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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37365) - you deserved it (58454)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it.

Do a better job next time?

#1 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:05am by englishmuffin

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if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

#2 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:07am by mycoffeesucks

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