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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015