Intimacy: Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues."... - FML

By vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26

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Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By sarskii - 16/08/2010 23:01 - United States

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Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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Top comments

12596 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

this looks like Justin biebers future FML

stealthkitten 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha family fail

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ekdfml 20

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha that sucks! 1st

stealthkitten 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha family fail

TexanDanny 2

Monday 15 November 2010 10:24

LOL

novair 5

Monday 15 November 2010 14:26

well when you jerk it in the family room it does become an issue. trust me I know. oh wait......

belouie 2

Monday 15 November 2010 16:34

must have been pretty secret then haha

EvilDoll 7

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

good to see you're becoming a woman!

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Monday 15 November 2010 9:30

Or man, I suppose? I know a guy who I can picture this happening to... he's my age, 17 yet he's the same size and build as my 8 year old brother... and his voice is about the same too. So to the OP I say... TAKE SOME GODDAMN TESTOSTERONE (sp?) PILLS YA BITCH! Just kidding. But really.

Ryanfmlfiend 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:07

hahaha lack of puberty issues

hahaalolz 0

Monday 15 November 2010 13:39

9 Ur related to Justin bieber?

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Monday 15 November 2010 15:45

52 - Aiish I said my brother was 8 -__- But I KNOW a guy as I described. Reading won't kill ya you know.

12596 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

this looks like Justin biebers future FML

knoll4007 3

Monday 15 November 2010 12:14

hahaha total win^^

zombieglamour_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 19:42

agreed. god I hate Justin beiber lol

crazykid300 6

Friday 25 May 2012 6:32

No justin biebers will b wen he 30

meganannee 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:25

haha that sucks for you! Move out!

Rhianikki 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:27

Your family needs a hobby...

HSOMGF 5

Monday 15 November 2010 9:29

You need a new family.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 15 November 2010 9:31

Yeah, you're 21. Don't ya think it's time to start wearing deodorant?

77taylah33 0

Monday 15 November 2010 10:06

It couldn't just be smell it could be being bitchy anything

KiaMaster 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:34

are u not a woman yet?

smokeymcpottt 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:36

You must be Asian.

Chinnithy 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:50

I'm 31.

sonusingh 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:32

lol

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 15 November 2010 19:37

I reached for it, but her parents kicked my ass.

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