of space. Being fat doesn't make you less competent. being ignorant, however, does make you less competent.
#71 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:56pm by kateisbored
#70 WOW i can't believe such primitive people still exist. i bet you have an eclipse and weave in and out of traffic to prove how awesome you are, too. die in a fire. cunt.
#98 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:28pm by Gillypants
Wow, you just easily trolled 4 people with an obviously sarcastic comment.
FML needs more people with a sense of humor and internet savviness.
sarcastic or not, that verbal diarrhea was extremely offensive... 'he' probably also thinks woman should speak when spoken to, stay home with the babies, and have dinner ready on the table
[http://anonymousdiaryproject.blogspot.com]
#140 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:45pm by nycbutterfly
I'll go ahead and throw it out their that not all fat people are actually fat. Me for example. I'm 280 pounds but I still meet the requirements to join the army because i'm under 26% body fat. So next time you feel the need to call somebody fat you self-absorbed lil' shit. Don't talk that shit on the internet look up to one of us (if you can look away from slicing your inner thigh) and say it to our fucking face. Have a glorious day.
#311 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:06pm by larri_rools
Well, since you are both women, she might have been giving you advice or something.
xD Lmao. But seriously, that's just TMI.
Ew.
o god. you know i'm 12 right?
good way to scar a little child.
#83 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:32pm by fmlcrycrycryfml
wth are you doing looking up any under the sex catagory in the first place?
#192 - On 06/30/2009 at 4:45am by whatagoodgirl_
whats an orgasm? and whats "hooking up"?...im 16 and i should know this stuff..but i don't..can anyone please tell me?
#85 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:36pm by gahh_imnothappy_
An orgasm it's a kind of lettuce. That woman has some behind the counter because she loves them in her salads and she eats at work.
I will taunt 85 all I want for expecting other people to do his google searches. Willful ignorance should never be tolerated.
No. 85, go do a fucking google search for this shit. Or better yet, ask your parents or guardians. And once they're done explaining, demand to know why it's taken them 16 years to tell you this shit.
#109 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:11pm by insomniacdude
I'm sure he was kidding. He can't be so dense that he can't find out the answer even if he really doesn't know.
#158 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:30am by jclark
hooking up=making out
go look up orgasm on www.dictionary.com cuz i'm not fucking explaining that one.
and i doubt you're 16--you're probably a lot younger am i right?
i'm younger than that and i know this stuff.
#86 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:37pm by fmlcrycrycryfml
Erm, I guess for a 10 year old, hooking up means making out.
But for people over 18, hooking up means sexually.
agreed. in auz we consider it making out. uk/us it's far, far more. apparantly. we need a universal truth.
#193 - On 06/30/2009 at 4:47am by whatagoodgirl_
SOMEONE HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME ON HERE I'M SOO BORED
#88 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:46pm by fmlcrycrycryfml
................................... I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF.lol
More like the entire awkward zoo comes out for this one.
#92 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:04pm by xTIGERxLILYx
ALSO, if you have multiple facial piercings, you should know by now that anyone who DOESN'T thinks that the fact that you have them is an open invitation to tell you about theirs. its like they have to prove that they're just as tough as you. YDI for complaining that this happened.
#97 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:24pm by Gillypants
Well, you wanted attention when you got all those piercings, eh? This was just you getting some!
Also, as others have said, it was rude and unnecessary to put the "very heavy" part in this FML!
i dunno, i think it was necessary - it just makes it that much worse to imagine :|
#119 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:59pm by ciao_bella
Ugh yuck! That is nasty. What is wrong with some people talking about that stuff to strangers?
#103 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:00pm by FreedomFirst
Well, if she was ugly then I understand the FYL, but if she was just overweight, it's not that big a deal, kind of hot, actually.
#104 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:01pm by Shlizabeth
I'm all for personal expression, and commend you for having more cahoneys than me to dress how you want to, but you shouldn't be surprised if freaky things start happening to you when you insist on dressing like a freak. If you want normal things in your life, perhaps you should dress that way. You know that saying "Don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want." Same principle. Dress for the life you want; don't be surprised when the life you dress for isn't what you expected. YDI.
#106 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:09pm by insomniacdude
having piercings doesn't make someone a "freak". I feel sorry for you that you are so close-minded and judgemental, you must have a very sad existence
#110 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:14pm by modifiedchick
...ehm.
Facial piercings usually means "different" and "wild" and usually "freaky" ... just saying. It does not mean "nothing strange will EVER happen around ME!" ... so yeah.
Edit: Also, "don't be surprised when the life you dress for isn't what you expected" doesn't apply if you dress for the way you want to live. Because then, it's just a "what the HELL?" type of situation. Just saying. Word it better next time lol.
No. 110: No, it doesn't make someone a freak, and I dare you to find anywhere in my comment where I did call the OP a freak. I did say that the OP dresses like one, and that is what the rest of the world assumes when somebody sees piercings and gauges in somebody's face.
It's all about the social status quo. I don't give two shits how some people dress, but most people make assumptions based purely on the way you are dressed. If I run around town naked, that may be my right of self-expression, but the assumptions people make about my personality after seeing me running around town naked is completely deserved because I know the assumptions people would make about the outfit I chose.
Get off your fucking high horse and don't put words in my mouth. OP posted a few dozen words condemning a person openly talking about their orgasms. The only freak in this scenario is orgasm-girl. I have no idea who OP is and wouldn't dare call him or her a freak. The truly ironic thing is that I was condemning the girl in the OP's story for making an assumption on how he was dressed. I don't give two shits about how OP dressed - in fact, if you read my first post, the very first thing I said was a commendation to the OP for dressing how he or she wants. It's the rest of the world who is close-minded, and that actually pisses me off more than anything else. I'm just posting facts about how society works.
Comprehension skills, love. Get them or shut up.
#171 - On 06/25/2009 at 7:53pm by insomniacdude
sorry #171, I have a number of piercings, but I dress very respectfully and professionally. Just because one has piercings (facial or otherwise) and tattoos, doesn't mean that they automatically dress like a freak. In fact, most people would never suspect me of having any piercings if it weren't for the ones on my face. You're generalizing for assuming that just because someone is pierced, they dress "like a freak".
#224 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:28am by BitterButterfly
I am generalizing, but not the way that you say I am. I am not generalizing for assuming that anybody who has piercings dresses like a freak. That's because I don't assume that. Perhaps I was unclear the three times I've already stated that. I AM generalizing for assuming that people who see someone with piercings or tattoos will assume that that person is a freak. I am generalizing about the people who make generalizations about body-modders. That was the point of my original post: do and wear what you want, but society will treat you in a certain way for it.
When I said "...when you insist on dressing like a freak," that was perhaps a bit too short of me. That was intended to mean that the social perception is that you're dressed like a freak. I thought that, given the context of the argument I was making (and the condemnation of social ideals towards body-modders), that I could streamline my thought process down a bit to save everyone a bit of reading time. I guess I was wrong.
#272 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:28pm by insomniacdude
you dont wear "gauges" in your ears. there is no such thing as "gauges". you wear plugs/tunnels/eyelets etc. it always astounds me when modified people don't know what the hell they are talking about. you would think if you've stretched your own earlobes you would know the correct terminology and not make yourself look like a retard by saying "gauges". and that's right, you stretch your earlobes, you don't "gauge" them.
seriously, I can understand cleanskins using the wrong terminology but if you're actually modified you should know better.
#108 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:11pm by modifiedchick
omg THANK you. i can't fucking stand it when people say they're "gauging" their ears or they have "gauges" i'm like... GAUGE IS NOT AN ACTION WORD. IT IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT. WTFFFF
#135 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:16pm by Gillypants
Finally! I can't believe it took over 100 comments for someone to get it right. It's alright to say gauges when referring to the size, because it means size. but it in no way means plugs or stretching.
If you're pierced you should know what they're called, period.
#282 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:09pm by ilysespieces
TMI for sure, no matter how hot someone is. It's a store!
And holy shit, really, #108? Chill out, she probably just said gauges because otherwise most people wouldn't know what she was talking about!
If she was really worried about getting people to understand her, she would have said "stretched ears." That's probably the most common terminology for it.
Saying she "has gauges" just means lack of knowing body modification terminology.
my ears are an inch and my septum is a 2. i get stuff like that all the time. atleast she didnt show you, happens sometimes.
#118 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:50pm by pjbaker1984
I have multiple piercings as well, including gauged ears, and when people ask me what I have I list them off. I don't tell random strangers what piercings I have if they don't ask. People are always surprised when I don't list anything below the belt.
#120 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:02pm by sickinlove13
First of all, you really meant to say plugs, not gauges. "Gauge" is referring to the size, not the object that stretches your lobe. That's like getting a shirt and saying, "I'm currently wearing an article of clothing called a medium." Doesn't explain anything. In other news... who bloody cares? You chose to get body mods, welcome to the lifestyle of having strangers approach you with info like that.
#121 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:09pm by meadowlark
The girl probably figured that since the OP was a woman who is also pierced it was okay to confide in her. It is wildly inappropriate for work but she was excited about her piercing.
OP you wouldn't have been told that if you hadn't gotten modifications done yourself. That doesn't mean you deserve it but I think you're a bit naive if you didn't expect to talk about other people's piercings. And the very heavy thing was kind of inappropriate. I think that hearing about anyone's downstairs piercing is gross and you just annoyed and distracted people by including that physical description.
#125 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:29pm by anonymous1116
I'm sorry but that is too much info no matter who you are, regardless of size, so mentioning her size was pointless.
#115 you're saying if she had said "i have stretched earlobes" nobody would have known what that meant? right....
#137 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:18pm by Gillypants
this would be rather disturbing, even if were a "hot skinny chick", I personally don’t want to hear about another woman's nether regions, tis gross, unless the OP was gay, then I guess she's kind of shallow in that way, but understandably grossed out...
#141 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:47pm by waxstigmata
isn't that why you get piercings, especially on your face? to share with everyone that you're into piercing? if you don't want to compare notes, keep them in your pants, like the fat chick (it's not like she shares with the nuns, just other freaks like her)
People get piercings on their face because they like those particular piercings, not to "show the world." I have a septum piercing because I like septum piercings. I don't have any below-the-belt piercings because I don't want a below-the belt piercing. See how it works?
Wow...what a bunch of DOUCHEBAGS.
So attractive to everyone is a boobless, assless, and anorexic bitch?
Anyways, I do agree that just saying that is nasty and unclassy. TMI
Yuck
No. Usually "attractive" is someone with big boobs, a big ass and a tiny waist, with a few varying differences in boob/ass size.
Just saying.
And you're a douchebag right back.
There's nothing wrong with skinny people.
#190 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:13am by bubblebeez
haha so many people automatically assumed the OP was man...apparently women get gauges too? O_O
OP: this is DISGUSTING...why did she think you want to hear about that just cause you have piercings too? x(
I wonder if she didn't have any friends to tell, but reeeeally wanted to tell someone. FYL for being the person she chose haha xP.
That's disgusting. Not the woman, but the piercing. When will people realize they look like douchebags with giant holes in their ears?
At any rate, the lady shouldn't have felt the need to comment about something that most people would consider to be personal information.
#156 - On 06/25/2009 at 5:32am by valuemeal2
what is disgusting is douche bags that are judgmental about other people's forms of self expression.
#179 - On 06/26/2009 at 7:06am by harlequintempest
Well ... that put a rather lovely image in my head.
#154 - On 06/25/2009 at 5:00am by AClockworkOrange
I'd bet dollars to pesos this happened at Trader Joe's. Am I right?
#155 - On 06/25/2009 at 5:02am by stringoffail
*crosses legs*
OW.
... piercings down there are a no-no... o_o
FYL.
(Then again, I've never gotten a piercing. Ever. Anywhere)
Honestly, it's not that bad... hurts for a hot second but then you're done.
#225 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:31am by BitterButterfly
oh ewww that is nasty, you could probably sue her for sexual harrassment, like someone before me joked about. go tell her manager! NEVER talk to strangers about your sex life or lack of one!
Yeah, complaining about fat people to the internet is probably a good way to get a backlash - you've seen the Comic Store Guy on the Simpsons, right? But, like others have said: when someone says something terrifying or disgusting like that, tell their manager.
ok, I gotta gripe... gauge is a noun referencing size, you have 1/2" plugs, not gauges.
at least the cashier didn't carry on about "ruining your life with those devil piercings." then again, that mental picture, waaaay TMI.
hearing people's gross piercing stories- not having orgasms behind the register where i work...just to clarify.
obviously big-bottom-girls who spend their day listening to the ch-ching of a cash reg.
moral of the story: you don't need piercings in confined spaces to be a cashier, children. save your innocence instead.
#194 - On 06/30/2009 at 4:51am by whatagoodgirl_
OMG... I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth! THATS NASTY! I would have been like "Girl! Why in the hell are you telling me this crap!"
And you, #15, are the kind of douche who picks on people with multiple piercings- and that's a worse kind of douche!!!
You're fault for having GAUGED EARS.
What are you going to do when you're 80 and you can fit a baseball in your earlobe?
#187 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:56am by Comicmischief
OP deserves to be verbally sexually assualted for having gauges in her ears?
#188 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:36am by mycreativename
Depending on the size they can stretch back. Just because one has their ears stretched, doesn't mean that they go to a huge size.
#226 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:34am by BitterButterfly
LOL @ Trying to be grammatically correct and STILL using the wrong "your".
FAIL.
#239 - On 10/10/2009 at 1:37pm by mastershinigami
too bad shes heavy, otherwise it wold be ~SEXY~ as hell!
Mmmm... i want some of that
#191 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:06am by lutzluv124
Eww Now That's Just Plain Wrong
I Would Have Likee Slaped The Shit Out of Her
#196 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:50pm by DatChickaa177353
OMG that's so good xD
Clit piercing must have hurt like a bitch though. lol
#198 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:34pm by SusannaxBanana
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
If I was the OP, it wouldn't matter if that cashier was super-hot or very ugly. It's disgusting on anyone. I don't like facial piercings, but they don't mean the person is bad. FYL
#199 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:32pm by epicfail13337
LOL, I wanna chill with this chick. She seems fun. XD.
#204 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:22pm by CAITx4OH1xCORE
whoaa u wear 1/2 gauges????? those are huge!! i want gauges.. my mommy would be scared tho lol
#205 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:30pm by moosey1234
Why do other people care if someone has piercings?! You say they deserve it for have a ring throught their nose! So when some moron comes up to you, I'll say YDI for being judgemental. People can do what ever they want tothemselves, you shouldn't care.
#212 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:54pm by MaximumRide
A Wal-Mart, if anything.
Okay, it was funny, until I read all of the comments.
I didn't realize we had so many god damn idiots on this site. It's not like they're not on the internet at all, but seriously?
A gauge is a measurement. Make sure you know that well.
When saying, "I wear size __ ___________s in my ears", you mean to say:
Example: "I wear size 8 tapers in my ears."
Or, "I wear 1/2" plugs in my ears."
I believe that the OP said "gauges" because otherwise the idiots on the internet wouldn't have understood.
I see she got flamed for incorrect terminology, but that only two others thought of it this way, excluding myself.
Personally, I would have laughed it off, but I never go anywhere so it wouldn't have happened to me.
I have no life, I admit it, so don't say anything to me and I won't get pissed.
But what that woman did, attractive or not, working or not, was unethical.
And since she was working, you could have gotten her fired for inappropriate conduct.
Or whatever term you may use.
Get your facts straight, stop stereotyping, and use your damn heads.
You have them for a fucking reason, you know.
#217 - On 10/10/2009 at 6:23am by omnomnomomnom
#223 Yeah, Skinny Puppy is pretty godly :D
Though the chick in the illustration looks more punkish than rivethead.
#281 - On 10/12/2009 at 1:00pm by DivideByZero
LMFAO ! This is hilarious ! Omg I would totally hang out with the register . She seems wicked awesome ! xD
#230 - On 10/10/2009 at 11:34am by vampirishhSA
I have a VCH piercing but I never have orgasms behind the register at work. Sad. :(
#231 - On 10/10/2009 at 11:39am by fifteensmiles
Actually, it sounds like the cashier might've been messing with your head. Or maybe not. *shrugs* Who knows but the cashier herself...
Also, I know it may be your style, but having any visible piercings, not to mention multiple rings, studs, and/or plugs, can be a really foolish thing to do. If you're unlucky enough enough to get in a scuffle, get mugged, etc., it gives people a really easy thing to grab on to. I once knew a guy who had nipple piercings and a chain between the two. Some time afterward, he got into a bar brawl. Wanna know what happened? Well, it isn't exactly hard to guess, is it? That's besides the fact that they're actually against many company job policies anyway...
#236 - On 10/10/2009 at 12:24pm by blastvortex
Cereal: $2.99
Milk: $1.99
Bananas: $1.99
Getting told that your checkout clerk is having an orgasm at this very moment: Priceless.
#244 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:39pm by SushiCoster
oh hai, bi girl here. just saying that if she happened to be very heavy and still -attractive-, it might be kind of hot. but it's still toeing the line of vastly inappropriate given context.
along the same lines: comic doesn't work for me cause i think the cashier is way cuter than the other girl.
Something like that happened to me too, I have a lip piercing and the cashier made a comment of "what's a pretty girl like you doing with a trashy lip ring." Gauges are so sexy though.
#263 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:30pm by DiscoBallRenee
You should have been like "being sexy~`~`*~8 ;D"
.__.
#273 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:51pm by angelicaisaipom
The image doesn't seem to be working for a number of us. Could somebody host it on imageshack or some place so we can see it, please?
#265 - On 10/11/2009 at 4:55pm by paivarotti
ok, lets try this
http://i36.tinypic.com/2d94uwj.jpg
[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/2d94uwj.jpg[/IMG]
#266 - On 10/11/2009 at 5:10pm by paivarotti
triple posting FTL, chrome seems to have trouble opening this thing. Gotta use firefox, i guess.
#267 - On 10/11/2009 at 5:14pm by paivarotti
lol cleanskins vs modifiers. This is retarded. lol
Who cares if people call them gauges OR plugs(and w/e else there is).
It's like complaining over Canadians saying "pop" and Americans saying "soda".
If you're an 'expert' on piercings stfu.
If you're an 'amatuer' stfu.
It's just a name. If you're pet peeve is people using the wrong terminology you seriously need to get out and live a little.
Actually, because I love technicalities, Midwestern Americans say 'pop', and everyone else but Texans say 'soda'. Except the random few who use the entirety of 'soda pop'.
And Texans call it 'coke'. Everything. Except Dr. Pepper according to my Texan friend. Dr. Pepper gets its own name.
Yeah, I look into too many things. :B
#276 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:57am by LeverPuller
I'm from the Midwest and we call it soda here, nobody in my area calls it pop!
And for those that have piercings getting the right terms for things right is important to some of us, some don't care, some do, it's not about it being a pet peeve, it's just about using the right terms.
No, it's not like pop vs soda.
If I were to say "I have gauged ears" that would literally mean "I have size ears", it makes no sense. Gauge means the size you're wearing. Like my earrings are 18G, or my plugs are 2G.
#283 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:15pm by ilysespieces
#276, you must not love technicalities that much, or must base them on JUST the few people you know, because my mother is from the north, born and bred, and says 'pop.' I was born in the north and raised in the south and I say 'pop.' My grandmother, who was born and bred in the north, calls it coke. So it just depends on the people themselves.
#287 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:59pm by PoeticPixie
i'm from texas, and gee thanks, but not everyone refers to soda as "coke". so get your head out of your ass. kthnxbi. (:
i'm from Georgia and we call EVERYTHING coke.
even Dr. Pepper.
you haven't researched enough.
#312 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:44am by ZombieGore
This illustration is really cool, actually, but was anyone else constantly distracted by Skinny Puppy Shirt's nose?
No, lots of people have been having trouble, its been all over the comments.
Btw, why did your comment post twice?
#291 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:00pm by prettyboy82
Oh okay, I guess I'm glad it's not just me!
And it didn't show up, so I wrote it again, then I saw it there twice!
At least the illustration was accurate with their choice of a Skinny Puppy t-shirt.
#305 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:54pm by giganticbrain
Wow.....I looked up what a "clitoris" is and, in my own words, it said "The part on a guys woo-hoo from which they e-jizz-ulate." My own words. Still, the concept is icky. >p
Sorry man but your "clit" you're talking about is a mans Uethra. Try wiki next time huh?
#310 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:37pm by larri_rools
regardless of size, shape, weight, or looks, i think that clitoral piercings are kind of gross.
but just because someone has one i won't assume they are gross.
that is just my opinion.
and just because someone calls them gauges doesn't make them ignorant.
many people say that, myself included since my ears are "stretched".
even the manufacturers and the places you buy the plugs and such call them that.
don't get so aggravated at the "improper" use of the word.
#313 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:53am by ZombieGore
Wait... Is that cashier the same chick in the FML about the guy who had a tongue piercing and a girlfriend with a hood piercing and they got stuck together when he went down on her? I'm somewhat convinced that it is her...
#317 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:41pm by IchHasstKaterina
Hey douchebag, you don't "gauge" your ears. You stretch them. Nor do you WEAR gauges. Please take out your plugs, you're giving the rest of us a bad name.
#320 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:43pm by hollychaotic
Ugh ew ew..I've actually met a cashier just like this D: I was in walmart and checking out my stuff, and the cashier was talking about wearing a shoelace for a hairband and when I gave her an oddlook she showed it to me. It was like a pretty ribbon so it was actually not that odd. She then went on about how she liked doing unconventional things, and went into detail about her clit piercing.
I felt sick to my stomach.
#322 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:04am by ChapperIce
