This illustration looks so 80's..

its sick as fuck though.

Heh, the image doesn't even show up for me.

me neither
*snap**snap* get it together FML

What's wrong with that?

Illustration:
http://jessathegreat.deviantart.com/art/FML-135613640

Rofl, awesome. :D Thanks.

If the cashier hadn't been overweight it'd be hot instead of TMI, yeah? Fatphobia FTL

no it still would have been disgusting.. how is that hot? especially since the poster is a woman. Just saying

Yes. It would be very hot. You must be very fat to say that.

The OP was describing a situation that disgusted her. OP mentioned weight: "very heavy." OP -didn't- mention age, race, etc.

Care to speculate why?

Well, yeah. Thinking about a random fat person's jibbly bits is disgusting. I'm sorry if I offend you, but really, would YOU be aroused if some fat chick started telling you about her intimate piercings?

not to sound shallow, but yeah, obviously. if i put rosie o'donnell next to gisele bundgen who would you think is better looking?

don't be the pc police, nobody likes it.

that is just gross, FYL big time

Ugh, not fat wank. Shut up.

Yeah... Still gross.

Honestly, I would be disgusted if ANY woman just randomly tells me she has orgasms just because I had some facial percings.

Um...fail, 148. Fail.

Why yes, I would- thanks for asking- by the way, do YOU have any piercings??

Correction. It would be hot for a GUY. If OP is a straight woman, and I'm guessing she is (duh), then it bothers her.

# 37, I'm pretty sure women are the only ones with clitoris'. Are you fucking retarded?

Damn, I meant #73.

When did #73 ever say anything about gender? I only saw age and race mentioned.

HEY GUYS I ARGUE ON TEH INTERWEBZ I IZ KEWL NAO?!?!?! YESNO?!?!?!?!?! Shut the fuck up, seriously.

You're very cool, yes.


Also by the way, I had to use FF to see the picture :c
And, I wouldn't find it hot if someone told me this kind of shit out of the blue, no matter who they are or what they looked like. That's... slightly creepy. Not disgusting, but certainly not something that would make me think "DAMN THAT'S FINE ASS SHIT YO"
TMI is a good way to label this. Not horrible, but certainly uncomfortable.

rosie o'donnell by a long shot.

"yeah i would have been like so totally like 'TMI' because i'm so cool."

There's a difference with cute chicks. Call me shallow, but yeah. Lol

You SOOOO did not just call me ugly.
lol that is fuckeddd up.

He clearly just called you cute. I concur, but I won't call you smart.
By the way, I have my penis pierced, but it doesn't give me orgasms unless somebody helps.

Well I'm not stupid.. I graduated high school and started college at 16.

Uh, so do most people. I've just finished high school and I am going to college next year (I'm 16 too) then to University...so yeah, you're not that smart...

I'm pretty sure that like 99% of the population graduates when they're 18.. Duhh.

There are other countries in the world, honey.

Owned

you know... bragging about your brain doesn't make you sound that smart... just pretty shallow and self-absorbed. Lots of people are smart but you don't hear them going on and on about it.

In the U.S. College and University are the same thing. Most people stay in highschool until they're 18, though to graduate at 16 really isn't that hard. =/. Credits are ridiculously easy to accumulate, and depending on the time of year you were born its really not that special if you graduate that young.

But hey, the reply feature isn't really for debating stupid comments, now is it? *shames self*

OP- Thats quite the story to tell! I'd be freaked out if anyone told me the state of their clitoris, pierced or not. I especially don't want to know if you're climaxing while working. TMI. I can't say FML, because you got one hell of a funny story to tell people, so no vote either way here.

ROFL, good one!

i agree, no one wants to see that

I do think gauges are pretty weird and unattractive, but seriously, no one deserves to hear about a gross person's private piercings and self-made orgasms.

35-Sensitive much?

JACKHAMMER!!!!!!
Lol XD

ROFLLLL ! (y)

Hawt!!!!! Jackhammer her!!!!!

This is a myth, actually, assuming the cashier really got her clitoral HOOD pierced, not her clitoris, and that her piercer wasn't a total idiot. After a few years, her clit may get used to the piercing so it will be less sensitive, but taking the jewelry out will solve that.

#15 kukopia, just because someone has multiple piercings, does not make them a douche, you're ignorant. go die.


also, if that woman had her actual clitoris pierced, she wouldn't be having random orgasms. she'd have lost all sensation. she's an idiot for not knowing the difference between a clitoris and a clitoral hood.

Actually that is completely incorrect, in some cases clitoral piercings kill all sensation, but in other cases they can cause the woman to have an orgasm at the slightest movement down there. It all dempends on the person and the placement of their nerve endings. Before insulting other peoples' intellegence, try to actually know what you're talking about.

#15 kukopia - reply: takes one to know one... you are just jealous that you aren't cool enough to have any yourself

#18 missterii - reply: you tell him!

"you're ignorant. go die." HA! I love you #96 Gillypants. But not quite as much as I like to say the word Gillypants. "Why hello, have you failed to notice my fashionable Gillypants today?!?!"

#145 Gingerly - reply: Before berating someone else for insulting someone's intelligence, it is good to not retort with spelling mistakes. This is especially important, when most websites and browsers have built in spell check, underlining the aforementioned misspellings in red. Right click, choose correct spelling, left click, done. See it, use it, love it.

@180: You suck for assuming the guy's using that gay-ass Fail Fux.

When you have to pick at someone for their spelling, you know you lost the argument.

i totally agree! lol

Ok, so, she was going to leave the products she had already rung in to avoid a possible nasty conversation? Then what? Go back into the store and shop again?

Or, hey, lets say you were playing basketball or whatever. Some gay guy comes up and says how he met his boyfriend playing basketball, and goes into intimate detail over what they do together. Do you deserve it for playing basketball?

Tits off, the op's life is fucked.

OP was a woman, ignoramus!

you do realize the poster is a woman right?

Thats why jmido asked if she was gay.

they are just close-minded/afraid of whats diffrent (Although peircing has beomce so mainsteam i dont understand the aversion to it)

basically, douchebags :)

jealousy

I guess some people don't find a face that looks like a tacklebox to be very attractive.

I was wondering that too.

because its descriptive and gives us more info about the FML, unlike the FMLs that are not specific enough, and are wack.

because that makes it more gross.. not trying to be mean, but that was kinda obvious.

so stupid people dont say "was she hot?? you should have done her!"

Because if she was skinny and attractive it would be sort of sexy and not an FML. The fact she's a fatty makes it nasty.

Well, looks at it this way - would that piercing between toned thighs be as gross as a genital piercing between fat thighs that create a sweaty environment....?

That's a TMI explanation for you. But seriously, we don't need fat wank.

the op was a girl. so unless the "heavy cashier" was a lesbian, i dont think she was hitting on the op.

I so agree...

you can't hide ugliness with piercings...makeup, yes. piercings are accessories they do not cover up anything at all. personally, i don't have a problem with piercings...i don't think a huge amount of them are attractive (nor are huge gauges) but it's really mainstream now.

FYL to the OP. you didn't deserve that just for having piercings.

lol it really does

That's exactly what I was thinking.

OP = woman. Read.

I love your comments on this site, as though all heterosexuals are homophobes.

I never said that. I'm just replying to those comments in particular. I'm not generalizing at all.

No, not at all..

Agreed. Because it was from an employee of an establishment, to a customer, regardless of how sexy she was or was not, it was unprofessional and inappropriate.

I've never heard of that happening. It's probably not an actual "clit" piercing, which is incredibly rare as few piercers will do it, it's dangerous, and extremely painful. Likely it's a clitoral hood piercing, which is actually one of the simplest piercings you can do, and heals quickly since you're just piercing a thin membrane of tissue. There's virtually no scarring at all, not even a visible mark left behind when/if it's taken out.

But anything in your underwear should be kept private while you're in public, particularly when you're working.

That's a TOTAL myth. I've had my clitoral hood piercing for going on a year now. Yeah, it was SUPER sensitive while it was new and still healing. Now I forget it's there sometimes. But it's given me MORE feeling rather than 'losing sensation.'

It's a stupid myth.

What about... knee piercings? : D

LOL.

it's gauges.

This is hilarious.

smack yourself in the face.

(In a very black girl voice) why don't you smack yourself *does the snap snap thing and walks away

that's right I went all snap snap y'all

You probably don't tip your waitresses when they deign to attempt to talk to you, either.

um. I work at Target and we were TOLD to talk to the customers. it's people like you that make us get bad reviews; and cashiers are people too...having a conversation with the customers breaks up the monotony and the occasional bad customer (like you) who probably doesn't like anything we do.

Aww, yea, i get what u mean. I don't actually work anywhere, but i totally freak out when i have go to the cashier because i get really nervous around people i haven't met before, and i think it's really nice when the cashier smiles or starts a conversation to loosen up the tension a bit, so good on you! =]

you are a useless waste of space. Being fat doesn't make you less competent. being ignorant, however, does make you less competent.

#70: Wow....you must be REALLY fat. FYL.

#70: You're a fucking idiot. Go jump off a bridge. Seriously.

#70 WOW i can't believe such primitive people still exist. i bet you have an eclipse and weave in and out of traffic to prove how awesome you are, too. die in a fire. cunt.

Wow, you just easily trolled 4 people with an obviously sarcastic comment.

FML needs more people with a sense of humor and internet savviness.

sarcastic or not, that verbal diarrhea was extremely offensive... 'he' probably also thinks woman should speak when spoken to, stay home with the babies, and have dinner ready on the table
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I'll go ahead and throw it out their that not all fat people are actually fat. Me for example. I'm 280 pounds but I still meet the requirements to join the army because i'm under 26% body fat. So next time you feel the need to call somebody fat you self-absorbed lil' shit. Don't talk that shit on the internet look up to one of us (if you can look away from slicing your inner thigh) and say it to our fucking face. Have a glorious day.

Women's little penis. Oh yeah, now you'll never look at it the same :-DDD

YDI for being on here when you're 12.

Get off of this website...haha.

wth are you doing looking up any under the sex catagory in the first place?

I'm 12 too. Just cause your 12 doesn't mean you have to be totally ignorant.

Please, tell me you're joking. Please?

An orgasm it's a kind of lettuce. That woman has some behind the counter because she loves them in her salads and she eats at work.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
don't taunt #85

I will taunt 85 all I want for expecting other people to do his google searches. Willful ignorance should never be tolerated.

No. 85, go do a fucking google search for this shit. Or better yet, ask your parents or guardians. And once they're done explaining, demand to know why it's taken them 16 years to tell you this shit.

I'm sure he was kidding. He can't be so dense that he can't find out the answer even if he really doesn't know.

Erm, I guess for a 10 year old, hooking up means making out.

But for people over 18, hooking up means sexually.

It's a stupid term either way.

agreed. in auz we consider it making out. uk/us it's far, far more. apparantly. we need a universal truth.

i dunno, i think it was necessary - it just makes it that much worse to imagine :|

having piercings doesn't make someone a "freak". I feel sorry for you that you are so close-minded and judgemental, you must have a very sad existence

...ehm.

Facial piercings usually means "different" and "wild" and usually "freaky" ... just saying. It does not mean "nothing strange will EVER happen around ME!" ... so yeah.

Edit: Also, "don't be surprised when the life you dress for isn't what you expected" doesn't apply if you dress for the way you want to live. Because then, it's just a "what the HELL?" type of situation. Just saying. Word it better next time lol.

No. 110: No, it doesn't make someone a freak, and I dare you to find anywhere in my comment where I did call the OP a freak. I did say that the OP dresses like one, and that is what the rest of the world assumes when somebody sees piercings and gauges in somebody's face.

It's all about the social status quo. I don't give two shits how some people dress, but most people make assumptions based purely on the way you are dressed. If I run around town naked, that may be my right of self-expression, but the assumptions people make about my personality after seeing me running around town naked is completely deserved because I know the assumptions people would make about the outfit I chose.

Get off your fucking high horse and don't put words in my mouth. OP posted a few dozen words condemning a person openly talking about their orgasms. The only freak in this scenario is orgasm-girl. I have no idea who OP is and wouldn't dare call him or her a freak. The truly ironic thing is that I was condemning the girl in the OP's story for making an assumption on how he was dressed. I don't give two shits about how OP dressed - in fact, if you read my first post, the very first thing I said was a commendation to the OP for dressing how he or she wants. It's the rest of the world who is close-minded, and that actually pisses me off more than anything else. I'm just posting facts about how society works.

Comprehension skills, love. Get them or shut up.

sorry #171, I have a number of piercings, but I dress very respectfully and professionally. Just because one has piercings (facial or otherwise) and tattoos, doesn't mean that they automatically dress like a freak. In fact, most people would never suspect me of having any piercings if it weren't for the ones on my face. You're generalizing for assuming that just because someone is pierced, they dress "like a freak".

I am generalizing, but not the way that you say I am. I am not generalizing for assuming that anybody who has piercings dresses like a freak. That's because I don't assume that. Perhaps I was unclear the three times I've already stated that. I AM generalizing for assuming that people who see someone with piercings or tattoos will assume that that person is a freak. I am generalizing about the people who make generalizations about body-modders. That was the point of my original post: do and wear what you want, but society will treat you in a certain way for it.

When I said "...when you insist on dressing like a freak," that was perhaps a bit too short of me. That was intended to mean that the social perception is that you're dressed like a freak. I thought that, given the context of the argument I was making (and the condemnation of social ideals towards body-modders), that I could streamline my thought process down a bit to save everyone a bit of reading time. I guess I was wrong.

omg THANK you. i can't fucking stand it when people say they're "gauging" their ears or they have "gauges" i'm like... GAUGE IS NOT AN ACTION WORD. IT IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT. WTFFFF

exactly what i was going to say, thank you!

Finally! I can't believe it took over 100 comments for someone to get it right. It's alright to say gauges when referring to the size, because it means size. but it in no way means plugs or stretching.
If you're pierced you should know what they're called, period.

too much information = )

If she was really worried about getting people to understand her, she would have said "stretched ears." That's probably the most common terminology for it.

Saying she "has gauges" just means lack of knowing body modification terminology.

Hehe, yes, she was excited about her piercing.

People get piercings on their face because they like those particular piercings, not to "show the world." I have a septum piercing because I like septum piercings. I don't have any below-the-belt piercings because I don't want a below-the belt piercing. See how it works?

No. Usually "attractive" is someone with big boobs, a big ass and a tiny waist, with a few varying differences in boob/ass size.

Just saying.

And you're a douchebag right back.

There's nothing wrong with skinny people.

That's disgusting. Not the woman, but the piercing. When will people realize they look like douchebags with giant holes in their ears?

At any rate, the lady shouldn't have felt the need to comment about something that most people would consider to be personal information.

what is disgusting is douche bags that are judgmental about other people's forms of self expression.

Honestly, it's not that bad... hurts for a hot second but then you're done.

obviously big-bottom-girls who spend their day listening to the ch-ching of a cash reg.

moral of the story: you don't need piercings in confined spaces to be a cashier, children. save your innocence instead.

OP deserves to be verbally sexually assualted for having gauges in her ears?

Depending on the size they can stretch back. Just because one has their ears stretched, doesn't mean that they go to a huge size.

LOL @ Trying to be grammatically correct and STILL using the wrong "your".
FAIL.

#223 Yeah, Skinny Puppy is pretty godly :D
Though the chick in the illustration looks more punkish than rivethead.

Same here. :(

Ditto O.o

same here, WTF :(

Just gunna say that /cry I wanna see it! lol

2.99 for cereal? 1.99 for milk?

No way!

You should have been like "being sexy~`~`*~8 ;D"
.__.

Actually, because I love technicalities, Midwestern Americans say 'pop', and everyone else but Texans say 'soda'. Except the random few who use the entirety of 'soda pop'.
And Texans call it 'coke'. Everything. Except Dr. Pepper according to my Texan friend. Dr. Pepper gets its own name.

Yeah, I look into too many things. :B

I'm from the Midwest and we call it soda here, nobody in my area calls it pop!

And for those that have piercings getting the right terms for things right is important to some of us, some don't care, some do, it's not about it being a pet peeve, it's just about using the right terms.

No, it's not like pop vs soda.
If I were to say "I have gauged ears" that would literally mean "I have size ears", it makes no sense. Gauge means the size you're wearing. Like my earrings are 18G, or my plugs are 2G.

#276, you must not love technicalities that much, or must base them on JUST the few people you know, because my mother is from the north, born and bred, and says 'pop.' I was born in the north and raised in the south and I say 'pop.' My grandmother, who was born and bred in the north, calls it coke. So it just depends on the people themselves.

i'm from texas, and gee thanks, but not everyone refers to soda as "coke". so get your head out of your ass. kthnxbi. (:

I'm from PA and I say pop :)

i'm from Georgia and we call EVERYTHING coke.
even Dr. Pepper.
you haven't researched enough.

Oh okay, I guess I'm glad it's not just me!
And it didn't show up, so I wrote it again, then I saw it there twice!

That's not what a clitoris is....

Sorry man but your "clit" you're talking about is a mans Uethra. Try wiki next time huh?