Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19996) - you totally deserved it (47593)
On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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lol wanna know how to get your comment to the top so everyone will read? just press the reply button for comment number one, this new comment system is fucked up
#162 - On 06/17/2009 at 1:30pm by suaveneanderthal
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im 10
#164 - On 06/17/2009 at 1:34pm by runescapescool
i dont get how it's a fml..
she's your girlfriend and she sent you nudes
isnt that good?
#167 - On 06/17/2009 at 1:49pm by purplestuff
dude, you are a freakin jackass. how about you break up with the poor girl instead of bashing her attempt at doing something nice/sexy for you. I hope she finds out you said this and DUMPS your pathetic ASS
#175 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:25pm by mrsbickhart
well replies are supposed to be in reply to someone else's comment, not to boost your own so people read it... but they shouldn't expect that from the age/maturity group this site attracts...
u sound like an asshole she was trying to do something nice and u make fun of her...
#198 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:37pm by equastriangirl
she just might be ugly....or a bush that he definetly didn't wanna see
#205 - On 06/17/2009 at 7:12pm by kustiki321
#153, you voiced my thoughts exactly. The OP is such a superficial jackass. You don't deserve to have a girlfriend when you don't value her.
#207 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:14pm by fmlreaderr
What i don't get is he really wasn't making fun of her or disrespecting her. He was just being a guy thats what they think.
People like you make me angry, shes trying to do somthing nice for you!! NOT an FML!
#259 - On 06/18/2009 at 11:34am by shady_angel
you're a selfish ungrateful bastard, it sucks for her that she trusted you with the picture.
f her life.
#260 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:59pm by CeeEhTEEM8
you guys have no sense of humor. This FLM brought a tear to my eye. So simple, but so brilliant.
-And she's probably not really ugly... it's just that... as a guy.... he's probably imagined her naked many many times... and his imagination was kinder to his GF than his GF's genetics were. And now that he's seen the matrix for what it is -(flat boobs, inverted nipples, big pussy lips that look like 5 day old deli meat etc.) -he can never go back. F his life
#197: you fucking moron.
that's not what guys think. This guy is obviously just a jackass who doesn't understand the concept of the nude pic.
#273 - On 06/18/2009 at 4:43pm by Pharmacist
I'm in agreement, or maybe you need to explore your possible homosexuality?
#284 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:31pm by staffer
i so agree with u this guy is a jack ass we girls do these things so that our bfs will like it we only do it for them and wen they just diss us like that then we get our girl revenge and honey girl revenge aint pretty
#286 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:16am by fmlforever_2
#153 i so agree with u we girls only do that stuff so that our bfs enjoy it we only do it for them and wen they diss us like that then we girls get our girl revenge and honey girl revenge aint pretty
#287 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:19am by fmlforever_2
Yeah, honestly.
1) You're apparently so shallow that you'd post something like this.
2) You're dating someone who you clearly think is unattractive...why?
Crap happens- and it can be funny. Hence the site, but....some people on here...I mean, this isn't an FML at all; yours is a 'look at me' sort of a post, and it only goes to show that you make bad decisions and...worse decisions. Congrats. You make bad decisions. Now we all know.
Need attentionmuch?
#289 - On 06/19/2009 at 1:08am by anonymousjason
i think he didn't like her naked body.she must have been hairy,fat tummy and lots of public hair and all white while her face,hands and legs are tanned.
he must have been saying "ewwww".
#295 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am by cinderella_94
maybe she just did not look good naked wtf is wrong with that?
he's just speaking his mind -_-
#310 - On 06/20/2009 at 11:52am by fml_anakinkyy
I agree I think a lot of people are taking it way too seriously. I think she might have just fallen short of his expectations...not that she was ugly. Calm down
#327 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:10am by under_estimated
Wow, and guys wonder why some women are so self-conscious about their bodies. Way to be an ass :)
#353 - On 08/04/2009 at 8:24am by Kiwi_Splash
In some kind of circus or something like? not just walking down the street with 2 bikini tops on or something....... :)
#134 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:48am by klb47
yah dude, I know a lady with 4 breasts.... took an acting class with her- it's actually not too uncommon. The 2nd set are down towards the belly button, and have nipples, but don't develop.
The new FML seems to be really shoddy at the moment.. everyone's double or triple posting. Also, it cleared the list of all the FMLs I was following. I'm sure there's more. :/ I hope they either fix it or change it back. The only thing I like is replying to comments, as it does away with all that @#whatever crap.
Hear Hear! Reality seems to escape most people these days.
#37 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:32am by Lonely_Lez
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how old r u... like 10??
#70 - On 06/17/2009 at 7:04am by MasterModeraor
How do you accidentally send nudes? Or was she taking them for someone else and accidentally sent them to him? In that case she would deserve it. :|
Was it really that bad? You can usually tell what kind of body someone has after seeing them a couple times with clothes on. Unless she's someone you met online, which in that case you really deserve it!
#8 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:40am by uneekfreak16
if you really aren't attracted to her physically at all, that may become a problem later on. but as you learn to love the person inside, may times it alters the way you feel about their physical appeal
#9 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:40am by planetclaire
wow, you're so fucked.
FYL... and FHL.
maybe it was just an unflattering angle? shit happens bahahah.
#11 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:42am by whatmarielsaid
ohhhh noo.
lmao xD this one is going to keep me laughing for awhile
if you're not attracted to her now, there are going to be some issues later down the line
That's so weird.
On Gaia, this girl just posted a thread in the GD about how she accidentally sent nudes to her bf.
FHL.
#15 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:51am by HOLLAcaust
I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not porn stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. Tits and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.
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Why would you ever date a bitch remotely overweight, even just "average". Just "average" is pretty gross. Fat girls CAN NOT be attractive, no mater how hard they try.
#18 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:53am by bobhope125
#18 is an asshole you are obviously a very shallow person so what if he didn't like the pic doesn't mean he doesn't like her
I dont agree with #5.. If a girl is ugly, just dump her and start looking for a new one. In the mean time, you can get right or lefthanded love from your favourite porn website :-P
So break up with her. She deserves someone who will find her beautiful
#26 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:18am by unistudentb
This is only an FML if the picture is something like Scat-porn, Furry-porn, etc. Something that you would not expect to see and really would not want to see your girlfriend doing. If she sent you a regular naked picture in earnest, you're just an asshole. If you're dating her, the eventual expectation is that you will see her naked, one way or another. In the case of most relationships, the man prefers this to be as soon as possible. So from the sound of things she was trying to do you a favor; if you can't appreciate that, then you deserve whatever negative rammifications come from it.
#27 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:20am by wildfire393
YDI. You should appreciate her attitude, plus why on earth would you be with a girl you're not even that interested in?
In the guy's defense. It's possible he didn't want to go that fast. Not all guys want to dive into trading kiddie porn (that's how the law views it anyway).
Alternatively, she could have some horrible scarring or something that just wasn't visible while she was clothed. So it isn't like he didn't find her attractive then got mad when she's still unattractive naked.
Everyone here is assuming that this man's girlfriend is either ugly, fat, or basically not "perfect" because he apparently wishes that she hadn't sent him a naked picture. However, you are all being presumptuous fucktards. It is entirely plausible to assume that the OP is trying to take things slow and thinks that his GF is moving too fast, or that he is saving his virginity (You mean people still do that, Sturm? D:). There isn't sufficient information here to pass judgment on this man, you fuckheads. Nice going.
Not an FML, as you can delete the pic.
#33 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:28am by SturmFireforge
Did she feel this way about yours too?
FML is starting to look/act like YouTube. Ahhh. I don't know how I feel about this.
#40 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:36am by redbluegreen
Assuming that this is because you don't find her attractive and not because you think she's moving too fast (and if it is the second one you should have made that clear), you're an idiot. You cannot have found her attractive with clothes and then suddenly been disgusted by her naked. If you don't think she's hot, why the hell are you with her? Fuck HER life.
And #12, if it is because she's got some sort of scarring, then fuck her life even more for having to deal with that and this shallow douchebag at the same time.
#42 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:39am by dancing_bear
F%#K all of you losers acting as if every women is interested in you. Chances are fat/ugly women don't even like you, that is why you're on FML. You're just bitter because you don't have girlfriends. And I'm pretty sure that over weight people can still be attractive. Have fun being single forever. Especially the idiot who posted the original statement. I hope you're girlfriend leaves you and you finally decide to come out of the closet.
wow, wether his girlfriend is ugly or not this guy is a total DB. FHL for being stuck with HIM.
amen to #5. even if i dont have the worlds most perfect body i know if i were to send my bf a nude picture he would like it and tell me how hot i look.
you should be happy you even have a girlfriend with that attitude
#45 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:43am by xlucyinthesky
Don't date fat chicks then. YDI. Oh yeah, send it to everyone, make sure it gets back to her parents, so the tramp learns a lesson.
BAHAHA you seem hell shallow. but im laughing so its ok.
and that person who said she must be really ugly or your gay is a champ!
#49 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:05am by i_laugh_fml
omfg. you're a little dickhead.
i hope karma comes back & bites you in the ass, you insensitive creep.
a) this isnt even FML worthy
& b) i bet there is a guy out there who deserves her, and will respect her. certainly more than you obviously do.
#51 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:16am by staciieee_x3
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This is why I don't date. If she looks ugly or is fat when I sober up, I only have to spend one night. FYL
#52 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:17am by HeyitsPheddy
You're an a-hole.
Not ALL girls are willing to be kinky and get their man's attention like that...she was trying to do you a favor.
Do HER the favor and break up with her you shallow little prick...give her the chance to find someone who would ACTUALLY appreciate the gester.
fron ur FML, the only way that i will agree with u is either she sent it (and u opened it) at an inappropriate time i.e. in front of everyone else without knowing that her naked picture was waiting for you inside. If not, damn u suck. wish u never get laid in ur life.
thats mean
fhl for having such a jerk bf
actually sdi for sending you a naked pic of herself
#63 - On 06/17/2009 at 6:10am by mixedchick
I like #20's take. Link the picture, though, I must see how bad it really is.
#66 - On 06/17/2009 at 6:28am by glassjaw_90
I don't think it had to do with what was in the picture, more that he probably is wondering now what kind of whore he's dating.
#69 - On 06/17/2009 at 7:03am by Chfanfiction
So, she's self-confident and willing to try exciting things? Sounds like she'd be great in bed. Hope you miss out on it, OP!
Oh SHUT UP! You're a stupid moron and I hope your girlfriend dumps you so you're alone with nothing but your own hands.
#79 - On 06/17/2009 at 7:35am by itscalledkarma
Wow, you're disgusting. I hope you find out your next "hotter" girlfriend has a penis. Jerk.
#86 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:25am by rayrayy
This would be an admissible assertion if the OP wasn't so resentful and judgmental enough to exemplify the ordeal in an anecdote. He should have just been dignified and discrete about it, right?
#234 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:07am by RhymePrime
nobody here knows what the man saw, maybe she had a jungle down there, or some period blood slipping down her leg, cant really judge him until we see the picture now can we.
Don't let people like him make you feel that way. I'd be surprised if that moron has ever been laid in his life. Considering girls of average weight, "gross"? Yeah I don't think he's getting ANY, or ever will be unless he changes his attitude drastically.
#233 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:05am by modifiedchick
i'm right there with you. luckily, that's never happened to me :-P you know what to do . . . dump her ass and don't be so desperate!
whoa some people need to relax, he might be dating her because he likes her for who she is, not her body, he isnt a jerk or gay, maybe she doesnt have an attractive body, but he still likes her, which is cutee, so relaxx.
#93 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:51am by lnf9ohfour
ok seriously ppl... stfu about him being a dick boyfriend. EVERYONE should know there are some pretty horrible looking girls, as well as boys... so before u start calling him a bad boyfriend, maybe u should think about whether or not u should see the pic b4 u thik hes a bad bf...
#95 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:52am by CourtneeMalakian
Oh, so a guy is a jerk because he knows a fuggo when he sees one? Hey he knew she was a fat ugly bitch but still liked her, they probably fucked in the dark. And if shes like most fatties, she probably avoided him seeing her fully naked anyways. Hes probably just in shock from seeing something he didnt want to see. Is it that crazy to love a fatty but not want to see her ugly ass naked? Just kinda fuck under the covers and such. She should be glad that he saw past her flabby lard, and loves the company she brings as a person not as a fuckhole.
Although I still think most of you are pathetic, vile idiots... I may have actually changed my mind about the OP. If hes started seeing her because he loves her as a person but she isn't the body type he is usually attracted to, whether that is that she is rake thin and he is attracted to sexy curves, or whether she is a whale, or maybe he knows he likes big boobs and she has bee-stings! whatever the reason he might have thought that he would find her attractive physically anyway cos he has such strong feelings for her. Then the reason his life is fckd is because he has discovered that he just doesn't find her attractive so knows that he has to be a man and break up with her because she deserves to be with someone who is attracted to her, but that means losing someone he has strong feelings for! If that is the case then he is a much better person that you fucking disgusting, brainless wankers that have commented that she needs a treadmill or is a whore etc.
#107 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:29am by klb47
WTF is wrong with u 8? If a girl is fat she's hideous.......and if she's average weight she's still hideous? So the only girl you'd ever date would be anerexic or bulemic? WTF! It's people like you that make people like me feel like they're only good enough if they're thin.
OP: if you're gonna be such a dick, then you don't deserve a gf.
You are a complete and utter prick. If you don't like her, go talk it over with her and break up gently - instead of coming on here, whining about it, and revealing to the world what a twat you really are.
What kind of bloke doesn't appreciate such a thoughtful gesture from his g/f? She was probably really nervous about your reaction and you do something like this to her?
If you find her unattractive, why go out with her? Imagine if she did that to you - you'd been going out for a few weeks/months, she saw you naked and then thought "Ewwwwwww..... NO!!!" How would you feel? Just think about that. I hope to god you never said any of this to her. She would be CRUSHED. Although hopefully she'd wise up and dump your pathetic sorry arse.
F*** you. You're a waste of space.
#110 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:39am by fecked_up22
Bah, why hate so much the poor chap? Beauty is a subjective thing so you know and does not define the relationship. My ex was quite flat, but I loved her anyways, she is an incredible person. If she sent me a picture of her boobs, I would not get excited the same moment tho.
If you bash him like he is a douche and a-hole and does not deserve a gf, you, most likely, are just not confident in yourself and your ability to compete with other women.
You know I'd LAUGH if she saw this...
Cos you'd deserve a good slap in the face for this one, you idiot!
why are there like 3 number 3s and multiple numbers?? im really confused!
#122 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:18am by Fuzzybunny111993
This is more of an FHL. Wtf, are you gay? Or do you think she's ugly? Either way, her life sucks, no yours. Jerk.
well..
i hope this is an fml because you feel guilty about not wanting to see your girlfriend naked and then posting it on fml...
#131 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:44am by dreamsmean
fuck you!!!
i hope she dumps you.
she deserves better than you, bastard.
#137 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:54am by Phoenix_GAD
YDI for being an ass. If you don't want naked pictures, tell her so. If you don't find her attractive, break up with her and let her find someone who will.
#141 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:12am by deaditegirl
i think she deserves him not wanting the picture...
i can't respect girls who send naked pictures of themselves to their boyfriends
it isn't going to last forever, and when a messy breakup happens, what are you gonna do?
ask nicely for them to delete it? come on now, let's be serious =\
#142 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:21am by 14hatemachine
Hey your fault for dating someone you don't want to see naked.
#143 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:24am by allstarplayer324
if you don't think she's attractive why the hell are you dating her?
think about it retard.
#145 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:38am by guitardedman
I love how people jump to conclusions, and assume the OP is gay. There good be many reasons he didn't enjoy the picture. Maybe he didn't think she was this type fo girl and isn't lookign for that in life. Maybe she hadn't termed in a few weeks or months. Maybe someone got the text. The post is so vague anything could be the reason.
when you think about it this is atually good of you find out now shes ugly naked you came dump her now better than using your prescious time and energy trying to penetrate her only to be disgusted when she takes her clothes off
Wow, what a jerk. If I knew her I'd tell her to dump your pathetic ass ASAP.
#150 - On 06/17/2009 at 12:05pm by tasha2010
Maybe he was disappointed with her figure because she could be extremely bony? I mean, its hard to see that through shirts and a "water-bra" (the ones with water, or gel, in the cups to make the breasts look bigger).
But still, I hope you still love her no matter what!
How is this really an FML? it's not bad for you since it's her that sent YOU her nude pictures. Plus you asked for it, it's more FHL because she has to be embarrassed that you thought it was ugly or something...sorry man.
#156 - On 06/17/2009 at 12:44pm by Natashakiable18
Hope you're not planning on marrying her, then, eh! And if you're not, why waste her time? Dump her. If I were going out with a guy I thought I had no chance of a serious relationship with, I'd dump him!
There really needs to be more description to this FML because it leaves way too much out. Is OP dating a girl online and was shocked to find she wasnt what he expected? Does the OP feel like his girlfriend is taking things to fast Did someone else see the picture? Does their girlfriend wear really lose clothing so the OP had no clue what she looks like underneath? Was it just an unflattering picture?
Lots left out so its really hard to comment on this one.
how the hell is he a jerk? it's not his fault the girl is not attractive.
alot of time curvy women look okay in clothes, but when they take them off, they just look fat because of the lack of support. this was probably the case here, i am guessing. that doesn't make him a jerk.
unless this was over the internet, in which case, he's stupid and deserves it for dating over the internet.
hell, this just makes me glad i am hot.
#163 - On 06/17/2009 at 1:30pm by monicamischief
wow um what happened to the comment system its like super f*cked up
#170 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:04pm by cheer_leader247
wow this is the stupidest fml i've ever read in my life.
#171 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:06pm by audiogasmic
maybe he opened it when he was at work or with his parents. Why assume it's because she's not attractive?
#172 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:07pm by LittleMel4
"Today, I sent a naked picture of me to my gay boyfriend. FML".
#178 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:36pm by blondegurl718
I guess yu people don't get it that he's probly datin this girl for wut kind of person she is or for somthing other than looks, and there's a good chance she has an unattractive body and could be ugly, fat, acne covered body, and jus hideous to look at naked!.. Yu guys must have never had the HORRIBLE misfortune of seeing a picture of a naked fat lady... if you weren't suicidal before...you will be... So he obviously must not be with her for looks... that or she sent it to him and a teacher or his parents saw it at that moment... oh well, who knows...?
#185 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:04pm by YungMarlon23
Did anybody think maybe he didn't want the pictures in the first place?
His girlfriend might have just sent them to him as a gift, and he could be extremely conservative.
#188 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:14pm by BlaisOf_Fire91
I may have seen her on Jerry Springer. There's some ugly women on there -- all sizes.
#192 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:12pm by RodeHard
i've got a feeling you're not that attractive, OP. ;|
girl could do much better.
#196 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:33pm by OMIGODNOWAI
OP, I'm gonna go against the majority of those commenting here and say FYL. It's not your fault if a) you never wanted/asked for the pictures b) you're conservative or believe in taking it slow or c) your girlfriend isn't attractive naked. Maybe you're more attracted to her PERSONALITY, which let's face it, does not get captured in naked photographs.
Those people who are calling you a jerk assume that you are the type who would otherwise enjoying getting naked pictures of your girlfriend, but maybe you're not.
I, for one, am not the type of person to send naked pictures or receive them. As much as my boyfriend and I love and are attracted to one another, it just isn't our thing. I think that should be saved for in person. It's like unwrapping a present. Plus, with technology and instability of any relationship these days, sending pictures is just plain unsafe and unwise.
#203 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:11pm by englishmuffin
OP, I'm gonna go against the majority of those commenting here and say FYL. It's not your fault if a) you never wanted/asked for the pictures b) you're conservative or believe in taking it slow or c) your girlfriend isn't attractive naked. Maybe you're more attracted to her PERSONALITY, which let's face it, does not get captured in naked photographs.
Those people who are calling you a jerk assume that you are the type who would otherwise enjoying getting naked pictures of your girlfriend, but maybe you're not.
I, for one, am not the type of person to send naked pictures or receive them. As much as my boyfriend and I love and are attracted to one another, it just isn't our thing. I think that should be saved for in person. It's like unwrapping a present. Plus, with technology and instability of any relationship these days, sending pictures is just plain unsafe and unwise.
#204 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:14pm by englishmuffin
I think the problem here is that you're getting her hopes up by staying with her. You don't love people because they're beautiful, they're beautiful because you love them. Ever heard of that?
I also think that all you people who are claiming she's clearly fat, you're being completely unfair. The OP *did* make it sound like the reason he wished his girlfriend had not sent him a picture of herself was because he found her physically unattractive, but how do you know for certain? I think it's an FHL regardless, because she's clearly very devoted to this man - assuming the OP is male - as she would do him such a favor as this, and he's too insensitive to appreciate it.
On the other hand, if he really is protecting his innocence - in which case, I applaud him - then this still is not the answer. Going online and complaining to a bunch of strangers is not going to help. If that's how you really feel, that you'd rather take it slow, then the CORRECT thing to do would be to talk it over with her, and let her know how you feel.
Also, how do we know he did not ASK her to send him a picture? How do we know we're getting the full story? Do you all really doubt that the OP wouldn't leave some details out, in hopes of getting sympathetic responses?
FHL, for sure. Us girls already know that it's difficult to be confident sometimes, especially living in a world filled with jerks like you who think the only form of beauty is having a perfect body - going on that being the OP's reasoning. I hope that eventually this poor girl will find somebody who appreciates her for who she is, because you obviously do not.
Just because he didn't want naked pictures doesn't make him gay. i sure wouldn't.
#215 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:36pm by Chfanfiction
Do we have to assume you're smoking hot? Because usually guys who do such jerky comments are ugly as fuck and pretend their girlfriends to be models when they should be thankful in the first place that someone actually laid eyes on them. Just saying.
Hell yeah #153. And um...if she's your girlfriend...? not understanding lol
#217 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:22pm by brasileirinha
I have no idea if this is an FYL or YDI
Ur gf is really fat and physicly unatractiver or u r gay
at first I thought u were gay
#218 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:29pm by Ms_Thingie
I have no idea if this is an FYL or YDI
Ur gf is really fat and physicly unatractiver or u r gay
at first I thought u were gay
#219 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:30pm by Ms_Thingie
I don't get why people are calling the OP shallow. He's going out with her even if he clearly doesn't find her physically attractive.
then why are you dating her if thats what you think? asshole.
#222 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:47pm by chickitychina
I can't believe half of you. It is so disappointing to see such shallow and mindless people. My boyfriend and I have been together a long time, and I know our relationship is great because he respects me and, more importantly, respects my body and what I want or don't want to do with it. How is it that people feel the need to send pictures of themselves to others when they don't know if anything is right? With this kind of desperate relationship, I would expect it to end soon, not because her body isn't as physically appealing, but because her body is more important than her, and she knows it. Let's see how happy she is once they've broken up. I wish all of you pervs out there for the best of luck in finding true happy love, against all of your chosen challenges with being shallow.
I have no idea if this is an FYL or YDI
Ur gf is really fat and physicly unatractive or u r gay
at first I thought u were gay
#226 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:13am by Ms_Thingie
I have no idea if this is an FYL or YDI
Ur gf is really fat and physicly unatractive or u r gay
at first I thought u were gay
#227 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:15am by Ms_Thingie
You're a fucking dick. Your girlfriend shouldn't be with you. Asshole. Maybe sucking on your mom's titties would be better for you fucking baby.
Why are you dating someone you aren't attracted to? That's just cruel. Plus, it's wasting time for both you and her.
#239 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:24am by RoguePenguin
Hahaha xD owned.. hope there showed something on that pic u didnt know about her, because ells ur kinda wierd.. but damn it maked me laugh :P
This is like one of those secrets you'd see on that postsecret campaign or in the all-american rejects video for dirty little secret
I am amazed how many women take it quite personally. I think it is a great fml about relationships between genders.
you're poor girlfriend!!! she was really putting herself out there for you. How embarrassing, for the both of you.
#245 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:36am by LetItRock2009
your a bitch.
whyd you post this? you just seem like a jerk and we all feel sorry for her, not for you. it doesnt make you seem cool.
you probably couldnt do any better :'D
she deserves better :)
#263 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:43pm by hellosailorr
A guy not wanting naked pictures does NOT make him gay.
#265 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:58pm by Chfanfiction
Has anyone considered that it's not a FML moment just because he received the pictures, but because someone who would have rather NOT seen them (like either of their parents) was present when they were received?
That would've been embarrassing.
#266 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:59pm by xRainmaker
and we all know overweight people don't deserve love. 9_9
#269 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:52pm by diet_otaku
Fuck your life?
NO, fuck your girlfriend's life for having a boyfriend who's an asswipe.
#275 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:36pm by justxmyxluck
wat u wish she hadnt cuz u cant stand her naked or that u have another gf and u dont want her finding out? hm wich is it cuz either one u r fucked up man!
#285 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:13am by fmlforever_2
what an asshole.....
did she have a hairy bush or something? lmao
#290 - On 06/19/2009 at 1:48am by latina_bonita
Ok i am dating a chubby guy, and I personally love seeing him naked. I dont have a fat fettish or anything, I just love him and am perfectly fine with his body. If you can't be fine with her's she should leave you. Even if she doesn't have pamela anderson boobs, or the vagina you say on 4chan or redtube doesn't mean you look any better naked. In fact what do you think she'd say if you sent her nudes send you a reply of "Uhm don't they have pumps for that?"
You don't deserve to have anyone feel anything but hate for you, you are a horrible person taking a kind and loving gesture and then showing the internet how much of a douche bag you are. You are like one of those girls that when a nervous guy asks her out, she outright says, "Ewwww, no!" and that is an amazingly common FML from the nervous guy's perspective. But you, being the doucheba g that you are, saying something along the lines that you don't need her because she is ugly, or not to your liking in terms of attraction, but you are just generally being a douche bag. I hope she dumps you, that everyone that means something to you dies, that you lose your job and never are able to get one, and that you die alone. Fuck You.
#294 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:57am by FUUUUUUUUUU
How is this an FYL?! More like an F her life for having an ungrateful boyfriend like you :).
#299 - On 06/19/2009 at 7:02pm by youfailSOhard
Dude, Wtf? Poor Girl, I Hope You Get Dumped. How Would You Like It If You Sent Her A Pic Of You And She Was Like "Could You Not Do That.....Ever"
#301 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:17pm by LoveIsDead13
He never said he didnt like the way she looked. Maybe he wasnt ready to see her naked...it couldve been a purity thing
#304 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:00am by blahdsflksfd
If a naked pic of your GF turns you off, then find someone else. What have you been comatose the whole time and didn't realize you weren't attracted to her when she is nude? Moron.
dude, im sorry everyone is bagging you, cos that is the funniest thing i have heard all week.
hahahahahahahaah, your my idol
#308 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:50am by meltingwalls
Maybe he opened the text message from her at the wrong time and someone saw (like a teacher, or a reverend, etc.) and whupped his ass.
#309 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:54am by drinkupgorgeous
so you dont wanna see ur gf naked....than find a new one. its not brain science
#311 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:03pm by joshzzz4040
Everyone bitching that he doesn't necessarily find his girlfriend attractive when naked should get off their high horses. Everyone has certain ideas of beauty. Things they find attractive and unattractive. He can't help it if she sags where he doesn't like it or has body hair where he'd prefer skin or whatever. And sometimes people look great clothed and then you are very disappointed when you see them naked. If you say looks don't matter to you then you are a liar, and probably an ugly liar. I have a very wide range of what I consider attractive, but if a woman is too skinny or two fat or has some terrible facial features or something like that then it's doubtful I could find her sexually attractive no matter how nice and fun she might be. I feel bad for him because there is no way for him to dump her without sounding like an asshole, all because society has gone overboard trying to fight negative ideas of what is or is not beautiful that it's become unacceptable to think of someone as ugly. Yes, fashion models give an unrealistic expectation of "beauty", but most guys don't find those emaciated women attractive anyway.
For all we know, OP's girlfriend isn't the least bit unattractive...she could be pretty and have a nice body.
I mean...this sounds like something my ex would say... I'm thin, shapely, and very attractive, but he wasn't the least bit interested in me physically or in any naked pictures I'd send him. Maybe he's gay...I don't know...he said he just wasn't attracted to me despite how sexy I am (his words)... but needless to say, there's a reason my screenname is "myexsucks."
OP: You are an asshole. Do you have ANY idea how she would feel if she knew this is how you felt? I hope she finally realizes she doesn't deserve to be with someone who doesn't appreciate her and her body and dumps you. And if you're just mad because she's moving too fast (which seems unlikely), then that's your fault for not setting boundaries with her. You get no sympathy from me AT ALL.
jesus dude get over urself she obviously trusts u enough 2 send such a pic and u just piss on it. Gah i take it u guys havent had sex yet? well let me give ya a lil tip bud there aint much of a diff 4m one naked chick 2 the next. prepare urself 4 disappointment if ya didnt like the pic
so many girls are self conscious about themselves and shes finally found what she thinks is the right guy and you give her this!
damn man thats really shitty. obviously if its your girlfriend and you care about her you cant be disappointed by it. douche
You're an A-hole. And you probably aren't worth looking at yourself. Your girlfriend is probably beautiful. Although, granted, she can't be very clever because she's with someone like you.
You know.. it's probably a lie and he's kidding... but if he isn't. Meany.
#332 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:34am by willowpuff
looks don't matter (that much) so try to look past it but if you can't fiind someone who is beautiful on the outside and inside (maybe you could date me next) i fit the description i just gave
#333 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:18am by lutzluv124
#38, i love you for that comment
and rly, first for the posts, we dont know if she is ugly, and if she was, he should have known before hand
and for the OP, you are a retard, if your gf is sending you nude pics of herself, then that means you are obviously doing something right, next time, give us some more info on the situation because wat you said made you sound like a 2 yr old
OP is a retard
#334 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:59pm by stronghammer
calm the f*** down! jesus. stop lecturing the poor guy.
and for the OP that's hilarious but i'm very sorry.
Are you gayy or something?
Because I think the only guy that would turn down a naked pic of a girl is a gay guy.
#341 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:00pm by loving_you
If you're not attracted to her don't be with her. Why the fuck are you with her? You're just wasting her time.
If you really like her but you'd like her to lose weight you could try telling her but that probably won't go over so well...You probably just shouldn't be with her. My ex told me I could lose some weight and it literally sent me into a horrible depression and gave me an eating disorder. I tried to find a healthy medium but I couldn't until I learned to love myself and found a guy who loved me no matter what weight I'm at. My current bf seriously does not care much about my weight. Now I am healthy....thinner than before the eating disorder but not as sickly thin as I was with it. I work out and try to eat healthy but am not obsessive. My weight has gone up and down by as much as 15 pounds since I've been with my current bf and he hasn't cared and has still been attracted to me because he loves me. If your love for her doesn't make you attracted to her then it's probably time to find a different girl.
#343 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:01am by dramakat11
I bet she feels the same way about you. You are an asshole.
#344 - On 07/14/2009 at 11:28pm by katbkool13
how is he an asshole? it doesnt mean she was fat she could maybe have some weird scars or have a huge bush
Weird scars is worse than being fat? You can lose weight if you're fat, but if you have scars, it's just hopeless? Wtf?
I think this ones really just an open and shut case... he doesnt have a girlfriend, hes a sad attention seeking little virgin... and hes bored...
cant blame him... pathetic, but having no life means having very little to do other than keep himself occupied with his internet fantasy one...
FHL how could you be so mean. if she was so open u shouldnt put it all over the internet that she is ugly... YDI
