Today, was my boyfriends birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42926) - you totally deserved it (16945)
On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)
Personally, I think he's trying to tell her something.
Double-ouch.
#49 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:19am by onigiriqueen
lol well it makes me smile to know that some women are willing to do this for their guy. But im sorry that he slammed the controller on your head... maybe he likes it rough... you should try bitting him : D
#144 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:39pm by TheLittlestNinja
"Today it was my birthday and I felt pretty confident, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a blowjob while I played my favorite game. She agreed to do it and it was awesome up to the point where I got killed, and out of habit, I slammed my controller down... on her head... FML."
"Today I was being played by my owner while this woman gave him a blowjob. Next thing I know BOOM HEADSHOT and I'm being slammed down upon the poor girl's head. FML."
#163 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm by Diagon_Blix
Can people who suck at reversals please just stop...? It takes a little more wit than just retyping the FML with the roles reversed to make it actually funny. -.-
#183 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:11pm by TuxedoBento
well if you were any good he would've turned off the game when you started.
#218 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:47pm by uLtra_attitude
CoD waw is the worst piece of shit that treyarch has ever made. They even took the engine from cod 4 and still screwed it up
cod4 has better online than waw i personally think..... and that sucks for your head, at least he didnt stand up and throw it at the controller at the ground , that would have hurt more.....lmao hope ur head gets better lol
#220 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:06am by crazyghost7
a game doesnt stop being good just because a new version comes out....
#224 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:37am by taureau139
Ohhh i did the same thing for my then boyfriend. haha the sad thing is im more of a video gamer than he is !! haha :P
PS3 is the best
COD is the best
:D
Agreed, why else would they decide to make another MW.
#245 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:04pm by censorshipoff
i play cod4 a lot but really y wuld u be focusing on that if ur getting a bj at the moment?
#285 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:42pm by kcmcg09
Wow Wow, dont call me a dbag for wanting to be first but I have to ask. I think I was playing this same guy when I was online the other day. Was he wearing a microphone?
seriously, the first one was the best. c'mon, i'm a GIRL saying this!!!
((oh, and my boyfriend read this, now he's just waiting for his mom to leave...))
#299 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:03am by mini_cupcake
and for all those guys reading this:
DON'T GRAB A GIRL'S HEAD AND SHOVE IT AROUND WHEN SHE'S GOING DOWN ON YOU!!
((unless she says she likes it =D))
cause it's a great way to get yourself bit.
and she will never do it again.
((pushing her head against a brick wall hurts too =,( ))
#304 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am by mini_cupcake
Maybe in your opinion but the way these people speak, Your outnumbered
#313 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:11am by KSI_iTz_FaNgEd
Today, i was a couch being sat on by some douchebag getting blown while playing some retarded videogame. I couldn't really pay attention to what was going on because he had a BAD case of the farts.
just because you guys spend too much time on this site and have probably read every fml comment there is it doesn't make it unfunny it just means you have no lives
relax, and learn to take a joke
#337 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:59pm by lol_urlife_sucks
thats like saying im gonna pull over just cuz im gonna blow in her mouth. aint happening chief.
#349 - On 02/02/2010 at 5:04pm by evilspongebob
why would you give a bj during that? as a guy that is ridiculous
#3 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:08am by thisissilly123
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As a guy, that is awesome. When I grow up, I want to be him.
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Yea #3 you're fucking retarded, that shit is awesome!
#100 - On 06/21/2009 at 12:10pm by FBIWarning
yeah dude, the fuck is wrong with you? BJ while playing vid games is probably the awesomest birthday present ever
#258 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:49am by ConSeannery
unfortunately for them it's a mix of there 2 favorite things, my boy has asked me to do the same a few times lol
#269 - On 06/23/2009 at 1:46pm by 20seniorparty09
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
#4 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:08am by mclayton37
Lolz that episode of seinfeld was awesome XD
but seriously, your bf is crap, you should have bit him
#81 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:02am by mylittlecrow
i agree, shoulda bit him. hard! when that controller hit your head.
#277 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:31am by iareamused
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Why would you subject yourself to such a boyfriend? Is it because you're ugly?
#6 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:10am by MajorLeeScrewed
What do you mean by such a boyfriend? Like, he's bad because he wanted a blowie whilst playing video games? Or that he slammed the controller on her head? It's probably not his fault, I do that out of habit sometimes, as well. He got what was coming to him, though, when she bit down on his junk when she got hit, I'm sure.
#338 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:36pm by Malnutrition
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Agreed, the mouth should be used for kissing and and not for bj's.
omg you guy stop being cunts, im sure you would be freaking estatic if a guy went down on you, if you never had it done before that sucks for you. plus games+oral = best gf everrrr
#286 - On 06/25/2009 at 12:53am by KittenOnAcid
ew and ugh, jeez what an ass, you don't need a bf like that...
#8 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:12am by gcristina17
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ok, here goes rant: one-sided pleasure is not ok! not on birthdays, not on any occasion. I'd *never* ask for favours I would not return the same day, and s*x as some currency/blackmail etc. is again wrong. Don't get me started on doing stuff during video games. Where is class in this world left, where?!
@102 - So is turning all of your relationships into a theoretical inventory sheet of favors done and received going well for you? It's one thing if the balance of who's giving and who's receiving is constantly off, but really? You keep track that closely? Damn. If the relationship is good it evens out without that much thought and attention, and if you're that focused on who's getting what out of everything, maybe you should reconsider your motives.
BJs beat sex any fucking day of the fucking week. Fuck.
#164 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:59pm by satanicminnow1
How about both of you just do oral sex sometimes so it basically evens out? Also, sex is not a bad word, you don't have to censor it.
You either are bad at giving head, or your boyfriends got issues. Who the hell would be worried about a game, during that?!
I don't know whats more sad, the fact that he was more into the game rather than the b.j. or the fact you actually agreed to give him a b.j while he was playing a game!
#18 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:42am by SweetestSin
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That's why you don't date a console player, there's nothing good about em.
What the hell man? I'm a console player and I would never ask my girlfriend for a blowjob while playing a video game, I mean talk about concentration problems, who can focus on a game while getting a BJ?
Yeah that's untrue. Just don't do anything while they are playing video games. Get them away from the Console or that will happen.
And Crap I lost the game
#30 - On 06/21/2009 at 7:37am by Artifact25
Agreed. Console games are easier anyways, it is slower, most people camp, and on consoles it helps you aim whether you realize it or not. Not to mention how even a 10 year can master a console game. PC gamers would never slam their mouse/keyboard, and even so they have a desk so it wouldn't hit the girl in the head.
Hey don't blame me this thread emphasizes the word "Game" a lot. It's hard to not lose when the word "Game" is all around.
#194 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:04pm by Artifact25
She must not have been a good blow if he could concentrate.
#202 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:27pm by tinyrainclouds
Oh my god...
Your boyfriend, is, officially, the greatest person ever.
Well, it coulda been better if he was playing Killzone 2 but that's a different matter.
Tell him I said hi!
#22 - On 06/21/2009 at 7:11am by UseTheFrags
Your lucky he wasn't playing Perfect Dark or that game with the ghosts and the camera. It's terrifying, he'd probably kill you in shock.
Ahahahaha headshot !
Funniest thing ever.
OP: FYL because you're a mint girlfriend. I'd never do that to a guy because, well, he should pay attention to me, not to COD.
Hahahah!
That's effing hilarious.
And OP: Why?
That's just not smart things.
#131 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:06pm by smashyy
What a jerk.... you're supposed to play Call of Duty 4 on the PC.
:P
#27 - On 06/21/2009 at 7:30am by mementomori
why would you even do that when he is playing a game :s He should pay attention to you, not to a game!!!
#28 - On 06/21/2009 at 7:32am by mylifesucksoften
You really deserved it if you think slamming controller is "typical gamer fashion". Moron. It's more like typical idiot fashion.
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This guy nauseates me. FMLs like this are exactly why I refuse to give a blowjob. It's for nothing more than pleasure and that is just wrong. There should be respect and love and if they can't even tear their eyes away from a stupid game while you are showing them you care, it makes the guy the most disgusting pig I have ever heard of.
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aha next time my bf does something like that im gonna say exactly what u just said. BOYS suck. where are all the MENNN?
#41 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:33am by sackxattack
If you're using any form of birth control, then you're a hypocrite.
Sex is for pleasure. That's the fact, Jack. Why else would it feel GOOD?
And just like for #47, I feel bad for any guy you date.
#53 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:29am by onigiriqueen
I am not using any form of birth control. Guess I am not a hypocrite, then.
Sex is for pleasure and is an intimate expression of love for one another. Sucking a man's dick is a power trip on his end. if it meant anything to him other than pleasure, he'd be paying attention to his girlfriend rather than Call of Duty.
Oh, and there's no need to feel sorry for my boyfriend, because before I told him how I feel about BJs, he informed me that he'd never want me to do that to him because he would never disrespect me like that. He is COMPLETELY satisfied with me and loves me for who I am and has been for the year we have been together. He has no need to ask me to get on my knees and stick my face in his package in order to be happy with me.
Seriously? They don't HAVE to be about power. Yes, BJs are physically one sided in who gets pleasure, but many women who are willing to give them do so because they LOVE their BFs and WANT to do something pleasurable for them. It's only degrading or disrespectful if you feel forced into it. You don't have to enjoy doing them, but just admit it. Ugh, you're probably in high school. And you're not using any form of birth control? Are you stupid?
Gabrilee- So you don't ever get eaten out then? Cause then its a power trip for YOU. I hope you better not or your the biggest hippocrite there is. Or is that gross? Just wondering what DO you do then in your relationship of a year? Kiss? You obviously don't have sex, or at least I hope not since your not on the pill as you already said. He asked for that as a present, so she knew he wouldn't be giving all of his attention to her, the fml is that she got hit on the head, not that she gave him a bj, that's not even close to an fml. So I'm also assuming you don't do ANYTHING ELSE which is purely for pleasure. Cause you won't do bj's, probably not eating out (again or your the biggest hippocrite in the world), you've cut out EVERY SINGLE THING WHICH IS PURELY FOR PLEASURE? I doubt that hun.
And what the hell is with you people saying oh thats so gross, your being subservant. Thats why after you get him to go down on you....then it's not subservant or disrespecting to you. And it's every guy's secret fantasy to be doing his two of his favorite things at once- play video games and get a bj.
#67 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:05am by allstarplayer324
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Just because a woman isn't on the pill doesn't mean she can't have sex. Since when can't a man use a condom? There ARE other forms of contraception. With all the warnings they have about blood clots and strokes on birth control I don't know why so many women risk their health anyway. It can't be good to pump your body full of hormones that are known to cause breast and cervical cancer later in life, but that's besides the point.
What the fuck is "subservant"? That isn't even a word. The word you're looking for is subservient, "hun".
Hippocrate is not spelled how you think it is spelled.
Also- it's you're as in you are. Not your. Never mind, that's probably WAY too much to ask of you seeing as you can't even bother to get your basic vocabulary right. No wonder you’re such an expert on dick sucking. I can’t image you’ve been winning anybody over in the brains/personality department.
#113 - On 06/21/2009 at 12:41pm by paper_aer0plane
No, I am not in high school. To be honest, it seriously disappoints me that refusing a sexual act is now considered childish to some people. I don't take birth control because I don't have sex. I'm not stupid - I'm smart. And by the way, I know blow jobs don't have to be about power. But I have learned that until people are ready to get married, it is often one sided. When a man shows me he can love me for who I am and not what I do to him, that is exactly when things will change. Not because he asks me for it, but because he has shown me respect and love and trust. Suddenly a blow job will be intimate rather than a "present" during call of duty.
Allstar - No, I don't get eaten out. I have heard from too many people that they spent their whole relationship "sitting on a guy's face" and that lacks respect too. My boyfriend loves me and respects me and has shown me many times that he does. I know we have a relationship that's built around something other than lust and hormones. Next time you keep a guy around for a year with nothing more than a kiss and a good personality, you let me know.
My ex and i waited a long time before moving on to more sexual things. After a while though we did move on and we eased into things. I always showed her respect and loved her and every time she blew me i made sure to return the favor, not always by eating her out but by fingering and kissing and rubbing her. She'd climax a majority of the time and we were both satisfied. Yes her sucking on me was nothing more then pleasure but i always loved her and respected her for it. she was doing something for me, something special, something she didnt have to do. and even if she didnt i would still respond the same way. i loved her and we dated for nearly 2 years before deciding that we had drifted. Shes now in a happy relationship and im talking to someone that is gradually becoming more. the point of this is that we didnt treat this as a game, we didnt use it as a power trip. we loved each other and showed it. we both were happy and both knew we satisfied the other, thats it.
#124 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:45pm by misguidedvision
Wow, GabriLee. It sounds like someone ate a bowl of pretentious flakes this morning for breakfast. Seriously, the attitude that "Oh, I don't have sex, so I'm smarter/better/more pure than you," is incredibly lame and snooty. That stance offended the hell out of me even when I was still a virgin with no intent to change it. Same goes with the reverse. Being sexually active and being a virgin both have advantages and disadvantages. Lighten up on the people that didn't choose your way.
Blowjobs aren't demeaning or disgusting if the people involved are consenting and okay with it. Same goes with the reverse(deja vu!). It only becomes one sided if one of the two isn't okay with it or if the receiver refuses to return the favor(assuming the giver wants it, I mean, I didn't for a long while). And saying it's a power trip for the receiver... You don't think it can be a power trip for the giver as well? Like no one gets a certain satisfaction from knowing they're pleasing their partner and driving them crazy? There's pleasure to be had from giving and there's nothing wrong with that.
Last thing, just because oral has the potential for being a power trip/purely for pleasure act/a gift doesn't mean it can be any less of an act of love. It all depends how you go about it. Neither my partner or I approach intimacy of any kind without remembering that we love each other and want to express it physically. And you say my relationship is worth less than yours because I let sex drive become involved? What a load of bitch. Long post is long.
OP: You're awesome for doing that, but I wouldn't do it again until you get him to stop throwing temper tantrums whenever he doesn't do well in game. FYL.
#126 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:52pm by SomeonePosting
Oh, I'm so sorry; you must have mistaken this for a marxist-feminist bitter-at-men pajama-party . This is not the place. For the record, you are obviously compensating for penis envy in that you seek to completely control a penis, and the fear that you exhibit is probably the result of an overbearing father that made you felt threatened, which you again associated with the possession of a phallus and therefore power. Women like you cry 'rape' at every interval, when you really mean 'Help, I feel threatened by a phallus, just like I felt threatened by my father'.
#141 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:31pm by freudianego
I am glad that that works for you and its entirely possible that he is as innocent as you. Depends on how old you are too. But just saying he is going to want more at some point, including a bj. And I'm not saying always do that kind of stuff, but like other people have said yes its for pleasure but its also showing your love when you are so selfless that you are willing to do something which doesn't necessarily do anything for you but does a lot for the other person. I don't think I would be happy myself with just kissing for an entire year, but I've also never wanted to only kiss someone I'm in a serious relationship. I'm glad you have him but watch out for him cheating. If he can't get anything else, not even a feel he may try to go somewhere else. I'm not trying to diss your bf or anything. I'm just trying to remind you not to be naive and be played. Just watch out for that cause props to you for not doing anything, but if he hasn't expressed interest in doing anything else in a year I might worry... I really do wish you well. I just know how it's like to have your heart broken and be cheated on because you weren't willing to give them what they wanted sexually.
#151 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:12pm by allstarplayer324
paper_aer0plane. I didnt no I had to use proper grammer and speling on fml.com...whhen did grammer popo show up? hahahahahahaha.
What did you think of that post? Sorry, too tempting to annoy the grammar freaks of the world, had to respond :)
#158 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:29pm by allstarplayer324
ur stupid...the only reason u have this view is cuz nobody will slepp with ur nasty ass....get a life
#160 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:35pm by souljahboysgay
just wondering, has he ever gone down on you?
Because THAT would be the female version of a blow job
therefore a power trip
and you would be a hyporcrit if you didn't reciprocate.
#166 - On 06/21/2009 at 4:14pm by nicefriend
Misguided- your relationship would be exactly the kind that I completely approve of. People keep forgetting that the FML I was originally bashing was a guy who paid more attention to his video game than his girlfriend who was trying to show him she would do something special for him on his birthday.
Someone- You seemed to miss the part where I said it's not always bad? No self-respecting girl would be completely fine with giving a guy a blowjob while he's playing call of duty. That's not an act of love, on the guy's part at least. And where exactly did I say your relationship was worth less than mine because of your sex drive? I don't recall saying that. What I did say was in response to the people who were commenting on what we could do in a relationship for over a year without sex.I bet there are plenty of relationships better than mine that do everything I don't. I would bet everything I owned on it.
Freudianego made me laugh. You're right. I want a dick.
Allstar- After a year, of course it's not all we've wanted to do. It's all we've chosen to do. I have faith in him, and if he cheated on me, he wouldn't be the first. I'm not saying no forever, just no for now.
And Souljahboy... pleny uf ppl wood slepp with my 'nasty ass', starting with my boyfriend if I let him.
yea sure pretend u have a boyfrend on the net
stop writing essays nobody cares about ur opinion
#177 - On 06/21/2009 at 5:07pm by souljahboysgay
As long is there is respect in a relationship it doesn't matter what sexual acts that couple does. If two people are comfortable together, sex and oral sex can be a great way to express intimacy and attraction and also receive pleasure without dealing with pregnancy. Sometimes its one-sided, but that happens in married relationships too. It's irrelevant. Choosing to abstain is fine, but that doesn't give you the right to make judgments about other people's personal choices. I don't think people should talk shit about what they don't know about.
"I know we have a relationship that's built around something other than lust and hormones. Next time you keep a guy around for a year with nothing more than a kiss and a good personality, you let me know."
^That. It translates to "Relationships involving lust and hormones [before a year] aren't as good/meaningful." If that's not what you wanted heard, say what you mean the first time.
Also, what a "self respecting girl" would do is subjective. I personally see nothing wrong with pleasuring someone while they're playing COD or whatever else. That's not demeaning unless the giver doesn't want to do it. Letting someone fulfill their fantasy is fine within the limits both parties are comfortable with. And besides, I'd bet after that happened, the favor would be well returned.
Again, say what you mean. If you want others to know you're okay with their choices, don't open with "That guy is a disgusting pig," and only say you're okay with it after everyone disagrees.
#214 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:34pm by SomeonePosting
Um WOAH. Hold on. That is completely incorrect on what you're saying about birth control. My mother had breast cancer and my grandmother died of cervical cancer, so I made sure to RESEARCH and ASK my doctor before going on it for my cramps.
It is COMPLETELY false that birth control causes cancer. It CAN create non-cancerous lumps in the breast, but that is just fat deposits from the hormones.
lolololololol i cant stop laughing at this FML.
and GabriLee, stfu.
#274 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:32pm by jardinteylor
Yeah, because pleasure is so so wrong. Live a little, it won't hurt
#318 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:41am by Baby_Baby_BABY
FYL. Haha. Your life was fu***ed before he hit you on the head. Your boyfriend is a complete idiot.
#36 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:14am by necrophrenic
I agree with #36, if your boyfriend requests a BJ for his birthday WHILE he's playing a video game, it's time to find a new boyfriend. Why are girls so obsessed with dating assholes?
uhm YDI for being so subservient... and no, it doesn't matter that it was his birthday. gross.
#39 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:20am by danielleFML
wow. INTO your head? he must have been really reeeeally pissed...
#40 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:27am by DynamiteDice
You're the thicko that agreed to it. Are you really that disrespectful of yourself? It just shows that your boyfriend doesn't appreciate the sexual pleasure you give to him as he's more interested in Call of Fucking Duty.
And if it was COD 5 then that's even fucking worse.
#43 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:47am by ChelseaChops
lmfao that made my day :]
and so did these comments!
#44 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:51am by xoxoprivatexoxo
Must've been a 360 player. That's typical 360 fashion.
#46 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:09am by TheLetterZero
You are a hell of a girlfriend to do something like that for him! I can only wonder why he died =P good work lol.
#47 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:10am by thebigslim
Gives new meaning to "Tango Down" LMAO!!
I love it..as a female gamer, I'm down for some good oral during the game! The only difference is I'm owning all the guys when I play and wouldn't have a reason to slam the controller down. Good for you for being a fun girlfriend! Tell your boy Happy Birthday for me!
I think I'll go play some COD4 now that I think of it.
#54 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:33am by gamerchick0711
Cool i got live too! Fallenshinobi23!! 12 yr old killer btw luv da comments here
#321 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:07pm by iTzAcrazyLifE
Really? What kind of dude asks for head while playing a game?
#63 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:50am by uhohmistakeo
here is a rule of thumb around gamers - keep your distance!!
Brother nearly broke my nose when he lost a game (he was meant to be showing me how great the game was)
I like all the people who are like "What kind of dumbass plays games while getting a BJ?" and "Who the hell gives a blowjob to their boyfriend while he plays video games?"
It was his BIRTHDAY, and that's a pretty godly birthday present.
I wouldn't give head to my boy while he was playing FF, birthday or not. People who don't have the self control not to do that to the people sucking them off should NOT be playing video games.
But it was a really really nice thing for you to do that.
#74 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:35am by GrapefruitZoe
Theres Nothing Wrong With Treating Your Boyfriend Once In A While. Ive Given My Boyfreind a Blow Job When Hes Played Xbox. That Doesnt Mean Hes Disrespecting Me. It Means Were Trying something New And Having Fun. Sex Is For Pleasure And Love. I Give Him Pleasure He Gives Me It Back Just As Good. ;]]
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#75 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:36am by BlondeBabeX
Man, that guys is lucky! I've always dreamed about that. Try getting him one of those gel-ish controllers for his birthday.
#76 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:38am by t3hmadhatter
Good for you for being nice to your boyfriend on his birthday!
Bad for him that he obviously wasn't enjoying it.
And to all the girls here who're complaining about her giving her boyfriend a bj, I feel sorry for your boyfriends.
Personally, serves you right. It's disgusting that you would even do that. And you must not of been very good if he forgot you were even there, and slammed the controller onto you.
#86 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:10am by SoJustFriends
slamming the controller down is not typical of normal gamers. It is typical of people who have anger issues. Your boyfriend has a problem that he needs to deal with before he hurts himself or someone he cares about. Oh wait. . .
Yeah hes kinda like me before i quit playing and got to playing again a year after i got calmer but my bad rep followed me
#322 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:12pm by iTzAcrazyLifE
whats his gamer tag? for sure i add him and praise him thru my microphone
#90 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:25am by frankthetank69
Okay, off topic but Fmylife is screwed up these numbers are confusing me! i liked it better when it was in order and I could follow it GAHH.
just felt like ranting, FYL to the actual post by the way...
haha your bf is a HUGE dork. Also, this sounds pretty unrealistic: blow jobs whilst playing video games?? COME AWN!
#93 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:44am by xo_emily_xo
Ooh...I know that hurt...
I've never even had the thought, or never recalled thinking of my girlfriend doing that while I was playing a game EVER, but that has definitely changed now...
XD
Sometimes I hit myself in the head with the controller, but that doesn't really happen anymore. (I know...it's pretty stupid...) If she somehow decides to do that, she'll know that I won't hit her. But seriously...if she offered to do that, I probably either turn the game off, or hide in some corner and set the controller down. Maybe it'll turn into something else...I can just picture it now...
;D
Yeah, nothing's sexier than watching a bunch of sweaty dudes kill each other, knowing on the other end are a bunch of teenagers yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT."
Gets me going every time.
haha the funniest fml ever one day im gonna be like him just while playing ttfaf on expert wonder what would happen if i use star power?? 0.o btw u suck dick 4 fun....sounds kinda smutty but idgaf its your life
#109 - On 06/21/2009 at 12:30pm by drybutta224
Okay, that was pretty dumb on your part. Birthday or not, if you're going downtown, dude needs to give you his full attention. Playing videogames during sex and sex acts is rude and it's ridiculous that you went along with it.
Personally, I question why you would give him a blow job while playing videogames. That was your first mistake.
#118 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:06pm by silentlullaby
Sorry about the crack on the head, but agreeing to it was your first mistake. "Give me a blowjob while I completely ignore you", and your answer is yes? YDI.
You are an awesome gf. Just hope he repays you equally on your bday.
#120 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:31pm by Joey_M
what sick person wants to share a bj with COD in the first place :s :s Either play the game, or enjoy the bj, but doing the two things together only shows that he cares more about the game then about you. If he'd respect you, he'd give you his full attention while you're doing that. That's what I think, anyway.
well some people like there girlfriends to go down on them while they are driving
#123 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:38pm by CassandraBear93
Haha, that's hilarious. My ex wanted the same thing while we were dating, only he was playing Halo online, and apparently he didn't have the ability to multitask that your boyfriend has. He ended up quitting the game after less than a minute =P
Perhaps your boyfriend was so into the bj, his mind got a little fuzzy and that's why he did it? I dunno, but again, that's funny as hell.
#127 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:54pm by Travestie616
Oh, and to everyone saying that it's "rude" of him. I'm a chick and I play games too, and if I was a guy I'd think it was awesome. So.. that's why some girls have no problem doing that for their boyfriend. If it's the guy's birthday and that's what he wants.. who cares?
#128 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:56pm by Travestie616
lol. why would u give ur bf a bj if hes playing COD4? he needs to pay attention to u when ur doing that. but that sucks that he did that. haha.
... How bad are you that he can still focus on the game while you're blowing him?
#132 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:06pm by purupuru
Why The Hell Is Giving A Blow Job To SomeOne While Playing COD A Bad Thing.
People Are So Pathhheticcccc.
After A Few Minites the Game Finishes And All Attention is Back On You Anyway.
Try Forgetting The Xbox Live Was Still On So People Could Hear EVERYTHINGGG. Including His Brother And Mates. FML
#142 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:33pm by BlondeBabeX
Lock them from the inside of a room with a bed and no xbox/ps3 and then give bj
#323 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:16pm by iTzAcrazyLifE
lol, welll I hope he appreciates youu at leastt ? BTW, my ex was an obsessive freak about COD4, lmao guyss needa groww up perhapss ?
#148 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:01pm by l_i_t_w198
k um yeah...FUCKING HOT.
lucky boy, lucky girl. i would totally do that. the expression on the guy's face while he hits climax is always, always priceless. and a huge turn on
can'T see why ppl are bitching about this
#159 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:33pm by d75s74j73s67
Either your too good of a girlfriend, or he didn't find it very pleasuring since he was still so into tht game.
Don't see how though.
#161 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:46pm by missshortstack
I clicked YDI just because you agreed to give your boyfriend a BJ while he played video games. Whether or not it may be "every guy's fantasy" is beside the point. Some girls are probably okay with it, but I would personally find it disrespectful. I think it's pretty messed up to be obviously giving your attention to something other than your partner during sexual acts. I mean, it's one thing to THINK about something else, but to be blatantly playing a video game while you're essentially engaged in a one-sided act?
That's when I would say, "have fun sucking on your own penis."
#165 - On 06/21/2009 at 4:02pm by englishmuffin
don't say in typical gamer fashion, that's offensive to people who are actual gamers
#169 - On 06/21/2009 at 4:29pm by abyssion1337
SomeonePosting, well said. I know it's been said many times on here, but what kind of world do we live in where being a feminist prevents you from giving oral sex? There's NOTHING WRONG OR DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT IT, as long as it's consensual. I enjoyed giving my ex head. It makes him feel good, and it gets me in the mood to continue fooling around when he's finished. Just because the guy had a request doesn't make him a bad person, or a bad boyfriend for that matter. If she didn't want to do it, she wouldn't have. It's fun and exciting to mix things up. And I'm sure she's had requests, and he's most likely fulfilled them. The point is that it's not "one-sided" pleasure if you enjoy doing it. People like GabriLee: that's great, make your own choices. And I'm not saying your boyfriend will cheat on you, because it's quite possible he's happy with what you two are doing. And that's fine, FOR YOU TWO. But don't tell others "YDI" just because they choose something different. It doesn't make them any less of a person. I'm really sick of all the close-minded people out there.
Oh, and for all of you grammar-freaks: I'm an english/journalism major, and most professors these days don't even use perfect grammar when what they're writing is in a casual forum. As in, not professional. You're being pretentious for thinking that you're better than someone else because you catch a few spelling mistakes. These days, who really has the time to spell-check an FML post? Really.
why is everyone bitching out the boyfriend? it was just an accident because it was a habit. and its not THAT nerdy that he was playing a video game..lots of guys do it even when theyre older. The OP never said that its his life.
and id say YDI for giving blowjobs cuz thats gross, enjoy herpes or whatever u end up with.
#179 - On 06/21/2009 at 5:40pm by epic_delight1337
"typical gamer fashion"?
Try "typical asshole fashion". I'm a gamer and I don't do that. I am not, however, an asshole. Sounds like your boyfriend is.
#185 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:35pm by Nemephosis
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Hey guesswhat: Your boyfriend is a douche bag and you're a slut. YDI, moron.
#187 - On 06/21/2009 at 7:09pm by grapenutsrbt
I honestly don't understand what's so appealing to anyone about that entire scenario. o.O
FYL though.
I don't know whether I'd agree to a request like that, but if he hit me on the head with a controller while I was going down on him you better believe I would have bitten him. Asshole.
Hahaha sucks. I have given my boyfriend a bj while he plays MGS although he normally pauses the game and puts his controller down so he won't be distracted.
#191 - On 06/21/2009 at 7:43pm by amykillswitch
FYL because you're boyfriend plays video games while you go down on him.
#193 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:01pm by dramakat11
I don't get why people are calling him a bad boyfriend and whatnot. Coming from a gamer, (a female one, but still!) mixing video games and sex is pretty much the best thing...well, ever.
Ok i dont care if its his BD or not, if ur gona give him head, he better be into it, why the fuck would you even do that! YDI, and dump the jerk!!!
Playing games while getting head from you GF.. thats just disgusting! Shoot him in the left ball!
All you people trying to fight over if BJs are good or bad is hilarouse! It is personal preference. She is not a slut for giving her boyfriend a BJ while he was playing COD. IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. He asked her for it, not forceed. So geeze. Shut Up.
#204 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:36pm by Daaniellee1234
wow... why would someone want to play Call of duty while his girlfriend is giving him a blowjob? I'd rather focus all my attention on the girl.... what the fuck is wrong with your boyfriend?
wow at least you can brag your bj's are so good they'll kill ya
#210 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:03pm by fml_fiend91
jesus what an asshole! lol i give u major props 4 actually DOING it while he was playing vid games. what a nice gf u r...and he prob thought so...til he shoved that piece o plastic 2 ur skull. did he atleast apologize?
What a douchebag. Why would you WANT a blowjob while playing video games? Totally kills it for me, personally.
wow. A blowjob during playing online? Jesus christ. If you were that submissive, you might as well bend over for a rapist. Anyway, that would definitely distract ME, and i personally think you should dump him and drown his XBOX 360
#213 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:29pm by BurnedByLove
OF COURSE he's going to die while he's getting head... He'll be so distracted! What was he thinking?
#215 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:41pm by vocalchords
lol i think its sexy, extremely sexy. Im a gamer and i love my girl, now if i put the two together WOOT!. now with the controller droping i think he was more into his game no offense >.> . if it was me in his position i would still play but be paying more attention to the pleasure than if i die on my game.... like i understand hes with u but seriously are u that gay ur watching ur game than ur girlfriend giving u head. HELL if i asked for head i wouldnt even be playing my game id be preparing for the birthday sex im about to have... U didnt deserve the controller dropping but next time get ur boyfriend on the bed and have fun (and take his attention off his game)
#217 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:11pm by Enzane12
FYL, but I wouldn't give a guy a blowjob while he plays a video game anyway. That's sort of ridiculous. I'd make sure he's paying attention to what I'm doing and not pretending to shoot people or whatever!
#229 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:55am by soulsfirefly
How can you even be aroused while playing a video game. Seemed like all of his attention was focused towards that.
#231 - On 06/22/2009 at 3:39am by TWiNKEE_MiKE
That was nice of you to do for him, at least. I hope he pays more attention to where your head is in the future.
I dont really see how thats an FLM?
What was he usin ur head as a mouse pad or something?
#235 - On 06/22/2009 at 5:09am by UrRightFML
Ha. sad thing about this is, i can see this happening with me and my boyfriend :P
#237 - On 06/22/2009 at 9:50am by _whatsername_
Because when I get a blow job I want to be looking at sweaty men with big guns!
Seriously, OP's BF, blowjob time is Final Fantasy time. Instead of looking at men you should be looking at girls who are cuter than your GF.
#240 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:16am by regalarius
haha seems to happen a lot out there lately :D
what up with u girls?
nothing better to do than blow ur idiot bfs dicks while they r gaming video games?
sounds sick to me...
My boyfriend couldn't concentrate for a second to play that if I was giving him a bj. And as far as I'm aware that's normal.
If you're good, he'll stop playing. Sounds like the OP isn't too good.
#278 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:24am by happyvalleygirl
CoD's a great game and all, but I'm not sure how you get into it enough to forget that you're getting a blowjob.
#247 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:42pm by TonyHighwind
What an ass, birthdays are just excuses to get free stuff. Your boyfriend sounds like an ass if he asks you for head while he's playing a game and throws the controller when he dies. Maybe that controller will knock some sense into you.
Such an effing asshole how do you know some pcers dont throw the keyboard at ppl or slam the keyboard or hit the screen? So....
#324 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:40pm by iTzAcrazyLifE
First of all high five...youre an awesome girlfriend. Its nice to see a FML about someone indulging their partner rather than get all pissy just because their boyfriend wanted to be pleased on their birthday. Seriously, Im getting tired of "Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for his birthday and he said a blow job. FML"
Sorry you got waked in the head though, make him pay you back by going down on you while you play a game ;)
Well, on the bright side, I have to give you my seal of approval as the "Best Girlfriend Ever".
Videogames, and oral sex... Can't miss.
On the not-so-great side....
You got owned. Straight up.
I'd just like to ask one more thing: What were things like, immediately afterward?
I mean...Did you keep going, or punch him in the dick?
I personally wouldn't have blamed you, in his position, for choosing the latter.
can i just say OWN3D XD hope he didn't knock you out or he would have t-bagged you while he was at it.
lol people like your bf remind me of that dude who yelled SPOCK!!!
#255 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:15pm by firstnlast77
Sounds like he's got you whipped.
Blowing him off on his birthday. What a fantastic birthday present. Have you no dignity in yourself?
Disgusting.
shutup you prude. i hate people like you, shying away from anything sexual, it's PATHETIC, and STRANGE. Most people have real relationships where they actually enjoy pleasuring each other. Are you too fucked in the head to be comfortable enough with anyone or what? I feel sorry for your partner(s) and the terrible sex and relationships you'll have with them, grow up
#259 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:54am by ConSeannery
seriously??
same general sensation as sex.
it's just HER doing something special for HIM!
get over it!!!
#303 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:12am by mini_cupcake
well, in my opinion, i wouldn't be as upset about getting a controller in the head as i would knowing that my boyfriend was more into his game than the blow job....
fyl.
#257 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:42pm by youarekinetic_
Personally, I think that if he wants to play a video-game while you do that; he's a loser, and to make things even worse he basically FORGOT you were there and cracked you over the head. That guy is an asshole for even asking you to do that, it's one thing to physically express love, it is another to degrade and humiliate the person you are supposed to care about.
All that aside though, is your head okay? My brother has slammed controllers down hard enough to break them before. He could have seriously hurt you.
#260 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:56am by ChaosChild
what a fucking loser... turn off the game and get some birthday lovin... i never understand guys that keep playing video games over geting some head or more with the gf.
#262 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:14am by SoccerManga
You should understand that guys like blow jobs, and they like video games. Both simultaneously? That's something special. It isn't degrading to be combining two awesome things that, when put together, are three times as fun.
#309 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:51pm by frakkin
i learned that a guy that plays video games way to often is a loser. when that guy wants a blow job while playing a video game than he is just a schmuck. not worth your time.
#264 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:14am by skulls_n_hearts
it's funny how people start fighting over whether or not the GAME was good.
ha.
poor girl, next time, turn his game off. (:
#267 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:44pm by sarahface555
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i cannot believe i actually just read this! Minus the birthday part this exact same scenario happened to me over the weekend!! Same game, same pleasure, same pain!! Classic!
#270 - On 06/23/2009 at 4:12pm by littlefoot09
I do this for my guy anyways just for fun, but he's never paid more attention to the videogame, sorry hun. Maybe you should look up pointers online or ask him for them.
#272 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:45pm by itooamscrewed
That's what you get for going out with a gamer too stupid to know you never get FPS's on consoles. :-P
#279 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:08pm by Barbarossa
wow either he is gay or u suck at giving blowjobs but it is just a game lol wtf?
#282 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:09pm by ace135
i think you missed the point.
SHE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD!!!
it most likely wasn't her fault.
he was just driven by gamer instinct.
I slam my controller down when i'm frustrated!
it wasn't that she suckked, he's just a gamer!
give him a break!!!
#302 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:10am by mini_cupcake
I'm sick and tired of seeing all of these people who come here just to rant... A blowjob isn't demeaning or disrespecful unless the giver isn't happy to do it. If you're both enjoying the situation- what can be wrong with that? My boyfriend and I are both console players... I see where this could be enjoyable ;) But please, all of these small minded people who think sex is wrong obviously have never gotten laid. I do think sexual acts are wrong outside of a loving relationship.... but in one as long as you're both having fun I see no wrong anywhere! All these stupid feminist kids on here need to just shut up. Blowjobs, yeah, ARE one-sided... but what's so wrong about wanting to please your boyfriend? I'm sure he returns the favor...
#283 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:25pm by lightningbug
i don't think they're one-sided.
some chicks enjoy giving their men what they want.
that's good enough for me =D
#301 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:07am by mini_cupcake
And #260,
please for the sake of your sanity do not research BDSM or any type of submission, if you think a guy getting a blowjob while playing a game is "humiliating" and "degrading".
*facepalm* do you really want this kind of person knowing about BDSM??
#291 - On 06/26/2009 at 1:04pm by regalarius
on behalf of the entire male gaming comuiity thank you for 1 doing the coolest thing you could do for a gamer and for distacting him so i could get that kill haha lol
#297 - On 06/29/2009 at 11:38am by mumafiedmustangs
i don't think so.
if he likes heels wear heels.
if he wants a bj during video games.
fuckking get on your knees!!!
#300 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:05am by mini_cupcake
Now this would not have happened if your bf were a PC gamer.
#305 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:21am by IDontFlush
Why on earth would your boyfriend want to interact with you sexually while not paying attention to you?
You're not a slave or a toy.... or at least you shouldn't be one.
#306 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:14pm by fourzerofour
It can't be helped. It's an innate reflex to slam controllers when you die in video games. Kudos for being nice for your boyfriend, even if it's only because it's his birthday.
#307 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:45pm by frakkin
hahahah sounds like something my boyfriend would want me to do.
#310 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:26pm by potprincess
dude i flipped a tit when i read this! ive done it for my boyfriend!
#316 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:24am by waterjillie
Yeahh...uh this definitally happened to me.
hahahaha.
it sucks.
#320 - On 07/12/2009 at 1:47am by breezybeezy69
HAHA MY ALL TIME FAVORITE.
this is something that would happen to me..
#326 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:26pm by applesauce444
i have wanted one of those from my gf for awhile, it sounds great but she heard of it from your post, and shes afraid to give one because she has seen me play games and she knows that i slam the controller down
#330 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:02pm by nameless5540
My boyfriend once started talking about WoW while we were having sex... Fun.
#334 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:10am by poptartz13
#334 - That's nothing. I'm pretty sure I started talking about Pokémon and used the phrase "Leech Seed" once..
i think it's dumb to want something like that for your birthday. why not something you can look at in 20 years? jeez.
#340 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:11pm by rihannalover
lol i love how everyone gets so mad at stupid things haha
#341 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:21pm by ihearthollister
Wow. You are one amazing girlfriend. I wish my girlfriend would do that for me.
#343 - On 12/07/2009 at 9:36pm by BlackFeet93
