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Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52941) - you deserved it (3422)

On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States

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Ouch!
I modded this one ;)
You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D

#1 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:05am by CassT

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You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you.

#7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment.

Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal

#11 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:24am by cpatrick820

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