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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (77323)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.

#5 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:35am by fishbiscuit

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I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not porn stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. Tits and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.

#17 - On 06/17/2009 at 3:52am by atruegem

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